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Billfred 08-05-2005 19:26
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
Y'know, at USC, in the Astronomy courses, unit 44 deals with pseudoscience. (I only know this because I took that unit.)

Here's the scores...

Code:
MissInformation        131
 Gary Dillard        128
 T. Hoffman        126
 Dlavery        103
 Jay H 237        77
 Dorienne Plait        75
 Greencactus3        73
 Rich Wong        70
 Andy Baker        61
 DCA Fan        59
 Amanda Morrison        55
 JVN        54
 Bcahn836        47
 GateRunner        46
 Michelle 236        45
 Koko Ed        45
 Elgin Clock        45
 Greg Needel        45
 Eugenia Gabrielov        45
 Tkwetzel        45
 JosephM        42
 EddieMcD        36
 "Big Mike"        34
 Brandon Martus        30
 Matt Attallah        29
 Kyle45        28
 Jeff Waegelin        27
 Richardp        27
 VGMasterShadow        26
 DanielBCR        26
 Arefin Bari        23
 Nehalita        22
 Shyra1353        21
 Squirrelrock        19
 Mike Ciance        18
 Jessica Boucher        17
 Lil' Lavery        16
 Astronouth7303        15
 Rich Kressly        14
 Robo hottie71        14
 Wetzel        12
 Tom Schindler        12
 Jacqui        11
 Steve W        11
 Killerofkiller        11
 Alex Cormier        11
 Aignam        9
 Denman        9
 Icurtis        9
 Kyle        9
 JamizzleHavok13        8
 Vivelation        8
 EricS-Team180        7
 Jack Jones        7
 RogerR        7
 Meli W.        7
 George1083        6
 ZACH P.        6
 Cyberguy34000        6
 TierraDelDiablo        6
 Andrew Rudolph        5
 George56        5
 Katy        5
 Marc P.        5
 Stephen Kowski        5
 Al Skierkiewicz        4
 Barry Bonzack1604        4
 Ken Patton        4
 Tytus Gerrish        4
 Corey Balint        4
 CourtneyB        4
 Jay Trzaskos        4
 Joe_P.        4
 Yan Wang        4
 David Kelly        3
 Alex Pelan        3
 Ben Lauer        3
 DJ Fluck        3
 IMDWalrus        3
 Lisa Perez        3
 Sakura141        3
 Cory        2
 DaBruteForceGuy        2
 Dillon Compton        2
 Ecarlson        2
 EnderofDragon        2
 Jake177        2
 Jdiwnab        2
 Jeff_Rice        2
 Joe Ross        2
 Joshua May        2
 Karinka13        2
 Nobrakes8        2
 Tom Bottiglieri        2
 Wayne Doenges        2
 EricH        2
 Aaron Lussier        1
 Bill Gold        1
 Coco The Monkey        1
 Collin Fultz        1
 ElfMaster        1
 Eria4044        1
 JakeGallagher        1
 Katie Reynolds        1
 Kayla13        1
 Matt Krass        1
 MATT_kaplan108        1
 NoRemorse        1
 Pat McCarthy        1
 Sanddrag        1
 StephLee        1
 Tiffany34990        1
...and the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=10717

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

Jay H 237 08-05-2005 19:43
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
"Hey, crank up that amp! I'm having trouble listening to the cords over that vacuum!"

Koko Ed 08-05-2005 19:55
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 

Tired of hearing his constant complaints about being forced to do field cleanup due to a shortage of volunteers his colluges intended to get a violinst to accompany his complaints but had to settle for the band playing "It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To"

Joe Matt 08-05-2005 20:02
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
Unfortunatly, the head ref was assigned clean up duity for the Kamen Brothers concert due to the amount of rotten apples, pieces of crunched up paper, and allen renches thrown at them.

nehalita 08-05-2005 20:08
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
after the band realized they couldn't hit that *sweet note*, they gave the referee the go ahead to vacuum up the remaining shards of glass

Arefin Bari 08-05-2005 20:18
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
Brandon: Andy, you think they will listen to the music at all? After all its lunch time.

Andy Baker: Brandon, I am a legend, they would do anything to listen to my voice.

Announcer: Now we have the band performing for us. ANDY BAKER IS GOING TO SING.

... people starts walking out for lunch.

Jeff Rodriguez 08-05-2005 21:01
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
This isn't the Apollo?

Marc P. 08-05-2005 21:01
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
(entry)

The ref vacuuming:

"Dang.. this vacuum isn't the only thing on the floor that sucks."

(/entry)

Dean Simmons and the Kamens Rule!

JackN 08-05-2005 21:22
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
After being kicked out of the band the ref tried to find any way to get back at them.

Lil' Lavery 08-05-2005 22:47
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
Dean Kamen and the Simmons are always known for the large crowds they draw to each of their concerts.

dlavery 09-05-2005 00:11
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
Dean Simmons: Hey, so what did that announcer guy mean when he said "at least we know THIS will keep all the teams off the field and drive them out of the arena while we are trying to clean"???

Slash: I dunno. And why are all those dogs barking all of a sudden?

tkwetzel 09-05-2005 00:24
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
Dean Simmons: "Man! I just hope that someday we are good enough to play on an actual stage."

Dorienne 09-05-2005 00:42
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
Dean Simmons: We are MUCH more important than being back here behind this field! C'mooooon...why are we back here?!

Guy with the vacuum: Because you won't stop complaining!

Dean Simmons: ...Keep vacuumin'.

Bcahn836 09-05-2005 06:47
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
Lead Singer- " Umm guys the song is over you can stop now"
Guy on the far right- " But boss the kids aren't clapping"
Ref- "Gee wonder why that might be?"
Guy on the left- " Its for the robots man the robots"

Gary Dillard 09-05-2005 07:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
Sorry guys; when he said he had an upright and wanted to jam with us, I assumed he meant "bass" not "vacuum".

Travis Hoffman 09-05-2005 07:36
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
Ozzy: "Wha' th' bloody 'eck...? Huh???? I'm confused - Shaaaaaaron!! I've seen corpses that were more alive than this place. I thought this crowd was supposed to be filled with wild and crazy teenagers? What happened, mates?"

Slash: "Like, these threads totally explain it, dude."

Ozzy: "Well that's just bloody wonderful! Let's give these tossers the old IRI retirement home act."

Group: "ROCK ON - real slow and quiet-like!" *Sings* "We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun, la la la la la la la, la la la la la, la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa...."

Crowd: "Could you all please just shut up? We're trying to sleep here!"

Ref: "That's a 30-point nonresponsiveness penalty on the crowd! No one wins! Here, let me add to your auditory discomfort, you slackers!" *switches on vacuum* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....

Rich Wong 09-05-2005 08:57
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
When was the last time a Head Referee cleaned and vacuumed the playing field?
Well, FIRST’s new “Whistle While-U-Work” Volunteer Appreciation Pilot apparently is working!
To encourage volunteers to work additional jobs and hours, FIRST offered LIVE music during the setup, lunch breaks, and breakdown periods. Volunteers have the choice of Rock, Pop, Jazz, Reggae, Rap, and R&B. Punk Rock was not offered for obvious reasons.

Alex Cormier 09-05-2005 13:46
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
vacuum guy: stupid freaking band why can't they play some real music like, baby one more time?

Wayne Doenges 09-05-2005 15:57
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
When the referee couldn't afford a new MP3 player, to listen to while he worked, he got the Kamen Brothers for a song.


Wayne Doenges
Lemmings non Sumus

MissInformation 09-05-2005 23:03
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
Tonight on VH-1: Fast Bots and Screamin' Guitars, the rise and fall and recovery of Dean Simmons and the Kamen Brothers. While fellow band member Slash battled donut addiction, Dean Simmons struggled to overcome his irrational fear of Chiaphua motors, and the rest of the band fought viciously over the best word to rhyme with autonomous. Caught between a robot and a hard place, the band had no choice but to clean up their act.

EricS-Team180 11-05-2005 22:06
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
...closing time at Club F.I.R.S.T

Alex Pelan 11-05-2005 22:12
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
"Uh...we've got a problem. The amp only goes up till 9."

(blatant This is Spinal Tap ripoff)

Katy 12-05-2005 01:16
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
...when the crowd didn't leave after the competition autonomously some people started getting a little desperate in their schemes to make them leave...

DCA Fan 12-05-2005 01:24
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
(Taken from Battlefield Band)
So sing us one more chorus,
and one more song,
one more tune,
and then we'll be gone...
It's early in the morning,
we'll be leaving soon I'm sure,
give us one more song and then we'll go....

VGMasterShadow 12-05-2005 07:40
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
Where's Waldo? :D

Rich Kressly 14-05-2005 02:20
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
I can't claim this is original, but...

"Well folks it's time to call it a night. Do what you feel and keep both feet on the wheel. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. So till next time... "

Travis Hoffman 14-05-2005 12:49
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich Kressly
I can't claim this is original, but...

"Well folks it's time to call it a night. Do what you feel and keep both feet on the wheel. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. So till next time... "

"Move 'em on (Head 'em up)
Head 'em up (Move 'em up)
Move 'em on (Head 'em up)
Rawhide
Cut 'em out (Ride 'em in)
Ride 'em in (Cut 'em out)
Cut 'em out (Ride 'em in)
Rawhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide"

I'd pay to see Ozzy Kamen and Slash perform a duet of "Stand By Your Man".

Al Skierkiewicz 14-05-2005 22:14
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
Andy to monitor mixer, "I need more vacuum in my monitors!" Ernie to anyone who is listening, "It was a good idea to let the new kid have a solo on the vacuum but I don't think it fits this song." Chris tries to keep time but can't see the vacuum due to the glare from the Lexan and Brandon wonders who the kid in the striped shirt is. Dave is concentrating on the chord change and wondering what pedal to push next as soloist Rich thinks...'can't those guys be quiet, they're screwing up my rhythm. Forward one, back two, spin around, on, off, on, off. I wonder if I could twirl it around by the power cord?'

Billfred 15-05-2005 17:35
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
 
Well, I guess you could say that this week's contest rocked out hard.

(gives everyone a minute to groan)

First place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by dlavery
Dean Simmons: Hey, so what did that announcer guy mean when he said "at least we know THIS will keep all the teams off the field and drive them out of the arena while we are trying to clean"???

Slash: I dunno. And why are all those dogs barking all of a sudden?
Second place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc P.
The ref vacuuming:

"Dang.. this vacuum isn't the only thing on the floor that sucks."
Honorable mentions go to:
Koko Ed
Ogre
Lil' Lavery
Gary Dillard
Rich Wong
Wayne Doenges
MissInformation
Alex Pelan
Katy
JosephM
Dorienne 007 (name change noted)

And the burn award:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arefin Bari
Brandon: Andy, you think they will listen to the music at all? After all its lunch time.

Andy Baker: Brandon, I am a legend, they would do anything to listen to my voice.

Announcer: Now we have the band performing for us. ANDY BAKER IS GOING TO SING.

... people starts walking out for lunch.
Meaning the scores are now:

Code:
MissInformation        133
 Gary Dillard        130
 T. Hoffman        127
 Dlavery        113
 Jay H 237        78
 Dorienne 007        77
 Greencactus3        73
 Rich Wong        72
 Andy Baker        61
 DCA Fan        60
 Amanda Morrison        55
 JVN        54
 Bcahn836        48
 Koko Ed        47
 GateRunner        46
 Tkwetzel        46
 Michelle 236        45
 Elgin Clock        45
 Greg Needel        45
 Eugenia Gabrielov        45
 JosephM        44
 EddieMcD        36
 "Big Mike"        34
 Brandon Martus        30
 Matt Attallah        29
 Kyle45        28
 Jeff Waegelin        27
 Richardp        27
 VGMasterShadow        27
 Arefin Bari        26
 DanielBCR        26
 Nehalita        23
 Shyra1353        21
 Squirrelrock        19
 Lil' Lavery        18
 Mike Ciance        18
 Jessica Boucher        17
 Rich Kressly        15
 Astronouth7303        15
 Robo hottie71        14
 Wetzel        12
 Tom Schindler        12
 Alex Cormier        12
 Jacqui        11
 Steve W        11
 Killerofkiller        11
 Marc P.        10
 Aignam        9
 Denman        9
 Icurtis        9
 Kyle        9
 EricS-Team180        8
 JamizzleHavok13        8
 Vivelation        8
 Katy        7
 Jack Jones        7
 RogerR        7
 Meli W.        7
 George1083        6
 ZACH P.        6
 Cyberguy34000        6
 TierraDelDiablo        6
 Al Skierkiewicz        5
 Alex Pelan        5
 Andrew Rudolph        5
 George56        5
 Stephen Kowski        5
 Barry Bonzack1604        4
 Ken Patton        4
 Tytus Gerrish        4
 Wayne Doenges        4
 Corey Balint        4
 CourtneyB        4
 Jay Trzaskos        4
 Joe_P.        4
 Yan Wang        4
 David Kelly        3
 Ben Lauer        3
 DJ Fluck        3
 IMDWalrus        3
 Lisa Perez        3
 Sakura141        3
 Cory        2
 DaBruteForceGuy        2
 Dillon Compton        2
 Ecarlson        2
 EnderofDragon        2
 Jake177        2
 Jdiwnab        2
 Jeff_Rice        2
 Joe Ross        2
 Joshua May        2
 Karinka13        2
 Nobrakes8        2
 Ogre        2
 Tom Bottiglieri        2
 EricH        2
 1Derboy        1
 Aaron Lussier        1
 Bill Gold        1
 Coco The Monkey        1
 Collin Fultz        1
 ElfMaster        1
 Eria4044        1
 JakeGallagher        1
 Katie Reynolds        1
 Kayla13        1
 Matt Krass        1
 MATT_kaplan108        1
 NoRemorse        1
 Pat McCarthy        1
 Sanddrag        1
 StephLee        1
 Tiffany34990        1
(memo to self: make sure to add the singles in before sorting the table! >_<)

Onward!


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