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Billfred 26-06-2005 16:46
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
...live from Maine. (Curtis: Nice state.)

Here's the scores:

Code:
MissInformation        156
 T. Hoffman        148
 Gary Dillard        144
 Dlavery        121
 Dorienne 007        96
 Jay H 237        89
 Rich Wong        85
 Greencactus3        74
 Andy Baker        67
 DCA Fan        67
 Amanda Morrison        57
 Bcahn836        57
 JVN        54
 Koko Ed        54
 JosephM        52
 Tkwetzel        48
 Elgin Clock        46
 GateRunner        46
 Michelle 236        45
 Greg Needel        45
 Eugenia Gabrielov        45
 "Big Mike"        40
 EddieMcD        38
 Richardp        36
 Arefin Bari        36
 Shyra1353        31
 Brandon Martus        30
 EricS-Team180        30
 Matt Attallah        30
 VGMasterShadow        30
 DanielBCR        30
 Kyle45        29
 Jeff Waegelin        27
 Rich Kressly        26
 Nehalita        26
 Jessica Boucher        25
 Jacqui        20
 Squirrelrock        19
 Alex Cormier        19
 Lil' Lavery        18
 Mike Ciance        18
 Wayne Doenges        16
 1Derboy        15
 Icurtis        15
 Astronouth7303        15
 Robo hottie71        14
 Wetzel        13
 Marc P.        12
 Tom Schindler        12
 Steve W        11
 Alex Pelan        11
 Killerofkiller        11
 Denman        11
 Katie Reynolds        10
 Aignam        9
 Kyle        9
 Katy        8
 JamizzleHavok13        8
 Vivelation        8
 Jack Jones        7
 RogerR        7
 Meli W.        7
 Ashley        6
 George1083        6
 KathieK        6
 Andrew Rudolph        6
 ZACH P.        6
 Cyberguy34000        6
 TierraDelDiablo        6
 Al Skierkiewicz        5
 Barry Bonzack        5
 George56        5
 Stephen Kowski        5
 Ken Patton        4
 Tytus Gerrish        4
 Corey Balint        4
 CourtneyB        4
 IMDWalrus        4
 Jay Trzaskos        4
 Joe_P.        4
 Yan Wang        4
 David Kelly        3
 Ben Lauer        3
 DJ Fluck        3
 Karinka13        3
 Kayla13        3
 Lisa Perez        3
 Ogre        3
 Sakura141        3
 EricH        3
 Tiffany34990        3
 Bryan D        2
 Cory        2
 DaBruteForceGuy        2
 Dillon Compton        2
 Ecarlson        2
 EnderofDragon        2
 Jake177        2
 Jdiwnab        2
 Jeff_Rice        2
 Joe Ross        2
 Joshua May        2
 Miketwalker        2
 Nobrakes8        2
 Santosh        2
 Tom Bottiglieri        2
 Cdr1122334455        2
 Matt Krass        2
 Pat McCarthy        2
 Aaron Lussier        1
 Bill Gold        1
 Coco The Monkey        1
 Collin Fultz        1
 ElfMaster        1
 Eria4044        1
 JakeGallagher        1
 MATT_kaplan108        1
 NoRemorse        1
 Sanddrag        1
 StephLee        1
And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=10667

One small change, though. I'm staying pretty busy in Maine, and I don't want to hold the contest up because I don't have time to judge it. (Right now I'm doing this during my free period, which is an hour. Not too long.) In order to make sure I have time, the deadline is midnight Friday, instead of the usual Saturday.

Go!!

Rich Wong 26-06-2005 17:02
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
Golden Pharaoh: “This is not the King Tut Exhibition!
Wizards of Staten Island, I believe you misunderstand me- I said First Boy King not FIRST Robot Game.”

Kyle Love 26-06-2005 17:05
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
Judge1: So uh....what talent does Rich Wong have again?
Judge2: It's not him....its the robots!
Judge1: AH! That's cool!!!!! I want one!

Ian Curtis 26-06-2005 17:17
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
In an effort to bring magical powers to their robot to beat the HOTBOT(though according to the rulebook it is strictly illegal) Team [name missing becuase I can't make out the team name] brought a mummy. Unfortuneatly the mummy was very angry after being taken from Egypt and quickly began cursing FIRSTers in the immediate area. The camera man was hit during this photo, thus explaining the shakeyness (is this the same camera man from contest #42?)

Arefin Bari 26-06-2005 17:38
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
::Judges Thinking::

Its fun to watch Andy Baker piggy back ride John V Neun while Paul Copioli is the Human Player. But its more fun to see Gary Dillard piggy back ride Heidi (she is sweating) while Dave Lavery is the human player.

Jay H 237 26-06-2005 17:41
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
FIRSTers get reminded yet again why it's a bad idea to consume large quantities of Mountain Dew and coffee before attempting to photograph a match.

KathieK 26-06-2005 18:50
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
Pharoah: "Yes, I'm impressed with your machinery handling these tetras... but despite what you think, this is not how the pyramids were built..."

Alex Cormier 26-06-2005 18:56
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
Woman judge reads paper; " Lost Pharaoh must be returned to Egypt by Wed. as it is up for sale!"
Man judge next to woman; "hmmm, I've seen him here somewhere, whats that big gold thing moving around there with all those pyramids....

JackN 26-06-2005 19:41
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
Pharoh "Yes my slave judges you will give us the Chairmens Award."

EricH 26-06-2005 20:44
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
Pharaoh: Hey, what's that scissors lift doing over there? It should be on the field capping and building my pyramid!
Judge 1: (to Judge 2) Did you hear that? I don't think that dude read the manual very well.
Judge 2: 'Course not. It wasn't written in ancient Egyptian, despite what the teams think.

Daniel Brim 26-06-2005 21:33
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
That's what you get for holding a regional in Las Vegas...

Travis Hoffman 26-06-2005 21:39
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
It is a proven fact that most cases of spontaneous mummification occur while waiting for the winners of each Triple Play match to be announced. DON'T BECOME THE NEXT VICTIM! Simpler rules + fewer penalties = A mummy-free FIRST.


[BLAH] Hey, I didn't have access to any local team forum. I might as well kill two birds with one stone. :rolleyes: [/BLAH]

Koko Ed 26-06-2005 21:47
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 

Pharaoh: Curse of a thousand plagues! This software is taking so long to post a score I could have another pyramid built in less time!

Jessica Boucher 26-06-2005 21:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
Although Woodie may look cool while taking pictures, he still needs some practice...

shyra1353 27-06-2005 10:40
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
reference to: http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=38386

Woodie's first picture .. He really needs to learn how to use that camera .. Maybe one of his students can teach him ... ...

Conor Ryan 27-06-2005 18:21
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
"All Bow to the Almighty 7 foot Tetra!" -Pharaoh to Judges at NYC regional

Ashley Christine 28-06-2005 14:05
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
Pharoah: "Oh Oh I want that one!! It can be my Queen, I will make her the best in all of the land of Egypt!"
Person-next-to-Pharoah: "Uh dude, you are a teenage boy in the 21st century, dressed as a Pharoah..."
Pharoah: "Noooooo! I am a Pharoah! I know I am! I mean look at my goooold!"
Person-next-to-Pharoah: "You mean your gold colored fabric?"
Pharoah: ::begins to cry::

Meanwhile...
The Judges watch as the first ever Princess of FIRST contest takes place.

[not part: and you thought he wanted a robot! :p]

EddieMcD 28-06-2005 17:50
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
Pharaoh: "That human cameraman is terrible! Replace him with one of my slave robots!
Advisor: "And what do we do with the human?"
Pharaoh: "Something menial... make him stack my pyramids!"

Gary Dillard 28-06-2005 19:57
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
The crowd can hardly contain its excitement while watching the exhilerating action of this year's autonomous mode.

MissInformation 29-06-2005 21:13
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
Judge #1: Okay guys, everyone stay cool... I can't be sure, but I think they've caught on to our pyramid scheme...
Judge #2: Impossible... what makes you think so?
Judge #1: Well, don't look now, but I think the guy behind us is a spy...

EricS-Team180 29-06-2005 21:44
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
...though the scrolls were lost in the Alexandria fire, hints of Pharaoh's strange exploits come to us in hushed whispers like desert zephyrs. The legends speak of his fondness for combining Egyptian beer and camel racing. The strangest tells of an elixir fueled mad dash towards a mirage into which the Pharaoh simply disappeared...only to re-appear several days later outside a local Luxor watering hole. Here we have the first evidence as to the truth behind this bizarre tale. Apparently the Pharaoh stumbled into a worm-hole linked to a 2005 F.I.R.S.T competition. We can further corroborate this space-time adventure with a rash of pyramid building after his return. Oddly enough the 'glyphs of the time period refer to these pyramids as "tetras".

richardp 30-06-2005 21:05
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
Pharaoh:"This is the worst attempt at pyramids I have ever seen. They are too small and have holes in them! When I die even if I have to be put in these bad attempts at pyramids I hope I get lifted into the bright light like that guy over there (referring to the lift)."

<NOT ENTRY>
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arefin Bari
... Dave Lavery is the human player
Dave is going to IRI and there is a mentor only match (so is Heidi now to find Gary Dillard) </NOT ENTRY>

Wayne Doenges 01-07-2005 15:19
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
King Tut, Boy King looks on in awe as non-humans move and stack pyramids. "If I had these wondrous machine, I could have built three times as many pyramids and I wouldn't have had to feed them."

Andy Baker 01-07-2005 15:55
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
Lady judge w/ white pants:
"I'll give the King Tut kid an 'A' for effort, but it he's got nuthin' on Steve Martin"


AB

DCA Fan 02-07-2005 00:38
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
King Tut examines the game as he gets his master mathematicians to calculate the size of the tetra needed to cap one of his pyramids.

dlavery 03-07-2005 00:00
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
They told Pharaoh that his team was losing, but he refused to believe them. He was in de Nile.

-dave

Billfred 03-07-2005 16:49
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51
 
Alright, maybe I'm just being a softy, but I'm going to allow Dave and George's entries for two reasons:

a) Nobody, myself included, seems to remember a Friday deadline.
b) I'm too busy to worry about such things.

With that said, first place goes to...

Quote:
Originally Posted by DanielBCR
That's what you get for holding a regional in Las Vegas...
Second place goes to...

Quote:
Originally Posted by dlavery
They told Pharaoh that his team was losing, but he refused to believe them. He was in de Nile.
Honorable mentions go to...

Andy Baker
Jessica Boucher
iCurtis
KathieK
EricH
Wayne Doenges
Jay H 237
T. Hoffman
ashley
Gary Dillard
MissInformation

And the burn award...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Koko Ed
Pharaoh: Curse of a thousand plagues! This software is taking so long to post a score I could have another pyramid built in less time!
So here's the scores...

Code:
MissInformation        158
 T. Hoffman        150
 Gary Dillard        146
 Dlavery        126
 Dorienne 007        96
 Jay H 237        91
 Rich Wong        86
 Greencactus3        74
 Andy Baker        69
 DCA Fan        68
 Koko Ed        57
 Amanda Morrison        57
 Bcahn836        57
 JVN        54
 JosephM        52
 Tkwetzel        48
 Elgin Clock        46
 GateRunner        46
 Michelle 236        45
 Greg Needel        45
 Eugenia Gabrielov        45
 DanielBCR        40
 "Big Mike"        40
 EddieMcD        39
 Richardp        37
 Arefin Bari        37
 Shyra1353        32
 EricS-Team180        31
 Brandon Martus        30
 Matt Attallah        30
 VGMasterShadow        30
 Kyle45        30
 Jeff Waegelin        27
 Jessica Boucher        27
 Rich Kressly        26
 Nehalita        26
 Jacqui        20
 Alex Cormier        20
 Squirrelrock        19
 Lil' Lavery        18
 Mike Ciance        18
 Wayne Doenges        18
 Icurtis        17
 1Derboy        16
 Astronouth7303        15
 Robo hottie71        14
 Wetzel        13
 Marc P.        12
 Tom Schindler        12
 Steve W        11
 Alex Pelan        11
 Killerofkiller        11
 Denman        11
 Katie Reynolds        10
 Aignam        9
 Kyle        9
 Ashley        8
 KathieK        8
 Katy        8
 JamizzleHavok13        8
 Vivelation        8
 Jack Jones        7
 RogerR        7
 Meli W.        7
 George1083        6
 Andrew Rudolph        6
 ZACH P.        6
 Cyberguy34000        6
 TierraDelDiablo        6
 Al Skierkiewicz        5
 Barry Bonzack        5
 George56        5
 Stephen Kowski        5
 EricH        5
 Ken Patton        4
 Tytus Gerrish        4
 Corey Balint        4
 CourtneyB        4
 IMDWalrus        4
 Jay Trzaskos        4
 Joe_P.        4
 Yan Wang        4
 David Kelly        3
 Ben Lauer        3
 DJ Fluck        3
 Karinka13        3
 Kayla13        3
 Lisa Perez        3
 Ogre        3
 Sakura141        3
 Cdr1122334455        3
 Tiffany34990        3
 Bryan D        2
 Cory        2
 DaBruteForceGuy        2
 Dillon Compton        2
 Ecarlson        2
 EnderofDragon        2
 Jake177        2
 Jdiwnab        2
 Jeff_Rice        2
 Joe Ross        2
 Joshua May        2
 Miketwalker        2
 Nobrakes8        2
 Santosh        2
 Tom Bottiglieri        2
 Matt Krass        2
 Pat McCarthy        2
 Aaron Lussier        1
 Bill Gold        1
 Coco The Monkey        1
 Collin Fultz        1
 ElfMaster        1
 Eria4044        1
 JakeGallagher        1
 MATT_kaplan108        1
 NoRemorse        1
 Sanddrag        1
 StephLee        1
Will Travis be able to pull out the title for the first year of caption contests? Find out...soon!


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