Originally Posted by Jay H 237

In the beginning, to perfect her Photoshop skills, Heidi took a self portrait of herself wearing one of those cheap cardboard Burger King birthday crowns. After spending hours in front of the computer she called it a success after she manipulated the crown to appear as made of gold and inset with jewels. Only now she was confident enough to take on the great Dave Lavery.

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

FAIRY??? DO I LOOK LIKE A FAIRY TO YOU LAVERY??? How'd you like to lose a couple teeth, then maybe you'll get to see a fairy! I'm QUEEN Heidi. Q...U...E...E...N. As in, "Yes, my queen", "Whatever you say, my queen", "Forgive me, my queen". Now get on your knees and look me in the eye.

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

"I'm sorry Miss Foster, while our title character in the recent commercials may have deceived you into believing otherwise, there's no such thing as a "Burger Queen". You are obviously not suited to be the mascot for a restaurant chain of our caliber - why don't you dress yourself up as an Oreo Blizzard and waltz on over to the DQ down the street? They're the last refuge for the desperate, unskilled, and unemployed, and you look like you've hit that trifecta."