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dlavery 25-04-2005 20:41

pic: Amanda and Dave
 

Cory 25-04-2005 21:26

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Im gonna guess that Dave won :p

Arefin Bari 25-04-2005 21:51

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Dave and Amanda together? ...

Cory, I think Amanda won this time too... she wins all the bets :)

DCA Fan 25-04-2005 22:00

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I see the makings of another caption contest picture with this one...

Wetzel 25-04-2005 22:05

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Arefin Bari
Dave and Amanda together? ...

Cory, I think Amanda won this time too... she wins all the bets :)

She definitely won the "Who Has a Goofier Smile" contest.... :D

Wetzel

Matt Krass 25-04-2005 22:15

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Well, I'm gonna say Amanda won, but thats only because Dave lost his bet to me, unless of course I missed something...

Rich Kressly 25-04-2005 22:32

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I'll vote for the legs on the scorers' table. :D

dubious elise 25-04-2005 22:55

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Amanda.

Sorry Dave, but Amanda's shirt proclaims that she likes robots, therefore she must have better legs ;)

Billfred 25-04-2005 23:42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DCA Fan
I see the makings of another caption contest picture with this one...

This is all a conspiracy.

See, I have this folder in Firefox that holds all the caption contest pictures. Some people simply have a lot of pictures of them for some reason, so they get their own folder.

Both Amanda and Dave have folders--so where am I supposed to put this one?!

BRAIN OVERLOAD!!!!

--Billfred, who now has to face exam week with a blown mind.

Dorienne 25-04-2005 23:47

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I say Amanda did..us gals gotta stick together eh!?!?!? EH!?!?!!?

Yeah...<3Amanda and her legs<3

xD

Barry Bonzack 26-04-2005 01:02

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So did Dave get a snickers bar for finding Amanda?

KarenH 26-04-2005 03:39

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Wetzel
She definitely won the "Who Has a Goofier Smile" contest.... :D

Wetzel

Of course! After all, Dave has the Grumpy-er smile. Or didn't you read his shirt? ;)

Rich Kressly 26-04-2005 08:48

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry Bonzack1604
So did Dave get a snickers bar for finding Amanda?

I don't know about Dave, but I never received one. I think Big Mike ate mine. I saw seven empty wrappers by his feet.

Amanda Morrison 27-04-2005 01:08

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Yes, Dave received a Snickers. Karthik received about twenty... I just kept feeding the skinny kid.

I'd like to say that after closer inspection, Dave has the better legs... but I have the better haircut.




(sorry dave, i had to)

MissInformation 27-04-2005 08:59

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I think the only way we're going to determine who has the better legs is if they have a stand-off... in fishnet stockings! How about it? Dave? Amanda?

Heidi

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And I apologize profusely to those who may be disturbed by even the thought of Dave in fishnets...

Katie Reynolds 27-04-2005 09:06

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MissInformation
I think the only way we're going to determine who has the better legs is if they have a stand-off... in fishnet stockings! How about it? Dave? Amanda?

Heidi

<=========>
And I apologize profusely to those who may be disturbed by even the thought of Dave in fishnets...

I don't think that's fair to Amanda! We've all already seen Dave in fishnets ... ;)



:p

i_am_Doug 27-04-2005 11:04

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
Dave has the better legs... but I have the better haircut.

Ouch Dave you gonna take that????? ;)

dlavery 29-04-2005 20:34

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Quote:

Originally Posted by i_am_Doug
Ouch Dave you gonna take that????? ;)

Amanda may have the better haircut, but I have MORE hair!

-dave

dubious elise 29-04-2005 21:23

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery
Amanda may have the better haircut, but I have MORE hair!

-dave

Ooooh! I feel a new contest coming on....

So...who really does have the better hair?!?

Amanda Morrison 29-04-2005 21:28

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery
Amanda may have the better haircut, but I have MORE hair!

-dave

Dave may have more hair, but... but... but... uh...

(psst... Heidi, help!)

ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT. I'm calling you out, Dave- me versus you, skirt competition, IRI. Put your gams where your mouth is... (just don't do it with the skirt on...)

Josh Hambright 29-04-2005 21:29

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skirt competition?

Part of me is intriqued, part of me is very very afraid.

whakojacko 30-04-2005 00:26

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to follow the theme, dave better wear a hawiian skirt :)

Chris Fultz 30-04-2005 00:47

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MissInformation
I think the only way we're going to determine who has the better legs is if they have a stand-off... in fishnet stockings! How about it? Dave? Amanda?

Heidi..

IRI Talent Show, anyone?

Arefin Bari 30-04-2005 00:47

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This is the best reason for me to show up at IRI.. I just hope my college orientation isn't the same day as IRI.

... I gotta see who the KK goes to this time... or are we betting another shave your head bet? Nah... shave your head bet would be very bad for Amanda...

dlavery 30-04-2005 04:32

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT. I'm calling you out, Dave- me versus you, skirt competition, IRI. Put your gams where your mouth is... (just don't do it with the skirt on...)

Quote:

Originally Posted by whakojacko
to follow the theme, dave better wear a hawiian skirt :)

Already been done.

[By the way, if anyone happens to find my dignity lying around anywhere, please let me know. I seem to have lost it completely.]

-dave


RogerR 01-05-2005 01:50

pic: comedy goldmine!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery
Already been done.

[By the way, if anyone happens to find my dignity lying around anywhere, please let me know. I seem to have lost it completely.]

-dave


have you checked the pocket of your pants? you might have left your dignity there when you changed into that skirt.:p

-roger

p.s. suggestion for new t-shirt for dave: my other pants are a skirt.

Kyle 01-05-2005 01:53

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery
Already been done.

[By the way, if anyone happens to find my dignity lying around anywhere, please let me know. I seem to have lost it completely.]

-dave


its a Kilt not a skirt, Dave is just showing how much of a man he is thats all, I hope..
Dave, you know you love the MOE kilt.

Bill Moore 01-05-2005 10:29

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle
its a Kilt not a skirt, Dave is just showing how much of a man he is thats all, I hope..
Dave, you know you love the MOE kilt.

The kilts reflected the kilts we used as blocking mechanisms last year on our robot. We could extend them and keep other robots off the upper step. Dave lost a bet and had to wear one at the Championship.

His kilt was never returned, and we wondered what happened to it. Dave "claims" he gave it to one of the event staff to return, but it never got back to us.

So the questions is "Where did Dave ditch the Kilt?" (C'mon you Photoshoppers, show us where it is!)

KarenH 02-05-2005 00:55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery
Already been done.

[By the way, if anyone happens to find my dignity lying around anywhere, please let me know. I seem to have lost it completely.]

-dave

whakojacko suggested a Hawaiian skirt. SKIRT with a "kay" not SHIRT with an "aitch". Your picture, while gloriously undignified, shows you in a Hawaiian SHIRT with a non-Hawaiian "SKIRT" (kilt). I think what whakojacko wants to see is a GRASS skirt.

Hawaiian shirt + Hawaiian skirt + fishnet stockings = complete and total loss of dignity--for both Amanda and Dave. :ahh:

I'm guessing that the place to rediscover your dignity is in Hawaii. :)

BandChick 02-05-2005 07:12

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I don't think Hawaii would want Dave after that ;)
And Dave, maybe next time you should shave your legs before going out in a skirt!

MissInformation 02-05-2005 08:55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by KarenH

Hawaiian shirt + Hawaiian skirt + fishnet stockings = complete and total loss of dignity--for both Amanda and Dave. :ahh:

Now hold on... this contest is grossly unfair... it completely favors Dave, giving poor Amanda little hope of winning. I suggest to even it out, we throw in something that Amanda is known for: THE CHICKEN DANCE!!!

So they'll have a Chicken Dance dance-off while wearing Hawaiin shirts and grass skirts with fishnet stockings...

We'll need some impartial judges for this contest, any volunteers?

Heidi

Josh Hambright 02-05-2005 09:09

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If this is at IRI, i will be a judge.

Billfred 02-05-2005 09:17

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If I weren't in Maine, I'd volunteer.

Will IRI be webcasted by someone? Muahaahaa.

Josh Hambright 02-05-2005 09:25

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I dont know about official webcasts yet, however it wouldn't surprise me in the least to find out there will be one. BUT I will say that there is a good chance if i can get an internet connection there will be a 'scorers table cam' up and running again like I had at BMR and MWR.

Amanda Morrison 02-05-2005 14:15

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Hang on... this whole thing has gotten grossly out of hand. I'll leave it to Dave to determine the final contest, but I really don't think he's going to go for some of these ideas.

Next you guys will suggest tutus and a ballet dance off... sheesh. :)

dlavery 03-05-2005 22:46

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
Hang on... this whole thing has gotten grossly out of hand. I'll leave it to Dave to determine the final contest, but I really don't think he's going to go for some of these ideas.

Next you guys will suggest tutus and a ballet dance off... sheesh. :)

OK, I want everyone here to act as witnesses. Amanda specifically said "I'll leave it to Dave to determine the final contest" She did not place any other restrictions on the form or format of the contest. So I get to pick it, and then all that will be left is the determination of the winner.

So here is the challenge: 12 Krispy Kreme donuts at 20 paces! First to consume their dozen wins! *

-dave

* and here is the fine print: each contestant will be provided with 12 fresh Krispy Kreme donuts. At the sound of the starting gun, or a suitable alternate, each contestant must consume their provided commestibles. The contest will conclude when the first contestant has finished stuffing the last visible morsel of the donuts into their respective maws. Neither contestant may tickle, flog, poke, sneeze upon, or smell thier opponent. Non-contact tormenting of the opponent is not only permitted, it is encouraged - unless it involves singing Anthony Newley tunes, which is right out. The full portion of the consumed donuts must remain inside the contestant until at least the end of the contest. Regurgitation will cause disqualification. Inhibiting or preventing access to the opponent's donuts is prohibited. All leftover donuts may be used to stage a reinactment of The Battle of Sharpsburg.

Bill Moore 03-05-2005 22:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery
* and here is the fine print: each contestant will be provided with 12 fresh Krispy Kreme donuts. At the sound of the starting gun, or a suitable alternate, each contestant must consume their provided commestibles. The contest will conclude when the first contestant has finished stuffing the last visible morsel of the donuts into their respective maws. Neither contestant may tickle, flog, poke, sneeze upon, or smell thier opponent. Non-contact tormenting of the opponent is not only permitted, it is encouraged - unless it involves singing Anthony Newley tunes, which is right out. The full portion of the consumed donuts must remain inside the contestant until at least the end of the contest. Regurgitation will cause disqualification. Inhibiting or preventing access to the opponent's donuts is prohibited. All leftover donuts may be used to stage a reinactment of The Battle of Sharpsburg.

Certainly this post is a fake. The Curmudgeon of Spelling and Grammar would never make these errors.

dlavery 03-05-2005 23:13

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Moore
Certainly this post is a fake. The Curmudgeon of Spelling and Grammar would never make these errors.

My fingers were sticky, causing me to make a few typos. You see, I had Krispy Kreme glaze all over them, as I am already in training...

-dave

Amanda Morrison 03-05-2005 23:20

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Alright, Dave, game's on. You'd better start training now.

But you forgot to mention this, so I'll say it first- no documentation of this event is allowed OF ANY KIND. You may have lost your dignity, but I kinda like mine. ;)

dlavery 03-05-2005 23:22

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
Alright, Dave, game's on. You'd better start training now.

But you forgot to mention this, so I'll say it first- no filming of this event is allowed. You may have lost your dignity, but I kinda like mine. ;)

Fine. No "FILMING" - but we can use all the video tape we want to record the event!!!!

-dave

<edit> and no fair post-editing your post to change the rules!!!!</edit>

Chris Fultz 03-05-2005 23:43

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Aye, me most certainly hopes this great battle does occurs on the field of Lawrence (Lawrence of North, that is), during an intermission of the famed IRI.

Perhaps the contestants can begin their battle seated under the tetra-zoidical score-up-top-of devices that will line the killing fields.

MissInformation 04-05-2005 10:34

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
Alright, Dave, game's on. You'd better start training now.

But you forgot to mention this, so I'll say it first- no documentation of this event is allowed OF ANY KIND. You may have lost your dignity, but I kinda like mine. ;)

I don't want you to think I don't have any faith in you, but I really think you've lost this contest. Start with this picture and go forward a little... Dave won the great cupcake showdown. You know how hamsters can stuff their faces? I think somewhere along the line, one of Dave's ancestors was a hamster.

So, if it's come down to an eating contest, does this mean the Hawaiin shirts, grass skirts and fishnets are out?

Heidi

<==================>
Dave's little disclaimer doesn't say anything about tampering with the donuts...

Amanda Morrison 04-05-2005 12:43

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I will now state that this competition is hereby null and invalid, because nobody told me Dave could dislocate his jaw to eat.



Also, nobody told me that Dave had hair that wasn't gray, at some point.

Well, despite all my protests, Dave wants to go through with this. I have never turned down a fair bet in all my life, and I don't intend to start now. However, this is quite the disadvantage, and I don't think it's exactly fair...

dlavery 04-05-2005 13:43

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Just as background, I have been know to eat an entire Big Mac in one bite. I didn't choke once, but my college roommate turned purple from lack of breath, he was laughing so hard...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
Also, nobody told me that Dave had hair that wasn't gray, at some point.

Pppppbbbbbtttt! :p Oh, I am SO going to hold you to this bet now! We also have to settle on the stakes - it has got to be more than just the title of "best legs." Since I can never pass up on an opportunity to tie together multiple CD threads, how about this: I have observed that a certain article of slightly-used bedding has become available within the FIRST community. I believe that this noteworthy cushion should not remain underutilized. So, I suggest that the LOSER of our little competition shall receive and be required to use one JVN-hair-bearing, significantly slobber-soaked, more-than-just-a-little-bit-nasty pillow. If, prior to the awarding of this questionable "prize," Andy Baker should obtain it and use it as a resting place for one of his pigs, so much the better.

You game?

-dave

Amanda Morrison 05-05-2005 16:20

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I simply don't understand how this is a competition for best legs. So, in the spirit of tying things together, I will accept your challenge- only if the contest is done with both of us in our own skirt.

You can bring your own skirt, but it must be no longer than knee length (and no shorter than.. uh, necessary). The kilt that was mysteriously 'stolen' from MOE will suffice. In the event that you don't own an acceptable skirt, I will provide one (and you will be able to approve it before the event). The only things to be worn underneath the skirt are things that are normally worn underneath a skirt, pants are unacceptable.

/edit: Travis, please, PLEASE do not EVER AGAIN imply that I would be in the SAME SKIRT as Dave. PLEASE.

Travis Hoffman 05-05-2005 16:23

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison
I simply don't understand how this is a competition for best legs. So, in the spirit of tying things together, I will accept your challenge- only if the contest is done with both of us in our own skirts.

Both of you in the..............*record needle scratches* Grammatical uncertainty eliminated. Original query deleted.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison

The only things to be worn underneath the skirt are things that are normally worn underneath a skirt, pants are unacceptable.

Tell that to Karthik.

And pray tell, what do men normally wear underneath their skirts? :p

i_am_Doug 05-05-2005 16:34

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[quote=Amanda Morrison]



QUOTE]
dave you have a mighty big mouth thats a big donut or errr muffin or what ever that is....jk hehehe ;)

Jacqui 05-05-2005 17:45

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lol...I'd say Amanda won...and please...no fish net stockings!

Mike Schroeder 05-05-2005 17:48

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Ill bet team 25 could aquire some hawaiian skirts for ya dave ;)


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