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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Mae West has nothin' on me.
AB

new entry:

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
c-o-l-a cola

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

new entry:

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
c-o-l-a cola

<Not an entry>
"Oh God, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Why, why, why.... Why did I have to read this posting….
Oh the pain.... the suffering....... and soon the voices in my head…

For the rest of my life I will have the image of Andy when
I heard The Kinks singing Lola." :ahh:
<EOM>
;)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

new entry:
I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
c-o-l-a cola

<not an entry>
I'm sorry, but Andy is not allowed to enter this blantant plagarism into the Unofficial Caption Contest -- UNLESS he absolutely guarantees that DS&TKB will perform "Lola" at IRI with himself in full, original costume as documented in the subject photo! If that condition is met, then I would move to accept by acclimation Andy as the winner of this week's contest.
</not an entry>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45

<not an entry> Great. Baker and Lavery just ruined the Kinks forever for me. These darn images are going to cause nightmares. Maybe I need to call my therapist. Besides, the best Kinks tune ever is Ape Man. Get the band to play that one and I'll travel anywhere to see it. Lola was overplayed. </not an entry>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Kressly

<not an entry> Wow... I have a couple of Kinks CDs, but "Ape Man" is one I don't recognize. Kressly, maybe you should check out "Old Man" by Neil Young. <not an entry>

Lola

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45

Andy:

"... Guys, I totally should have gotten that part in Moulin Rouge over Nicole Kidman! Check this out!" (sings) "A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but diamonds are a girls best friend!" ... "Don't you think? Guys? ... Guys?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

<not an entry> Wow... I have a couple of Kinks CDs, but "Ape Man" is one I don't recognize. Kressly, maybe you should check out "Old Man" by Neil Young. <not an entry>

Lola

<not an entry>
Sad.... not only are we showing our age with the songs and singers we know.
We're starting to loose our memories already. ;)
<not an entry>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45

(singing) "...I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

<not an entry> Wow... I have a couple of Kinks CDs, but "Ape Man" is one I don't recognize. Kressly, maybe you should check out "Old Man" by Neil Young. <not an entry>
Lola

I've seen Neil Young five times and have collected most of his work. Old Man works, but Powderfinger, Cinnamon Girl, and Down by the River are better in my book.

Here are the Apeman details:
http://www.chordie.com/chord.pere/ww...nks/apeman.crd

Diehard Kinks fans know...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45

Congratulations, page three posters (well, most of you) for talking Greek to me. (Now I'm going to have to do some research at the record store with all that birthday cash.)

As for Dave's complaint against Andy, I went all the way back to Caption Contest #1 and dug out the rules...

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rules

-Entries will be scored by me on originality, or in the absence of that, dry humor.

Now, one can make the case that applying external media to the caption contest can be done in an original manner. So the entry is fair game.

That said, first place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

Feeling a bit nostalgic and a lot inebriated, Jared Fogle gaily prances about at a local boozery with a size 60 feather-covered belt, revealing that not only did he weigh 425 pounds before the Subway Diet changed his life, he also used to be a female night club dancer named Jade.

Second place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by EricS-Team180

...having heard he'll save $100's on GEICO insurance, Andy grabbed the feather boa from the gecko and broke into a spontaneous rendition of Twist 'n Shout

( the gecko and boa are another story )

Honorable mentions go to...

JosephM
BCahn836
Katie Reynolds (in her first entry since entering the first caption in the first caption contest--yes, I know this, yes, I am bored, yes, I am single. ;) )
Rich Wong
Andy Baker
Arefin Bari
dlavery
Gary Dillard
DanielBCR
DCA Fan
Jacqui
Jay H 237
richardp
MissInformation

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Andy makes a bet that a bunch of geeks could successfully form a rock 'n roll band....He lost the bet

Here's the scores...

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 Mike Ciance        18

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 Jacqui        13

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 Steve W        11

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 Corey Balint        4

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 David Kelly        3

 Ben Lauer        3

 DJ Fluck        3

 IMDWalrus        3

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 1Derboy        1

 Aaron Lussier        1

 Bill Gold        1

 Coco The Monkey        1

 Collin Fultz        1

 ElfMaster        1

 Eria4044        1

 JakeGallagher        1

 Kayla13        1

 Matt Krass        1

 MATT_kaplan108        1

 NoRemorse        1

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 StephLee        1

Until next time...