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Ozzy: "Wha' th' bloody 'eck...? Huh???? I'm confused - Shaaaaaaron!! I've seen corpses that were more alive than this place. I thought this crowd was supposed to be filled with wild and crazy teenagers? What happened, mates?"

Slash: "Like, these threads totally explain it, dude."

Ozzy: "Well that's just bloody wonderful! Let's give these tossers the old IRI retirement home act."

Group: "ROCK ON - real slow and quiet-like!" *Sings* "We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun, la la la la la la la, la la la la la, la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa...."

Crowd: "Could you all please just shut up? We're trying to sleep here!"

Ref: "That's a 30-point nonresponsiveness penalty on the crowd! No one wins! Here, let me add to your auditory discomfort, you slackers!" *switches on vacuum* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....

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When was the last time a Head Referee cleaned and vacuumed the playing field?
Well, FIRST’s new “Whistle While-U-Work” Volunteer Appreciation Pilot apparently is working!
To encourage volunteers to work additional jobs and hours, FIRST offered LIVE music during the setup, lunch breaks, and breakdown periods. Volunteers have the choice of Rock, Pop, Jazz, Reggae, Rap, and R&B. Punk Rock was not offered for obvious reasons.

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vacuum guy: stupid freaking band why can't they play some real music like, baby one more time?

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When the referee couldn't afford a new MP3 player, to listen to while he worked, he got the Kamen Brothers for a song.


Wayne Doenges
Lemmings non Sumus

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Tonight on VH-1: Fast Bots and Screamin' Guitars, the rise and fall and recovery of Dean Simmons and the Kamen Brothers. While fellow band member Slash battled donut addiction, Dean Simmons struggled to overcome his irrational fear of Chiaphua motors, and the rest of the band fought viciously over the best word to rhyme with autonomous. Caught between a robot and a hard place, the band had no choice but to clean up their act.

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...closing time at Club F.I.R.S.T

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"Uh...we've got a problem. The amp only goes up till 9."

(blatant This is Spinal Tap ripoff)

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...when the crowd didn't leave after the competition autonomously some people started getting a little desperate in their schemes to make them leave...

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(Taken from Battlefield Band)
So sing us one more chorus,
and one more song,
one more tune,
and then we'll be gone...
It's early in the morning,
we'll be leaving soon I'm sure,
give us one more song and then we'll go....

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Where's Waldo? :D

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I can't claim this is original, but...

"Well folks it's time to call it a night. Do what you feel and keep both feet on the wheel. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. So till next time... "

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"Move 'em on (Head 'em up)
Head 'em up (Move 'em up)
Move 'em on (Head 'em up)
Rawhide
Cut 'em out (Ride 'em in)
Ride 'em in (Cut 'em out)
Cut 'em out (Ride 'em in)
Rawhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide"

I'd pay to see Ozzy Kamen and Slash perform a duet of "Stand By Your Man".

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Andy to monitor mixer, "I need more vacuum in my monitors!" Ernie to anyone who is listening, "It was a good idea to let the new kid have a solo on the vacuum but I don't think it fits this song." Chris tries to keep time but can't see the vacuum due to the glare from the Lexan and Brandon wonders who the kid in the striped shirt is. Dave is concentrating on the chord change and wondering what pedal to push next as soloist Rich thinks...'can't those guys be quiet, they're screwing up my rhythm. Forward one, back two, spin around, on, off, on, off. I wonder if I could twirl it around by the power cord?'

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Well, I guess you could say that this week's contest rocked out hard.

(gives everyone a minute to groan)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:
Koko Ed
Ogre
Lil' Lavery
Gary Dillard
Rich Wong
Wayne Doenges
MissInformation
Alex Pelan
Katy
JosephM
Dorienne 007 (name change noted)

And the burn award:
Meaning the scores are now:

(memo to self: make sure to add the singles in before sorting the table! >_<)

Onward!