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Billfred 19-06-2005 21:31
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
I believe the proper phrase for such an occasion is simple...w00t!

Here's the scores:

Code:
T. Hoffman        146
 MissInformation        146
 Gary Dillard        142
 Dlavery        119
 Dorienne 007        94
 Jay H 237        87
 Rich Wong        84
 Greencactus3        74
 Andy Baker        67
 DCA Fan        66
 Amanda Morrison        57
 Bcahn836        55
 JVN        54
 Koko Ed        53
 JosephM        51
 Tkwetzel        48
 Elgin Clock        46
 GateRunner        46
 Michelle 236        45
 Greg Needel        45
 Eugenia Gabrielov        45
 "Big Mike"        39
 EddieMcD        36
 Arefin Bari        35
 Richardp        34
 Shyra1353        31
 Brandon Martus        30
 Matt Attallah        30
 VGMasterShadow        30
 EricS-Team180        29
 DanielBCR        29
 Kyle45        29
 Jeff Waegelin        27
 Rich Kressly        26
 Nehalita        26
 Jessica Boucher        22
 Jacqui        20
 Squirrelrock        19
 Lil' Lavery        18
 Mike Ciance        18
 Alex Cormier        18
 Astronouth7303        15
 Robo hottie71        14
 Wayne Doenges        14
 Icurtis        14
 1Derboy        13
 Wetzel        13
 Marc P.        12
 Tom Schindler        12
 Steve W        11
 Alex Pelan        11
 Killerofkiller        11
 Denman        11
 Aignam        9
 Kyle        9
 Katy        8
 JamizzleHavok13        8
 Vivelation        8
 Jack Jones        7
 RogerR        7
 Meli W.        7
 George1083        6
 Andrew Rudolph        6
 ZACH P.        6
 Cyberguy34000        6
 TierraDelDiablo        6
 Al Skierkiewicz        5
 Barry Bonzack        5
 George56        5
 Katie Reynolds        5
 Stephen Kowski        5
 Ashley        4
 KathieK        4
 Ken Patton        4
 Tytus Gerrish        4
 Corey Balint        4
 CourtneyB        4
 IMDWalrus        4
 Jay Trzaskos        4
 Joe_P.        4
 Yan Wang        4
 David Kelly        3
 Ben Lauer        3
 DJ Fluck        3
 Karinka13        3
 Kayla13        3
 Lisa Perez        3
 Ogre        3
 Sakura141        3
 Tiffany34990        3
 Bryan D        2
 Cory        2
 DaBruteForceGuy        2
 Dillon Compton        2
 Ecarlson        2
 EnderofDragon        2
 Jake177        2
 Jdiwnab        2
 Jeff_Rice        2
 Joe Ross        2
 Joshua May        2
 Miketwalker        2
 Nobrakes8        2
 Santosh        2
 Tom Bottiglieri        2
 EricH        2
 Matt Krass        2
 Pat McCarthy        2
 Aaron Lussier        1
 Bill Gold        1
 Cdr1122334455        1
 Coco The Monkey        1
 Collin Fultz        1
 ElfMaster        1
 Eria4044        1
 JakeGallagher        1
 MATT_kaplan108        1
 NoRemorse        1
 Sanddrag        1
 StephLee        1
Before I get to this week's picture, there is something I have to cover. If you haven't read my signature, I'm headed to Maine for a month (more or less) to teach at a camp up there. I know there's internet access in the office, but I'm not sure if I will have enough free time up there to get the caption contest judged. (For reference, it took me the better part of half an hour to judge the last contest, which had about 22 valid entries. If a contest goes three pages, I'm in for a longer time.)

Luckily, I have a backup plan. I guess we'll make it a rule...

Quote:
Originally Posted by The OTHER Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule
If, in Billfred's judgement, he will be unable to administer the caption contest for a week, he may select one contestant to temporarily run the contest, including picture selection and judging. Since that contestant can't enter their own contest, they will receive their average score multiplied by the number of weeks they run the contest, rounded off.
Either way, here's this week's picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p1080082.html

And, whether I'm in charge or not, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

Go!!

Daniel Brim 19-06-2005 21:35
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
"Crud... I forgot the sunscreen" - Gary

[not an entry] The emaciated-looking kid in the orange shirt is me [/not an entry]

Arefin Bari 19-06-2005 21:35
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
::dave taking a picture of Gary and Heidi::

Gary: I told you that Heidi would take a picture with me.

Heidi: grrr... this old man... ::mumbles::

Dave: So Gary, you did say that you gave Heidi your last paycheck right?

Jay H 237 19-06-2005 21:53
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Heidi:

"Ummm.......Gary, do you mind not standing on the curb. You're really making me look short."

Gary:

"I'll step off the curb as soon as you step out of that pothole!"

Joe Matt 19-06-2005 22:07
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Wait Billfred, dont' you mean THIS ONE?

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p1080081.html

;)

Koko Ed 19-06-2005 22:12
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

"....please return the egg.
please return the egg.
please return the egg..."

JackN 19-06-2005 22:29
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Heidi(thought): Of all the people to get stuck by

Gary(thought): Of all the people to get stuck by

Conor Ryan 19-06-2005 22:32
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Gary: Alright, who photoshopped my head?

Katie Reynolds 19-06-2005 22:38
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Heidi: *thinks to self* "Next time I'll have to try the Jessica Boucher method ..."

EricH 19-06-2005 22:43
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Gary: "What on earth am I doing here? I could be doing something useful, like taking a nap."
Heidi: "You're becoming a photoshop victim. Don't leave, you'll ruin the picture."

richardp 19-06-2005 23:33
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Gary: "The things I have to go through to get a Dave button........"
Heidi: "Could be worse, I normally make people find Dave and sing you are my sunshine!"

<NOT ENTRY> To think I had a whole pocket full of those nice buttons :D. Also with the The OTHER Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule don't Heidi run the contest. I don't want to think of what she might pick :eek: " </NOT ENTRY>

Dorienne 20-06-2005 00:28
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Dave: (off-scene) Hey Gary, you're looking a little red in the face, what's wrong?

Gary: Well, for starters, Heidi's standing on my feet to make herself look taller...it's quite painful....

Dave: (steps in front behind cameraman to see perspective) ...Not working.

Gary Dillard 20-06-2005 08:32
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Gary and Heidi naively thought that being named "Webhug King and Queen" was an honor and it meant everyone loved them. When they found out people were making fun of them, they vowed to join forces and get even.

Ashley Christine 20-06-2005 14:22
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
FIRST: Making women's hair grow, and mens hair fall out.

Rich Wong 20-06-2005 14:36
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Dillard: “Dave, I can’t believe you are charging…..”

DaveL: “ Say Cheeeeeezzzz!” *click*

Dillard: “…. ME TEN dollars to take a picture with this plastic cut out of Heidi.
Billfred said you only charge him FIVE. Sounds like favoritism to me!!!”

Ian Curtis 20-06-2005 20:16
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
When Dillard lost the official SPAM barbie doll, he grabbed Heidi Foster and quickly took a picture with her to show fellow SPAMers that hope was not lost and a real life SPAM doll existed.

Bcahn836 20-06-2005 20:19
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Hedi- "How did you get your forehead so shiny?"
Gary- " Lots and Lots of turtle wax."

EddieMcD 20-06-2005 20:24
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
"Ah, the joys of being forced against your will to pose for the 50th Caption Contest..."

<not entry>Gotta offer congrats on hitting the big five-oh. Here's to another fifty. :)</not entry>

MissInformation 20-06-2005 22:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Boy, I left my computer at home and I'm still being plagued with spam male!

Mike Schroeder 20-06-2005 23:20
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Gary: Hedi buddy pal

Hedi: uh-oh

Gary, listen hear me out, woodie wouldn't let me have his pony tail, this heat is killing my scalp, can i borrow some of you hair *pulls out a pair of snips*

Wayne Doenges 24-06-2005 18:05
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Gary: God gave only 5% of the people intelligence, the rest he gave hair :ahh:
J/K

EricS-Team180 24-06-2005 21:11
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
...and now for something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! :D

Travis Hoffman 24-06-2005 22:33
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Sore losers Gary and Heidi pose together feigning happiness following their concession speeches to Travis at the Unofficial Caption Contest Victor's Party.


[NOT AN ENTRY] Will this contest ever come to an end? I say first to 500 pts. wins a Porsche. Billfred, better start fundraising now! :) [/NOT AN ENTRY]

Jessica Boucher 24-06-2005 22:37
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
As you can see here, Heidi + Gary Dillard != automatically funny picture.

DCA Fan 25-06-2005 03:11
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
And DanielBCR looks rather stoned in the background....

KathieK 25-06-2005 07:28
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Gary: "I really, really wanted one of those orange shirts..."
Hiedi: "Oh, just be quiet, Gary, and smile for the fans..."

dlavery 25-06-2005 14:28
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
... and here we have additional evidence supporting Newtons Second Law on the Conservation of Hair, which states that for a given universe there is a finite and constant volume of hair which is unevenly distributed throughout the environment. Any given change in the distribution of hair at one point will cause an equal and opposite change in distribution of hair at another point. Note that while these two points are typically distant enough from each other that they ultimately coexist in different individual creatures, there is a reasonable probability (generally beyond the 3-sigma range on a standard Gaussian distribution) that the points may be proximal and within the same individual creature. In such cases, Newtons Second Law on the Conservation of Hair generally results in a reduction of hair on the top of the head which is offset by emergent hair from the nose, ears, or back. For an example of this, we now turn to the following photograph and the subject on the left...

Alex Cormier 25-06-2005 14:39
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
"i hate pictures"

Billfred 25-06-2005 21:55
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
[NOT AN ENTRY] Will this contest ever come to an end? I say first to 500 pts. wins a Porsche. Billfred, better start fundraising now! :) [/NOT AN ENTRY]
Porsche...riiiiiight.

I was planning to make a few changes to things after contest #52 (which would be the one-year anniversary mark). One of those will probably involve archiving the scores, similar to how FIRST Jeopardy does it. Details will follow.

Billfred 26-06-2005 16:39
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 
Well, it looks like I might be able to run these things from Maine after all. I mean, if you have a free period and no car, all you can get to is downtown Bethel, Maine. And that isn't too much.

<memo to self: on my day off, convince someone with a car to go to FIRST Place, about two hours from here>

First place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by MissInformation
Boy, I left my computer at home and I'm still being plagued with spam male!
Second place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Katie Reynolds
Heidi: *thinks to self* "Next time I'll have to try the Jessica Boucher method ..."
Honorable mentions go to...

Jay H 237
1derboy
Dorienne 007
Gary Dillard
ashley
T. Hoffman (can an entry be valid if it's not accurate?)
Bcahn836
EddieMcD
Wayne Doenges
richardp
dlavery
KathieK

And the burn award...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessica Boucher
As you can see here, Heidi + Gary Dillard != automatically funny picture.
Here's the scores...

Code:
MissInformation        156
 T. Hoffman        148
 Gary Dillard        144
 Dlavery        121
 Dorienne 007        96
 Jay H 237        89
 Rich Wong        85
 Greencactus3        74
 Andy Baker        67
 DCA Fan        67
 Amanda Morrison        57
 Bcahn836        57
 JVN        54
 Koko Ed        54
 JosephM        52
 Tkwetzel        48
 Elgin Clock        46
 GateRunner        46
 Michelle 236        45
 Greg Needel        45
 Eugenia Gabrielov        45
 "Big Mike"        40
 EddieMcD        38
 Richardp        36
 Arefin Bari        36
 Shyra1353        31
 Brandon Martus        30
 EricS-Team180        30
 Matt Attallah        30
 VGMasterShadow        30
 DanielBCR        30
 Kyle45        29
 Jeff Waegelin        27
 Rich Kressly        26
 Nehalita        26
 Jessica Boucher        25
 Jacqui        20
 Squirrelrock        19
 Alex Cormier        19
 Lil' Lavery        18
 Mike Ciance        18
 Wayne Doenges        16
 1Derboy        15
 Icurtis        15
 Astronouth7303        15
 Robo hottie71        14
 Wetzel        13
 Marc P.        12
 Tom Schindler        12
 Steve W        11
 Alex Pelan        11
 Killerofkiller        11
 Denman        11
 Katie Reynolds        10
 Aignam        9
 Kyle        9
 Katy        8
 JamizzleHavok13        8
 Vivelation        8
 Jack Jones        7
 RogerR        7
 Meli W.        7
 Ashley        6
 George1083        6
 KathieK        6
 Andrew Rudolph        6
 ZACH P.        6
 Cyberguy34000        6
 TierraDelDiablo        6
 Al Skierkiewicz        5
 Barry Bonzack        5
 George56        5
 Stephen Kowski        5
 Ken Patton        4
 Tytus Gerrish        4
 Corey Balint        4
 CourtneyB        4
 IMDWalrus        4
 Jay Trzaskos        4
 Joe_P.        4
 Yan Wang        4
 David Kelly        3
 Ben Lauer        3
 DJ Fluck        3
 Karinka13        3
 Kayla13        3
 Lisa Perez        3
 Ogre        3
 Sakura141        3
 EricH        3
 Tiffany34990        3
 Bryan D        2
 Cory        2
 DaBruteForceGuy        2
 Dillon Compton        2
 Ecarlson        2
 EnderofDragon        2
 Jake177        2
 Jdiwnab        2
 Jeff_Rice        2
 Joe Ross        2
 Joshua May        2
 Miketwalker        2
 Nobrakes8        2
 Santosh        2
 Tom Bottiglieri        2
 Cdr1122334455        2
 Matt Krass        2
 Pat McCarthy        2
 Aaron Lussier        1
 Bill Gold        1
 Coco The Monkey        1
 Collin Fultz        1
 ElfMaster        1
 Eria4044        1
 JakeGallagher        1
 MATT_kaplan108        1
 NoRemorse        1
 Sanddrag        1
 StephLee        1
Onward!


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