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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
Y'know, at USC, in the Astronomy courses, unit 44 deals with pseudoscience. (I only know this because I took that unit.)
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
"Hey, crank up that amp! I'm having trouble listening to the cords over that vacuum!"
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
Tired of hearing his constant complaints about being forced to do field cleanup due to a shortage of volunteers his colluges intended to get a violinst to accompany his complaints but had to settle for the band playing "It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To" |
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Unfortunatly, the head ref was assigned clean up duity for the Kamen Brothers concert due to the amount of rotten apples, pieces of crunched up paper, and allen renches thrown at them.
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after the band realized they couldn't hit that *sweet note*, they gave the referee the go ahead to vacuum up the remaining shards of glass
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Brandon: Andy, you think they will listen to the music at all? After all its lunch time.
Andy Baker: Brandon, I am a legend, they would do anything to listen to my voice. Announcer: Now we have the band performing for us. ANDY BAKER IS GOING TO SING. ... people starts walking out for lunch. |
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This isn't the Apollo?
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The ref vacuuming: "Dang.. this vacuum isn't the only thing on the floor that sucks." (/entry) Dean Simmons and the Kamens Rule! |
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After being kicked out of the band the ref tried to find any way to get back at them.
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Dean Kamen and the Simmons are always known for the large crowds they draw to each of their concerts.
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Dean Simmons: Hey, so what did that announcer guy mean when he said "at least we know THIS will keep all the teams off the field and drive them out of the arena while we are trying to clean"???
Slash: I dunno. And why are all those dogs barking all of a sudden? |
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Dean Simmons: "Man! I just hope that someday we are good enough to play on an actual stage."
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Dean Simmons: We are MUCH more important than being back here behind this field! C'mooooon...why are we back here?!
Guy with the vacuum: Because you won't stop complaining! Dean Simmons: ...Keep vacuumin'. |
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Lead Singer- " Umm guys the song is over you can stop now"
Guy on the far right- " But boss the kids aren't clapping" Ref- "Gee wonder why that might be?" Guy on the left- " Its for the robots man the robots" |
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Sorry guys; when he said he had an upright and wanted to jam with us, I assumed he meant "bass" not "vacuum".
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