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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

(refrains from making the obligatory Hitchhikers jokes)

Alright, here we go again.

The scores:

Code:

 T. Hoffman        120

 MissInformation        -infinity

 Gary Dillard        118

 Dlavery        99

 Greencactus3        73

 Dorienne Plait        72

 Rich Wong        68

 Jay H 237        66

 Andy Baker        60

 DCA Fan        57

 Amanda Morrison        54

 JVN        54

 GateRunner        46

 Eugenia Gabrielov        45

 Greg Needel        45

 Michelle 236        45

 Bcahn836        44

 Tkwetzel        43

 Elgin Clock        43

 Koko Ed        42

 JosephM        40

 EddieMcD        36

 "Big Mike"        34

 Brandon Martus        30

 Matt Attallah        29

 Kyle45        28

 Jeff Waegelin        27

 VGMasterShadow        26

 Richardp        25

 DanielBCR        24

 Arefin Bari        22

 Nehalita        21

 Shyra1353        21

 Squirrelrock        19

 Mike Ciance        18

 Jessica Boucher        17

 Lil' Lavery        16

 Astronouth7303        15

 Robo hottie71        14

 Tom Schindler        12

 Rich Kressly        12

 Killerofkiller        11

 Steve W        11

 Wetzel        10

 Pit Bull 1126        9

 Aignam        9

 JamizzleHavok13        8

 Vivelation        8

 Icurtis        8

 Meli W.        7

 Jack Jones        7

 Kyle        7

 RogerR        7

 Jacqui        7

 TierraDelDiablo        6

 EricS-Team180        6

 ZACH P.        6

 George1083        6

 Cyberguy34000        5

 Denman        5

 George56        5

 Katy        5

 Marc P.        5

 Stephen Kowski        5

 Corey Balint        4

 CourtneyB        4

 Jay Trzaskos        4

 Yan Wang        4

 Barry Bonzack1604        4

 Ken Patton        4

 Tytus Gerrish        4

 Andrew Rudolph        3

 Ben Lauer        3

 DJ Fluck        3

 Lisa Perez        3

 David Kelly        3

 EricH        2

 Al Skierkiewicz        2

 Cory        2

 DaBruteForceGuy        2

 Dillon Compton        2

 Ecarlson        2

 EnderofDragon        2

 Jake177        2

 Jdiwnab        2

 Jeff_Rice        2

 Joe Ross        2

 Joshua May        2

 Karinka13        2

 Nobrakes8        2

 Tom Bottiglieri        2

 Aaron Lussier        1

 Alex Pelan        1

 Bill Gold        1

 Coco The Monkey        1

 Collin Fultz        1

 ElfMaster        1

 Eria4044        1

 IMDWalrus        1

 JakeGallagher        1

 Joe_P.        1

 Katie Reynolds        1

 MATT_kaplan108        1

 NoRemorse        1

 Pat McCarthy        1

 Sakura141        1

 Sanddrag        1

 Tiffany34990        1

And here's the picture, not even a day old (which might be a turnaround record for this contest):

http://www.ryanalbright.com/champion...s/photo10.html

Since the Championship has come and gone, the deadline is once again Saturday at midnight.

Have fun!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Guy 1 - "Quick lets change the score while Billfred isn't looking"
Guy 2- " Nooo, lets see if we can find Billfreds next caption contest picture."
Guy 1- " Great idea, Muwhaaaa"
Billfred- " So how is that score coming?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

While David Kelly looks over the scores, Billfred has spotted the infamous photoshopper Heidi Foster and watches her at all times. He must try not to do anything stupid that Heidi can get a picture of so he can keep his dignity.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

<obviously not an entry>

Actually, Heidi got a picture of me at the webhug, supposedly for photoshopping. Of course, how much photoshopping can one do when you've got safety glasses on?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred

<obviously not an entry>

Actually, Heidi got a picture of me at the webhug, supposedly for photoshopping. Of course, how much photoshopping can one do when you've got safety glasses on?

[Also not an entry]Plenty of photoshopping can be done with safety glasses on and Heidi is the person to do it ;) [/Also not an entry]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Billfred: I'm going to stand here and watch Dave stand on his head while he's introducing the teams, you keep the scores going

Guy 1: Here! Put this team in 1st and this one in last! He won't notice!

Guy 2: Yea, he's to busy staring at Dave

Billfred: *2 minutes later* Who changed the scores?

Guy 1 and Guy 2: *snickering behind his back*

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The truth is out: The only reason why JosephM won the last Caption Contest was because Billfred didn't judget it, but David "Apple Switcher" Kelley.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred

<obviously not an entry>

Actually, Heidi got a picture of me at the webhug, supposedly for photoshopping. Of course, how much photoshopping can one do when you've got safety glasses on?

<not an entry because my brain has shut down for the day and I cannot come up with a proper entry and yet I cannot resist responding to this>

Goggles? I don't see no stinkin' goggles... at least not in this picture.

Heidi

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

David - "Does something smell funny to you?"
BillFred - "Sorry that was me."

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Billfred, what cologne are you wearing?! You know... a little of that stuff goes a long way!

[not an entry]"Now all we need is Travis" :) [/not an entry]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanielBCR

[not an entry]"Now all we need is Travis" :) [/not an entry]

Uh-oh! It appears the Championship Event's self-appointed Odoriferous Emanations Inspector, David Kelly, has detected a Level 5 O.E. wafting from the underarms of one William Leverette, Jr. Further evidence of this malodorous stench is provided by the cameraman, who obviously cannot focus clearly due to the stank permeating the immediate area. We all know what this means, boys and girls! Billfred gets to take a B.O. Timeout in the FIRST Defunkification Chamber - sponsored by Degree for Men, the official antiperspirant of FIRST.

We salute you, Mr. Odoriferous Emanations Inspector, for without your ever-vigilant nostrils, hundreds of nasally-offended spectators would make this FIRST Championship Event their LAST.

*Cue Real Men of Genius singer....*

"Mr. Odoriferous Emanations Inspeeeeeectorrrrrrrrrr....."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred

Of course, how much photoshopping can one do when you've got safety glasses on?

I recommend, unless you really want to find out, that you not ask the question. ;)

Quote:

(I don't do captions, but if Billfred hijacks his own thread, I can't really be blamed, right? :D)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

david: must finish photoshopping billfreds head onto heidi's body and dave lavery's legs

billfred: please tell me that is nt what i think it is

david: nope, it is the aliens controlling your Mind

billfred: oh, ok, that explains the voices in my head

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Billfred: *Stands up looking at the field innocently*

Guy 1: Hey! Why is Billfred's new caption thread on the scoring systems computer?

Guy 2: *Goes and looks at the picture for it* AHHH! Looks like we should get out of here fast!

Guy 1: Why?!? *Looks at the picture* Lets go now!

Guy 1 and 2: *Runs to a car and drives off*

Billfred: *Giggles to self while taking down the phony thread and puts his favorite team to 1st place, then turns to the camera* Now students, THAT is how you get your team, or your favorite team to 1st place

Student: What was the picture of anyways?

Billfred: Uh..umm...*Looks around and runs*

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Billfred, thinking: "Ummm... is that David rubbing up against my arm? Wow, that AXE body spray works great!"

AB

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

<David> Nooo, not the "blue screen"! Ummm, Billfred, we have a problem!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Here we see a measure of the success of the Real Time Scoring System for this year's game. The final match on Curie Friday ended at 6:15 PM, and Billfred is still updating the real time score at 9:37 PM.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Billfred, thinking: "Ummm... is that David rubbing up against my arm? Wow, that AXE body spray works great!"
AB

[not an entry] Either this entry is the winner or Andy needs professional help. I can't quite decide which... [/not an entry]

"Hey, um Billfred. Can you get that thing to display 'I am JVN' on the scoreboard?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Kressly

[not an entry] Either this entry is the winner or Andy needs professional help. I can't quite decide which... [/not an entry]

[not an entry too]Does it surprise me Andy needs help? I mean, he volunteered me to be Draco Malfoy for crying out loud![/not an entry]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Didn't your mother ever tell you a watched scoring screen never boils... err.. compiles?

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Focus... Focus... Focus!!!

Dang it, the real time scoring still won't work :)

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"i smell drink billfred, has that bottle really got vodka in instead?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

DK and other dude "Diet coke, i love you so. oooo soo much, come to me"
Bilfred "dont touch my diet coke."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Even the great David Kelly, in fear of the power of -Infinity, bowed before the might of Billfred...

-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

...um guys...
The real time scoring system just informed me that it has gained self-awareness :ahh:

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

"You've been using Secret again haven't you?"

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David Kelly: "STAREDOWN! This computer shall fear me!!! Cyber Blue will win this match! Scoring will be under MY control!"

Billfred: "Uhhh...Dave....your microphone's on...all the volunteers can hear you."

David Kelly: "Oh, uh...it was a joke..?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

"You've been using Secret again haven't you?"

[not an entry]"Strong enough for a man....but made for Billfred."[/not an entry]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Quote:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

[not an entry]"Strong enough for a man....but made for Billfred."[/not an entry]

[also not an entry]I think you just avoided automatically getting the burn award and 3 points by making that not an entry ;).[/also not an entry]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

<not an entry>Every fiber of my being is screaming at me to post a caption involving "Bevis and Butthead," but I just can't bring myself to do it... Sigh. </not an entry>

DK: Look guys, I am telling you for the fourth time - you are NEVER going to earn your official "Geek" certificates if you keep spelling "pwned" with an "O" in it!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Quote:

Originally Posted by tkwetzel

[also not an entry]I think you just avoided automatically getting the burn award and 3 points by making that not an entry ;).[/also not an entry]

Consider it a freebie. I have higher aspirations. :p

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Now I know why I don't post more pictures of myself on this thread. :)

And after some deliberation, I think it's time to add a fifth rule to the caption contest...

Quote:

Originally Posted by The -infinity Rule

At certain times, should Billfred be pwned by a contestant, he may, at his sole discretion, assign a score of -infinity to that contestant. Points still accumulate as normal, but the -infinity score will remain posted until Billfred either lets off or forgets to add the -infinity score again.

With that said, first place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

Even the great David Kelly, in fear of the power of -Infinity, bowed before the might of Billfred...

-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞

Second place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

(I feel I have to put a note in here. First off, you can't update the RTS after the match with the Hatch system. The handhelds still work, but the screen doesn't update--meaning that if you miss a goal that makes a row, you're up the proverbial creek until the video guy pulls it down. Second, I was sleeping like a baby at 9:37 PM on Friday night.)

Honorable mentions go to...

JosephM
Jacqui
Rich Kressly
Denman
Andrew Rudolph
Dorienne Plait
dlavery
Elgin Clock
Sakura141
Joe_P.
BCahn836

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

(It was the defunkification that did it.)

And now for the scores...

Code:

 MissInformation        129

 T. Hoffman        123

 Gary Dillard        123

 Dlavery        101

 Dorienne Plait        74

 Greencactus3        73

 Rich Wong        68

 Jay H 237        67

 Andy Baker        61

 DCA Fan        58

 JVN        54

 Amanda Morrison        54

 GateRunner        46

 Bcahn836        46

 Michelle 236        45

 Elgin Clock        45

 Greg Needel        45

 Eugenia Gabrielov        45

 Tkwetzel        44

 Koko Ed        43

 JosephM        42

 EddieMcD        36

 "Big Mike"        34

 Brandon Martus        30

 Matt Attallah        29

 Kyle45        28

 Jeff Waegelin        27

 VGMasterShadow        26

 Richardp        25

 DanielBCR        25

 Arefin Bari        22

 Nehalita        21

 Shyra1353        21

 Squirrelrock        19

 Mike Ciance        18

 Jessica Boucher        17

 Lil' Lavery        16

 Astronouth7303        15

 Rich Kressly        14

 Robo hottie71        14

 Tom Schindler        12

 Steve W        11

 Killerofkiller        11

 Wetzel        10

 Jacqui        9

 Aignam        9

 Pit Bull 1126        9

 Icurtis        8

 JamizzleHavok13        8

 Vivelation        8

 Denman        7

 EricS-Team180        7

 Jack Jones        7

 Kyle        7

 RogerR        7

 Meli W.        7

 George1083        6

 ZACH P.        6

 Cyberguy34000        6

 TierraDelDiablo        6

 Andrew Rudolph        5

 George56        5

 Katy        5

 Marc P.        5

 Stephen Kowski        5

 Barry Bonzack1604        4

 Ken Patton        4

 Tytus Gerrish        4

 Corey Balint        4

 CourtneyB        4

 Jay Trzaskos        4

 Yan Wang        4

 David Kelly        3

 Ben Lauer        3

 DJ Fluck        3

 Joe_P.        3

 Lisa Perez        3

 Sakura141        3

 Al Skierkiewicz        2

 Cory        2

 DaBruteForceGuy        2

 Dillon Compton        2

 Ecarlson        2

 EnderofDragon        2

 Jake177        2

 Jdiwnab        2

 Jeff_Rice        2

 Joe Ross        2

 Joshua May        2

 Karinka13        2

 Nobrakes8        2

 Tom Bottiglieri        2

 EricH        2

 Aaron Lussier        1

 Alex Pelan        1

 Bill Gold        1

 Coco The Monkey        1

 Collin Fultz        1

 ElfMaster        1

 Eria4044        1

 IMDWalrus        1

 JakeGallagher        1

 Katie Reynolds        1

 MATT_kaplan108        1

 NoRemorse        1

 Pat McCarthy        1

 Sanddrag        1

 Tiffany34990        1

Onward to bigger and better things...like number 43!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred

...I was sleeping like a baby at 9:37 PM on Friday night.

Not according to the time stamp on the photograph - are you saying that photos in the caption contest are not entirely accurate? I thought this contest was on the level. I feel so used! How can I come up with another clever and witty caption when in the back of my mind I'll be questioning the validity of each photo?

<suddenly remembers the power of negative infinity>

Oh, sorry Billfred, my bad.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

The picture is for real. The timestamp is just off--you'd want to pester Ryan to get his clock right on his camera. :)

(By the way, Gary, I read signatures. Double :) )