Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

When Dillard lost the official SPAM barbie doll, he grabbed Heidi Foster and quickly took a picture with her to show fellow SPAMers that hope was not lost and a real life SPAM doll existed.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

Hedi- "How did you get your forehead so shiny?"
Gary- " Lots and Lots of turtle wax."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

"Ah, the joys of being forced against your will to pose for the 50th Caption Contest..."

<not entry>Gotta offer congrats on hitting the big five-oh. Here's to another fifty. :)</not entry>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

Boy, I left my computer at home and I'm still being plagued with spam male!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

Gary: Hedi buddy pal

Hedi: uh-oh

Gary, listen hear me out, woodie wouldn't let me have his pony tail, this heat is killing my scalp, can i borrow some of you hair *pulls out a pair of snips*

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

Gary: God gave only 5% of the people intelligence, the rest he gave hair :ahh:
J/K

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

...and now for something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! :D

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

Sore losers Gary and Heidi pose together feigning happiness following their concession speeches to Travis at the Unofficial Caption Contest Victor's Party.


[NOT AN ENTRY] Will this contest ever come to an end? I say first to 500 pts. wins a Porsche. Billfred, better start fundraising now! :) [/NOT AN ENTRY]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

As you can see here, Heidi + Gary Dillard != automatically funny picture.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

And DanielBCR looks rather stoned in the background....

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

Gary: "I really, really wanted one of those orange shirts..."
Hiedi: "Oh, just be quiet, Gary, and smile for the fans..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

... and here we have additional evidence supporting Newtons Second Law on the Conservation of Hair, which states that for a given universe there is a finite and constant volume of hair which is unevenly distributed throughout the environment. Any given change in the distribution of hair at one point will cause an equal and opposite change in distribution of hair at another point. Note that while these two points are typically distant enough from each other that they ultimately coexist in different individual creatures, there is a reasonable probability (generally beyond the 3-sigma range on a standard Gaussian distribution) that the points may be proximal and within the same individual creature. In such cases, Newtons Second Law on the Conservation of Hair generally results in a reduction of hair on the top of the head which is offset by emergent hair from the nose, ears, or back. For an example of this, we now turn to the following photograph and the subject on the left...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

"i hate pictures"

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Porsche...riiiiiight.

I was planning to make a few changes to things after contest #52 (which would be the one-year anniversary mark). One of those will probably involve archiving the scores, similar to how FIRST Jeopardy does it. Details will follow.

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Well, it looks like I might be able to run these things from Maine after all. I mean, if you have a free period and no car, all you can get to is downtown Bethel, Maine. And that isn't too much.

<memo to self: on my day off, convince someone with a car to go to FIRST Place, about two hours from here>

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to...

Jay H 237
1derboy
Dorienne 007
Gary Dillard
ashley
T. Hoffman (can an entry be valid if it's not accurate?)
Bcahn836
EddieMcD
Wayne Doenges
richardp
dlavery
KathieK

And the burn award...

Here's the scores...

Onward!