CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #47
 

Well, it's time for the Chief Delphith 47th contest. Here's the scores:

And the picture...

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p4221042.html

(Selected mainly because it's been months since I've gotten some good material of him.)

As always the deadline is Saturday at midnight.

Let's hear 'em!!

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"Should we put this in the kit next year?"

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Be verwy verwy quiet i'm hunting robots.

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I can build robots .. I'm a professor at MIT .. But can someone PLEASE explain to me how to work this darn camera?

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I asked for Cindy Crawford. But do I get Cindy Crawford? Nooooooooooo.....Sassafrashassin rassasfrassin *grump* *grump* *grump*

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"Just a little to the left, little more, YES! YES! NO! YES! Work with me beautiful! YES! Little to the right. I love it! Now make me hate it! YES!"

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[African Safari Guide Voice]
"Now, one must be extremely quiet in order to get close enough to these baby robots to get a magnificent photograph."
[/African Safari Guide Voice]

Baby robots = VEX Bots!

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Despite all of his training on Pokemon Snap, Woodie could never capture the illusive team 151 and their robot Mew....

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Woodie set out to get his new Who Am I picture with Dean, but couldn't seem to find him, so he settled for the cliche "I'm taking a picture of you taking a picture of me."

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"Heidi!, OK I got the camera now how I make funny Dave pictures? I need to get him back after that "bling bling" button!"

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Woodie: "Now what Bob doesn't know is we've replaced his 120lb FRC robot with a 5lb VEX machine. Let's see if he notices."

("Cool Guy" in the foreground is Bob, some of you may recognize him.)

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Why is it everytime I'm ready to take a picture somebody has to stand up in front of me?!

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"Offspring - Give it to me baby"

:D

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"This will be a great addition to my Wall of Bob collectibles! Squeal - maybe he will sign my Vex bracelet! (*heart aflutter*) The girls at Mimlitch Camp this summer will LOVE this!"

Dr. Woodie Flowers, proud secretary of the Bob Mimlitch Fans 4 Life Club
;)

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Woodies 7th attempt to get a picture of Heidi (to submit for the contest)...

Heidi dancing to the song "I like to move it, move it (Madagascar)"

Woodie: darn, she is moving around wayy too much. I cant even get the right angle.

The guy behind Woodie: Sir Woodie, you are the 3rd person whose trying to take a picture of Heidi. The other two weren't able to snap a single picture.

Woodie: I WANT MY KK. I PROMISED DAVE THAT I WOULD SUBMIT HEIDI'S PIC FOR THE CONTEST TO GET THOSE KKs!!!! :D

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Woodie: "So I can't detect vision tetras with this camera."

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Wait a second, it slices, it dices AND IT MAKES JULIAN FRIES!!!!!!, holy cow i gotta get a picture of this, Dean and Dave will be so jealous

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I hope no one notices that I left the lens cap on....again

______

He's not seriously thinking of changing one of MY programs?

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(Steve Irwin voice)

Woodie- "Will ya have a look at that!" "Here we have a few juvenile robots, these little ons will some day grow up to be full size FRC robots. They may look cute and cuddle now but they are very dangerous, and you must always keep and eye on. . . Crikie!! Nurse Doctor someone help!!!"

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"Will I get better pictures if I push the button with my tongue? It's definitely worth a shot..."

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Bored with the "hippie chic" look he's sported for 40+ years, Woodie Flowers scours the FIRST community for the latest and greatest in high-IQ style and fashion. Having already captured examples of the denim daddio, the seizure-inducing shirt and too-short shorts wearin' NASA geek, the bizarre phenomenon that is Midwestern mullet mania, and the plaid stylings of the Canadian kilt-clad crappy crooner, Woodie now focuses his attention, and his camera, on the meat and potatoes look of the All-American enginerd. I hear it's all the rage in Warren, OH.

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Woody waited patiently with members of the local F.I.R.S.T tribe. According to their legend, if the VEX emerged and saw its shadow, there would be 6 more weeks of Off-Season. If not, then Build Season was right around the corner!

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What's wrong with this camera? Every time the green VEXbot goes by it tries to follow it.

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In this picture, Woodie is thinking back to evenings at the Flowers home, somewhere around Cambridge, MA:

Woodie: "And this is a robot ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is me with Dean, he's a goofy guy but he looked better with the beard ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is a kid in a funny tick costume! ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::..."
Mrs Woodie: "Dear, you need to take better pictures or we're going to lose all our friends out of boredom."

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Pose for me baby, POSE!

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"aww man i grabed the camera instead of my hot dog again!"

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No one could believe it when the rumors started circulating that Woodie had been caught flashing people at the VEX Championship in Atlanta...

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Click,

(Helloooooo baby )

click,

(Smile for me, smile for me baby VEX! )

Click,

(Welcome to the FIRST Family! )

Click,

(Wait until you meet you old brothers FRC and FLL. )

Click,

(I feel like a new father! )

Click,

(Strange, I have this urge to say “goo goo ga ga “)

Click, click

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Well, I know it's later than I usually do things, but I'm invoking the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule and moving on.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:
Jessica Boucher
richardp
Arefin Bari
Marc P.
T. Hoffman
EricS-Team180
Gary Dillard
Koko Ed
JosephM
Alex Pelan
Amanda Morrison
"Big Mike"
Rich Wong

And the burn award goes to:

So here's the scores...

Onward!