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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

FIRST's experiment to replace winner's medals with crowns met with mixed reaction and was canceled after the first week of regionals.

According to a FIRST spokesperson, "The crowns made some people really happy, but they didn't realize how goofy they looked."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

karthik: can i have my crown back now ??

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

Deep voice announcer...
Music...

“HERE SHE IS….. Miss U S FIRST of 2005!
(Loud applause)

Please welcome the winner of the 2005 Miss U S FIRST Queens!
She is Ashley from Victor, NY and a member of Rookie Team 1559.

She loves robots, making new friends, and believes that robots are COOL. She received high marks at presenting "Applications using linear and non-linear hyper-extensions with applied close-loop feedback systems." She also won the talent portion of the contest by reciting the entire list of KOP in less then 1 minute; forward AND backward.
AND She can lead an awesome team cheer too.

During her reign as FIRST Queen, she promise to spread the word of FIRST throughout this land, have a regional in every State and better food at the Regionals.
(More loud applause)

HERE SHE COMES…. Miss U S FIRST… Ashley!.”

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

<not part of entry> I know I should probably stick with my first entry, but this just came to me </not part of entry>

"Look, it must be the queen"

" 'ow do you know she's the queen?"

"She 'asn't got sh** all over 'er"

<note to moderator - please edit this however you need to in order to meet CD rules - any true Monty Python fan will get the joke anyway>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

Me: I wonder how a tiara would look with my mohawk :rolleyes:.

[Not part of entry] Time to find a tiara and find out. [/Not part of entry]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

Asheley recently robbed Heidi of her crown for the -infinity award.

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(someone is gonna hunt me down and beat me for this)

Ashley: Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the fairest robo-chick of them all

*mirror crack*

ashley *tilts head and smiles* Hedi told me this mirror would work.....

*not entry*Gary i would also like to point out that no crazy photos have been used of me yet, and i think i fall under the mentor catagory..... so your reasonining is flawed*not entry*

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

...combining her deep fear of alien mind control and a bold sense of fashion, Ashley carefully morphed her aluminum foil beanie into a tiara...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

Here we reluctantly get to see the horribly-misshapen Frog Princess as she patiently awaits the day her prince will appear and restore her to her former beauty. Until then, everyone be polite and try not to grimace too much in her presence...ribbet.

:p If everyone here didn't know I was kidding, they'd swear I just crossed the line.....ANYTHING FOR CAPTION CONTEST POINTS AND GLORY!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

Ashley took her role as drama queen very seriously indeed.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

Ashley: How do I look?

Everyone else: ::holds back laughing:: Erm...I think that you need to match the shoes, take off the boas, and not do the little kid look...oh one second..this is FIRST Robotics we're talking about...never mind....perfectly fine!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

"OK, it is me in a crown or Andy in a boa ... it's your choice, and you HAVE to pick one!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

(Billfred looks towards the judges regarding Dave's entry)

(They give the thumbs-down, as the post came after midnight on Saturday)

First place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by EricS-Team180

...combining her deep fear of alien mind control and a bold sense of fashion, Ashley carefully morphed her aluminum foil beanie into a tiara...

And second place...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dorienne 007

Ashley: If I were a pretty princess
Yaba dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum
If I were a pretty princess

I wouldn't have to work hard
Yaba dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum
If I were a biddy biddy pretty
Yidle diddle didle didled princess

(cut for length reasons--the full post is here.)

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Arefin Bari
2) Jacqui
3) MissInformation
4) T. Hoffman
5) Jay H 237
6) Bcahn836
7) ashley
8) Alex Cormier
9) shyra1353
10) Rich Wong

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Ashley: "The only difference between me and Heidi is that I make this look good" :D

Meaning the scores are...

Code:

 T. Hoffman        146

 MissInformation        146

 Gary Dillard        142

 Dlavery        119

 Dorienne 007        94

 Jay H 237        87

 Rich Wong        84

 Greencactus3        74

 Andy Baker        67

 DCA Fan        66

 Amanda Morrison        57

 Bcahn836        55

 JVN        54

 Koko Ed        53

 JosephM        51

 Tkwetzel        48

 Elgin Clock        46

 GateRunner        46

 Michelle 236        45

 Greg Needel        45

 Eugenia Gabrielov        45

 "Big Mike"        39

 EddieMcD        36

 Arefin Bari        35

 Richardp        34

 Shyra1353        31

 Brandon Martus        30

 Matt Attallah        30

 VGMasterShadow        30

 EricS-Team180        29

 DanielBCR        29

 Kyle45        29

 Jeff Waegelin        27

 Rich Kressly        26

 Nehalita        26

 Jessica Boucher        22

 Jacqui        20

 Squirrelrock        19

 Lil' Lavery        18

 Mike Ciance        18

 Alex Cormier        18

 Astronouth7303        15

 Robo hottie71        14

 Wayne Doenges        14

 Icurtis        14

 1Derboy        13

 Wetzel        13

 Marc P.        12

 Tom Schindler        12

 Steve W        11

 Alex Pelan        11

 Killerofkiller        11

 Denman        11

 Aignam        9

 Kyle        9

 Katy        8

 JamizzleHavok13        8

 Vivelation        8

 Jack Jones        7

 RogerR        7

 Meli W.        7

 George1083        6

 Andrew Rudolph        6

 ZACH P.        6

 Cyberguy34000        6

 TierraDelDiablo        6

 Al Skierkiewicz        5

 Barry Bonzack        5

 George56        5

 Katie Reynolds        5

 Stephen Kowski        5

 Ashley        4

 KathieK        4

 Ken Patton        4

 Tytus Gerrish        4

 Corey Balint        4

 CourtneyB        4

 IMDWalrus        4

 Jay Trzaskos        4

 Joe_P.        4

 Yan Wang        4

 David Kelly        3

 Ben Lauer        3

 DJ Fluck        3

 Karinka13        3

 Kayla13        3

 Lisa Perez        3

 Ogre        3

 Sakura141        3

 Tiffany34990        3

 Bryan D        2

 Cory        2

 DaBruteForceGuy        2

 Dillon Compton        2

 Ecarlson        2

 EnderofDragon        2

 Jake177        2

 Jdiwnab        2

 Jeff_Rice        2

 Joe Ross        2

 Joshua May        2

 Miketwalker        2

 Nobrakes8        2

 Santosh        2

 Tom Bottiglieri        2

 EricH        2

 Matt Krass        2

 Pat McCarthy        2

 Aaron Lussier        1

 Bill Gold        1

 Cdr1122334455        1

 Coco The Monkey        1

 Collin Fultz        1

 ElfMaster        1

 Eria4044        1

 JakeGallagher        1

 MATT_kaplan108        1

 NoRemorse        1

 Sanddrag        1

 StephLee        1

Onward!!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred

(Billfred looks towards the judges regarding Dave's entry)

(They give the thumbs-down, as the post came after midnight on Saturday)

I would like to file an appeal to the ninth circuit court. As previously noted, I work on Mars time. A Mars day (one sol) is 24 hours and 40 minutes. So midnight Saturday did not occur until 12:40am. If you will notice, my post was accepted at 12:35am. So I actually beat the deadline by five minutes. Based on that, I am requesting reconsideration of the entry by the judges.

-dave

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery

Consistent with FIRST rules, you must file an appeal before you leave the stage. Since the ruling was made at 9:12 PM Sunday and you didn't file your appeal until 8:56 AM Monday, you are too late on any planet.