CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

I believe the proper phrase for such an occasion is simple...w00t!

Here's the scores:

Before I get to this week's picture, there is something I have to cover. If you haven't read my signature, I'm headed to Maine for a month (more or less) to teach at a camp up there. I know there's internet access in the office, but I'm not sure if I will have enough free time up there to get the caption contest judged. (For reference, it took me the better part of half an hour to judge the last contest, which had about 22 valid entries. If a contest goes three pages, I'm in for a longer time.)

Luckily, I have a backup plan. I guess we'll make it a rule...

Either way, here's this week's picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p1080082.html

And, whether I'm in charge or not, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

Go!!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

"Crud... I forgot the sunscreen" - Gary

[not an entry] The emaciated-looking kid in the orange shirt is me [/not an entry]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

::dave taking a picture of Gary and Heidi::

Gary: I told you that Heidi would take a picture with me.

Heidi: grrr... this old man... ::mumbles::

Dave: So Gary, you did say that you gave Heidi your last paycheck right?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

Heidi:

"Ummm.......Gary, do you mind not standing on the curb. You're really making me look short."

Gary:

"I'll step off the curb as soon as you step out of that pothole!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

Wait Billfred, dont' you mean THIS ONE?

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p1080081.html

;)

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"....please return the egg.
please return the egg.
please return the egg..."

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Heidi(thought): Of all the people to get stuck by

Gary(thought): Of all the people to get stuck by

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Gary: Alright, who photoshopped my head?

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Heidi: *thinks to self* "Next time I'll have to try the Jessica Boucher method ..."

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Gary: "What on earth am I doing here? I could be doing something useful, like taking a nap."
Heidi: "You're becoming a photoshop victim. Don't leave, you'll ruin the picture."

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Gary: "The things I have to go through to get a Dave button........"
Heidi: "Could be worse, I normally make people find Dave and sing you are my sunshine!"

<NOT ENTRY> To think I had a whole pocket full of those nice buttons :D. Also with the The OTHER Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule don't Heidi run the contest. I don't want to think of what she might pick :eek: " </NOT ENTRY>

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Dave: (off-scene) Hey Gary, you're looking a little red in the face, what's wrong?

Gary: Well, for starters, Heidi's standing on my feet to make herself look taller...it's quite painful....

Dave: (steps in front behind cameraman to see perspective) ...Not working.

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Gary and Heidi naively thought that being named "Webhug King and Queen" was an honor and it meant everyone loved them. When they found out people were making fun of them, they vowed to join forces and get even.

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FIRST: Making women's hair grow, and mens hair fall out.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #50
 

Dillard: “Dave, I can’t believe you are charging…..”

DaveL: “ Say Cheeeeeezzzz!” *click*

Dillard: “…. ME TEN dollars to take a picture with this plastic cut out of Heidi.
Billfred said you only charge him FIVE. Sounds like favoritism to me!!!”