CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #46
 

Here we go again. Here's the scores:

And the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=11398

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

Let's hear 'em!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #46
 

Can you believe I went to RIT and got this degree for only four easy payments of $31,000 a year! But wait it gets better. If you sign up today you get your own parking space (appoxiamtely 2 miles from the nearest building), construction built landscaping (with construction machinary still present) and a lifetime supply of snow(in one week). Sign up today!




Billfred I am buying that voodoo doll that Lavery made of you. Expect pain. :p

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Koko Ed: Ya, what now... I got the degree... you got something to say? what... thats what I thought.

Koko Ed: (to Billfred)... You only had 3 people on the list who wanted to kill you, Dave, Gary and Heidi... now add me on that list too. :rolleyes:

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Arefin: ...He graduated?...HOW?!

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Billfred- " Now that you have one of those whats next?"
Koko Ed- " I am going to take over the world MUWAHAHAHA!!"

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Another successful graduate of CGNU.

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see little people i was not lying, i am a professional now.

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I'm not really a college graduate; I just play one on CD.

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Ed: *under his breath* I really don't want to see the burn award for this picture...

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Koko Ed: Okay Ill give it back .. let me just take a picture with it first ...

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After Koko Ed graduated on time, many CDers lost the "seven year senior" bet and had to pay up. :p

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*zoom in*
Robogeeks Institute of Technology
*zoom in more*
Accomplish not much

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Ed: So what does it mean if it says "Sample Copy Only - If Found, Please Return To Sears Photo Studios" on the diploma???

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Ed: Take the picture! That angry student yelling "thief!" is coming for me! FASTER!

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"See this!
See this, take a good long look.
There is no more “Yo Koko.”
No more “My man Kokooooo.”
No more “Koko Ed.”

It’s “MISTER KOkO ED” from now on!"

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Oh man, I should have totally sprung for the leather cover.

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Photo booth vendor: You have to give back the gown and the diploma. I have other people waiting to get there picture taken.
Ed: I really am a college graduate.
Vendor: I don't care, give back the gown and diploma;
Ed takes off running down the street.

Wayne Doenges

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having taken up acting, ed was chuffed when offered a role as an extra in a film with college graduates

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:p

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[not an entry]
Although I can't find the exact caption contest I am almost positive Billfred nullified that rule.
[/not an entry]

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<obviously not an entry>

Technically, I never took it off the books--I simply chose not to enforce it. (If I did, Heidi would be down around 47th place!) I guess I should fix that.

There.

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Nice Photoshop job Heidi; except for his right hand and head being way out of proportion it really looks like Koko Ed is a real graduate. Of course, noone would ever believe it's real since we've heard what kind of student he is but you might as well send it to him - maybe he'll use it as his "who am I" photo.

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Dean of RIT: Okay, Koko, you can have your diploma.
...
Dean of RIT: Now, please, just put the gun down.

:D

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"What are you going to do now Ed?" "I'm going to Walt Disney World!" :D

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"Koko Ed Goes to College", starring Cuba Gooding, Jr.

Gooding is a strong candidate for his second Academy Award for his portrayal of the fun-loving Koko Ed. Known for his method acting, Gooding had to grow facial hair, learn how to tie-dye and be able to run CAD modeling software to play this demanding role. "Koko Ed was much more difficult to play than my previous role of Radio", Gooding said recently. "It was a challenge to embrace the essence of the real Koko Ed."


AB

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*Superbowl Music in background*

John Madden: Koko Ed you just got you Diploma what are you going to do now

Koko Ed: What does it look like i am gonna do, Im standin here till someone takes my picture

(btw have you seen the new TV show Kojak... that picture would look way more funnier if Ed had a lollipop in his mouth..... *whistles to himself while Hedi Comes around*)

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Koko Ed saw the picture of the guys from team 195 playing dress-up during the build season and decided to show everone that he still plays dress-up too!

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Koko Ed dressed up as a college graduate at Anime Boston, even though it's impossible for him to be the real deal.

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...having just received his BS in Juggling, Ed decided to wow the crowd with his craft. He deftly snatched his diploma, and tossed it high with his right hand. What followed was truly spectacular, as he flipped a fresh salmon and an M&M Blizzard after the diploma. Having circled the odd items five times around, he tossed the salmon and Blizzard to the crowd and walked off the stage amid thunderous applause!

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This diploma's got me so pumped I'm going to buy you all the first round at the bar...but nobody tell Andy, we all remember what happened last time!




<Not Entry> I figured for my first attempt at this I'd try for some dry witty humor...not sure how it turned out...Also if your not sure wut my caption means, just look back to the image from Caption Contest #45<Not Entry>

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"Pay up chumps! Not only did I kick your Fantasy FIRST butt, but I also found time to get this piece of paper that says I get to make more than you. Got something to say now? Didn't think so."

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"Aight, who's gonna pay for this?"

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Koko Ed: " hahaha they will never figure out that it's my high school diploma inside a RIT covering."

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<not an entry> Funny, I thought that if it was from RIT that meant that it WAS a high school diploma :rolleyes: [ducks and runs very very fast, very very far away...] </not an entry>

/signed/ a VaTech Hokie

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Of course, y' know, this means war....

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What no one knows is that I’m actually wearing fishnet stockings under this gown… as soon as they finish taking all of these darn photos I’m going to show Dave and Amanda who really has the best legs in FIRST!!!

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Hokie?
How appropriate...

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Koko Ed, the new poster child for FIRST!

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Koko Ed: "I like to think that the glass is half full... oh wait a minute... there's no glass in my hand... why do I have my hand out like this? It probably looks cool too... I'm gonna be a trendsetter... but maybe I should try to pose like.." *Photo snap*

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I still can't believe I made it...

Wetzel

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Man, what a week. A new rule, heated rivalries, and yours truly got a job. (If you're in Columbia, odds are you can find me at the Sonic on Harbison.)

With that said, first place goes to...
Second place goes to...
Honorable mentions go to...

Koko Ed (What voodoo doll? Lavery would need my hair for that, which he doesn't.)
JosephM
Jacqui
Alex Pelan
Andy Baker
miketwalker
iCurtis
Alex Cormier
T. Hoffman
shyra1353
nehalita
Arefin Bari
kayla13
dlavery
EricS-Team180
Bryan D
MissInformation
KathieK

And the burn award...
So here's the scores:

Onward!