| Billfred |
01-05-2005 12:58 |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42
Now I know why I don't post more pictures of myself on this thread. :)
And after some deliberation, I think it's time to add a fifth rule to the caption contest...
Quote:
Originally Posted by The -infinity Rule
At certain times, should Billfred be pwned by a contestant, he may, at his sole discretion, assign a score of -infinity to that contestant. Points still accumulate as normal, but the -infinity score will remain posted until Billfred either lets off or forgets to add the -infinity score again.
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With that said, first place goes to...
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissInformation
Even the great David Kelly, in fear of the power of -Infinity, bowed before the might of Billfred...
-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞
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Second place goes to...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gary Dillard
Here we see a measure of the success of the Real Time Scoring System for this year's game. The final match on Curie Friday ended at 6:15 PM, and Billfred is still updating the real time score at 9:37 PM.
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(I feel I have to put a note in here. First off, you can't update the RTS after the match with the Hatch system. The handhelds still work, but the screen doesn't update--meaning that if you miss a goal that makes a row, you're up the proverbial creek until the video guy pulls it down. Second, I was sleeping like a baby at 9:37 PM on Friday night.)
Honorable mentions go to...
JosephM
Jacqui
Rich Kressly
Denman
Andrew Rudolph
Dorienne Plait
dlavery
Elgin Clock
Sakura141
Joe_P.
BCahn836
And the burn award...
Quote:
Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
Uh-oh! It appears the Championship Event's self-appointed Odoriferous Emanations Inspector, David Kelly, has detected a Level 5 O.E. wafting from the underarms of one William Leverette, Jr. Further evidence of this malodorous stench is provided by the cameraman, who obviously cannot focus clearly due to the stank permeating the immediate area. We all know what this means, boys and girls! Billfred gets to take a B.O. Timeout in the FIRST Defunkification Chamber - sponsored by Degree for Men, the official antiperspirant of FIRST.
We salute you, Mr. Odoriferous Emanations Inspector, for without your ever-vigilant nostrils, hundreds of nasally-offended spectators would make this FIRST Championship Event their LAST.
*Cue Real Men of Genius singer....*
"Mr. Odoriferous Emanations Inspeeeeeectorrrrrrrrrr....."
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(It was the defunkification that did it.)
And now for the scores...
Code:
MissInformation 129
T. Hoffman 123
Gary Dillard 123
Dlavery 101
Dorienne Plait 74
Greencactus3 73
Rich Wong 68
Jay H 237 67
Andy Baker 61
DCA Fan 58
JVN 54
Amanda Morrison 54
GateRunner 46
Bcahn836 46
Michelle 236 45
Elgin Clock 45
Greg Needel 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 45
Tkwetzel 44
Koko Ed 43
JosephM 42
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Brandon Martus 30
Matt Attallah 29
Kyle45 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
VGMasterShadow 26
Richardp 25
DanielBCR 25
Arefin Bari 22
Nehalita 21
Shyra1353 21
Squirrelrock 19
Mike Ciance 18
Jessica Boucher 17
Lil' Lavery 16
Astronouth7303 15
Rich Kressly 14
Robo hottie71 14
Tom Schindler 12
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 11
Wetzel 10
Jacqui 9
Aignam 9
Pit Bull 1126 9
Icurtis 8
JamizzleHavok13 8
Vivelation 8
Denman 7
EricS-Team180 7
Jack Jones 7
Kyle 7
RogerR 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
ZACH P. 6
Cyberguy34000 6
TierraDelDiablo 6
Andrew Rudolph 5
George56 5
Katy 5
Marc P. 5
Stephen Kowski 5
Barry Bonzack1604 4
Ken Patton 4
Tytus Gerrish 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Jay Trzaskos 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
Joe_P. 3
Lisa Perez 3
Sakura141 3
Al Skierkiewicz 2
Cory 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2
Dillon Compton 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Nobrakes8 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
EricH 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Alex Pelan 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
IMDWalrus 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
NoRemorse 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1
Tiffany34990 1
Onward to bigger and better things...like number 43! |
