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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #43
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MissInformation 129http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p1040352.html As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight. This time, I'll actually be judging from the comfort of my own home! Woohoo!! |
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*thinks: I'm so pretty O so Pretty....*
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Introducing Heidi Foster, Queen of the Geeks.
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All hail Ms. Foster overlordess(?) of photoshoptation of a certain god of game design reffered to by normal mortals as Dave Lavery.
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Billfred- "Introducing the 2005 Chief Delphi Miss Photoshop"
Hedi- " I would like to thank all the little people who made this possible" Dave- " Grrrrrr" |
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"Dave is going to pay for this one."
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What was that crack about "robo princess"? I am a queen and I have the hardware to prove it.
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help.
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Announcer: All hail the photoshop Queen!
Heidi: Oh yes thank you, thank you! I thank all of my adoring fans! Announcer: Now she displays her long list of thanks.. Heidi: ONE SECOND HERE! IS THIS A TRICK TO GET A PICTURE OF ME TO BE PHOTOSHOPPED? ::runs after the announcer:: Announcer: Oh no! She found out the plan! |
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 " I feel so honored to be called you queen and I promise to .....uhm waitaminute you do what to your queens?" |
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"I only want world peace. World peace and photoshop for all!"
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To dave... You think you look cute with your skirt, errrr the kilt on. I am the cutest robo princess in the world. Thanks to billfred for using my picture for this contest. I am the COOLEST :rolleyes: |
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In the beginning, to perfect her Photoshop skills, Heidi took a self portrait of herself wearing one of those cheap cardboard Burger King birthday crowns. After spending hours in front of the computer she called it a success after she manipulated the crown to appear as made of gold and inset with jewels. Only now she was confident enough to take on the great Dave Lavery.
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Heidi foster, queen of her own litle world that is photoshopping and her room, finally rejoins us out here in the real world
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ALL HAILLL QUEEN HEIDI OF THE PHOTOSHOP GALAXY! BOW TO HER OR YOUR HEAD SHALL BE FLOATING AMONG THE STARS...ooh Dave has doughnuts! *runs over to Dave for some KKs*
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All hail Queen Heidi, master of the photomorph and holder of the keys to Dave's Krispy Kreme stash...
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Dave: Here Heidi, you act so much like a queen that I got you this beautiful crown.
Heidi: Don't think that you are in the clear for calling me a queen and getting me this crown. |
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I have the crown, now Dave must obey me. Muahahaha!
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FAIRY??? DO I LOOK LIKE A FAIRY TO YOU LAVERY??? How'd you like to lose a couple teeth, then maybe you'll get to see a fairy! I'm QUEEN Heidi. Q...U...E...E...N. As in, "Yes, my queen", "Whatever you say, my queen", "Forgive me, my queen". Now get on your knees and look me in the eye.
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"I'm sorry Miss Foster, while our title character in the recent commercials may have deceived you into believing otherwise, there's no such thing as a "Burger Queen". You are obviously not suited to be the mascot for a restaurant chain of our caliber - why don't you dress yourself up as an Oreo Blizzard and waltz on over to the DQ down the street? They're the last refuge for the desperate, unskilled, and unemployed, and you look like you've hit that trifecta."
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"Off with their heads! Hmmm... I can use them on these pictures over here..."
<not an entry> and for Mr. Dillard's subtle slur on my diminished height, I would like to say I think I have found my third hobbit...> |
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I bought Dave a big box of Krispy Kreme donuts and all I got was this lousy tiara.
Wayne Doenges Lemmings non Sumus |
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This crown was photo shopped in by billfred, in an attempt to convince heidi to stop photoshopping picture of himself.
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"Have you seen my prince charming?"
"No, but we saw a frog over there..." |
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Heidi has won this round, stealing the title Pretty Pretty Princess back from Romeo. She better be careful, that Romeo is a sneaky sort.
Wetzel |
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Beep, beep
"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, help me! This is Princess Heidi of the Photoshop Rebel Alliance. I am about to be captured by Lord Darth Lavery and his Empire. Our Alliance is about to collapse and only you can help. They are planning to punish me for petty reasons; crime again the Empire and inappropriate use of Photoshop. Whateeeeeever! I hope you receive this message in time. If not, past on my new Photoshop Deluxe Upgrade to Amanda M. Oh no I hear them coming….. " beep. |
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Dave: Now smile Heidi! *Revenge at last...*
Heidi: Cheese! *He has no clue that there's a camera in this crown...perfect angle...* |
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In most other places, when they want you to feel really special you get to be "Queen for a Day." But my team loves me so much, they said I get to be "Marie Antoinette for a Day!"
Heeeeeyyyyyy! Wait a minute....  |
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she truly is.
 'the queen of the robots' by explodingdog. :) |
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At first glace Heidi would seem like a nice person fit for the title Queen of the photoshop. So they gave her the title of Queen. However, after a few rather, umm...INTERESTING photos of Dave the truth of Heidi's rule starts to be exposed.
[Not Entry] (Note: these are not edited in any way, and yes that is a big wrench) [/Not Entry] |
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Woo! Page three! This, I must say, is a crowning achievement.
(nobody hunt me down for that joke--The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule is in effect) First place goes to... Quote:
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Honorable mentions go to... Kyle Alex Cormier MissInformation Wayne Doenges Koko Ed Alex Pelan Denman Wetzel Rich Wong Al Skierkiewicz IMDWalrus Jacqui dlavery richardp And the burn award... Quote:
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