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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49
Here we go again. w00t. or something like that.
The scores: Code:
T. Hoffman 144http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=11448 As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday. Judging should be the following day, unless I invoke the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule and judge it later. Go! |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49
Ashley: Look mom! I'm the Queen of FIRST....aren't you proud?!?!
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Ashley: Who am I you ask? So you did stumble onto my fabolous picture and are confused?
::sings:: I amma lil princess... ::sings:: |
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"You know, I suggested crowns like this as part of our team uniform but the guys just looked at me weird. I guess it's a good idea I didn't bring up my idea of matching black dresses like the one I'm wearing!"
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Ashley: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, its alarming how charming I feel...
Rest of team: *abstains from commenting* |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49
Hedi has been disqualified from the Queen of Delphi Award (as seen in CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #43) after judges found Ashley’s entry wadded up and slightly photoshopped in the trashcan. This award will be handed out after all entries have been found and unphotoshopped.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49
(mocking the song "If I Were A Rich Man" in Fiddler on the Roof)
Ashley: If I were a pretty princess Yaba dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum All day long I'd biddy biddy bum If I were a pretty princess I wouldn't have to work hard Yaba dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum If I were a biddy biddy pretty Yidle diddle didle didled princess I'd wear my lipstick all the time With eyeshadow and liner And my gaudy dresses galore Making those boys walking past me go wild There would be pearls and diamonds all over me And even more on my dress And more on my skin for no reason, just for show I'd fill my treasure chest with dolls and accessories For all my friends to drool over And each loud "ooh" and "aah" and "oh my!" and "EEE!" Would land like a trumpet on the ear As if to say "Here lives a pretty princess" If I were a pretty princess Yaba dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum All day long I'd biddy biddy bum If I were a pretty princess I wouldn't have to work hard Yaba dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum If I were a biddy biddy pretty Yidle diddle didle didle princess I see my prince my Jakie looking like a pretty princess' husband With a proper double chin Supervising servants to his heart's delight. I see him putting on armor and strutting like a peacock Oy what a happy mood he's in Screaming at the servants day and night The most important women in town would come to fawn on me They would ask me to advise them "Like Solomon the Wise.." "If you please, Princess Ashleyyyy..." "Pardon me, Princess Ashleyyyy..." Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes! And it won't make one bit of difference if I answer right or wrong. When you're a princess, they think you really know! f I were a princess, I'd have the time that I lack To sit in my room to primp and style. And maybe have a seat by the pool below. And I'd discuss the contents of makeup with my friends for several hours every day. That would be the sweetest thing of all. If I were a pretty princess, Yaba dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum All day long I'd biddy biddy bum If I were a pretty princess I wouldn't have to work hard Yaba dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum If I were a biddy biddy pretty, Yidle diddle didle didle princess. |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49
Hmmmmmmmmmm......
Andy Baker, subject of Contest #45 Koko Ed, subject of Contest #46 Woody, subject of Contest #47 Heidi, subject of Contest #48 A pretty, young student for Contest #49???? Looks like I'm safe - Billfred has finally run out of mentor photos. Or could he just be cleansing the palette before his big #50 contest? |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49
Me: "Look at me I am queen WOOHOO. Bow down to me all you FIRSTers!"
FIRSTers: "Uh Ashley... this is a robot competition, not a beauty contest. And if it was a beauty contest, you better put on some more make up" Me: "Darn, and I payed good money to get my nails done! ::hmph::" :: puts the crown on billfred:: "Now this is a beauty pagent!" [btw] Sheesh. Using my pictures... ::hmph:: hehe. Btw, I have a good photoshopped picture I made of Jake and some other crazy ones of myself... haha.[not part of contest] |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49
"ouch, can i stop tilting my head now?"
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Look now as ashley balances dried roses on her shoulder....
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49
Let the contest begin.....for second place.
--------------------------------------------- Ashley: "The only difference between me and Heidi is that I make this look good" :D (j/k Heidi) |
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And for the record, ashley is eligible...I think it was The Koko Ed Rule that finally changed that. |
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Sometimes, you just gotta put aside the robotics stuff and do a little dress up. FIRST does that to ya...kilts, foam hats, hawaiian shirts, and now tiaras. |
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Ashley; Thank you all, you love me, you really love me. I would like to thank everyone for my victory as Ms...what the heck is this, I asked for a size 8 crown, not a size 12. You ruined me. RUINED ME. I'll make sure you never work in this town again. Who's in charge here.
Gary; It was me, now, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. |
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