CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45
 

Here we go again. The scores:

And, since this is the 45th caption contest, I figured I had to pick a picture of one of the most legendary 45ers out there:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=9121&direction =ASC&sort=username&perrow=4&trows=10&quiet=Verbose

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

Go!!

(don't feel bad, Andy--I'll find a worse picture of me when we hit contest number 1,293. of course, that'll be around 2029.)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45
 

Before his more conservative work at Delphi and TechnoKats, Andy was refered to "Andrea- Queen of the Drive Systems".

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In 2002, during a mid-life crisis, Andy decided to chase his childhood dream of being an exotic dancer. Obviously, the plan failed miserably

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"I'm so pretty. Oh so pretty...."

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"...It's only a boa, it doesn't bite"

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After Andy's failed attempt to get on Survivor, his team thought it would cheer him up to nominate him for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Good luck Andy.

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Andy thinks..."girls just gotta have fun"...well same for me...just cutting loose now after all the stress of those crazy FIRSTers..

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Andy B: "*Note to self, never, EVER, agree to a fundraiser unless I know what I’m getting into.*

HEY YOU… HELP TEAM 45 WITH A DOLLAR! HEY YOU… I'LL DANCE FOR YOU..."

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Andy makes a bet that a bunch of geeks could successfully form a rock 'n roll band....He lost the bet


Wayne Doenges
Lemmings non Sumus

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45
 

<not entry>Darn it you took what I was going to say!!</not entry>
Before his stint as a Ozzy Kamen, Andy Baker experiemented with impersonating pop stars , going as far as costumes. Unfortunately, as most agreed, Andy Baker does not do a good Cher impression.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45
 

Andy: Darn you guys, you guys caught me... please please please.. dont tell my wife that I was at the bar. Look, I will dance for you guys :)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45
 

Andy tried as hard as he could to get the band to play "Just A Girl" at the DS&TKB concert, but he just couldn't quite convince them that he could pull off the Gwen Stefani impersonation.

-dave

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Feeling a bit nostalgic and a lot inebriated, Jared Fogle gaily prances about at a local boozery with a size 60 feather-covered belt, revealing that not only did he weigh 425 pounds before the Subway Diet changed his life, he also used to be a female night club dancer named Jade.

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i think i look like a flamingo..... dont i?

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Budweiser announced a new strategy for their "Know when to say when" campaign: When this guy starts to look good to you, it's definitely time to say "when".

[not part of entry] You'd think someone as smart as Andy would know better than to have his picture taken with a pink boa. That's nearly as stupid as letting someone take a picture of you with a Barbie doll [/not part of entry]