Finish the Sentence IV!
 

It's been a while since the last one of these, so I thought I'd bring it around for a fourth time. The rules are simple. The person ahead of you leaves a sentence unfinished. You either finish that sentence and start a new one, or just continue the sentence and leave it unfinished for someone else. So, here goes:

I was crossing the street on my Segway when...

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(Can I resist the urge? CAN I?!... No :p)

... suddenly, I saw a strange little creature that...

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...looked at me with it's three big, yellow eyes and...

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...started snarling which...

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...made a really loud noise that....

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...people in china could hear, but because...

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...of the hole in the ozone layer, ...

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...all the sound left Earth and...

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....shook a UFO out of the sky that....

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...plummeted down to Roswell New Mexico and when it was found by...

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...Dean Kamen, he invented the....

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whole thing but wasn't aware that it was his, at FIRST

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... headquarters back in New Hampshire, for the time being, chaos was being unleashed as...

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smiley faces were running amok :ahh: :) :D :eek: much to the surprise of

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woody flowers, each one of them knew who he was and asked...

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if everyone could have a sweet name like "woody flowers", to which he replied

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"No, only I can, because..."

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Im special, only those who are.....

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professors at MIT and have grey ponytails can...

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be called Woddy Flowers....therfor.....

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all the other Woodie Flowers are impostors and should be...

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...tied to a stake and...

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... required to recite the...