| Billfred |
10-07-2005 22:02 |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
Goodness gracious, what is this? Make Billfred Work Day?
In what may be the hardest caption contest to judge yet, first place goes to...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katie Reynolds
Dave: *thinks* My pit-crew in a box idea is genius, I tell you - pure genius!
Dave (to crew): "Alright guys - remember to pack some food and water in that crate with you, 'cause you're going to have to wait until Thursday morning to be let out."
Disgruntled Student: "What?!"
Dave: "Hey, the only thing we can uncrate Wednesday is the robot."
Student: "Aww, this sucks!"
Dave: "Hey, I didn't write the rul- well ... on second thought, I might've had a *little* something to do with it ..."
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Second place goes to...
Quote:
Originally Posted by iCurtis
When it became apparent that Billfred was going to A. assign Heidi -infinity points, or allow Travis to win the final caption contest just to get on Heidi's nerves, MissInformation decided to do something about it. She gathered 16 other members of 116 and they all climbed into the former robot crate which was then boarded up and shipped to Billfreezyfosheezzywithaglassoflemoneezy Industries. Heidi thought that they would arrive inconspiciously, and Billfred would carry the box into his house, at which point they would sneak out and change the caption contest scores and irreversibly alter Billfred's mind. They're still in the box waiting outside his house becuase they forgot to take into account the fact that Billfred is in Maine.
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Honorable mentions go to...
1) Alex Cormier
2) 1derboy
3) Koko Ed
4) spears312
5) KathieK
6) Dave Scheck
7) Gary Dillard
8) EddieMcD
9) Jay H 237
10) Al Skierkiewicz
11) EricS-Team180
12) sanddrag
13) dlavery
And the burn award...
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissInformation
Building a crate for robot: $500
Building a working robot: $3,000
Locking your students in a crate so that you can get some real work done: Priceless!
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Meaning the final scores for year one are:
Code:
Name Total Team Wins Seconds H.M. Burn Single Avg. Score
MissInformation 160 116 5 6 31 5 3 3.2
T. Hoffman 151 48 7 2 26 5 4 3.43
Gary Dillard 148 180 4 8 27 4 2 3.29
Dlavery 128 116 4 4 26 4 4 3.05
Dorienne 007 97 7 2 4 16 4 13 2.49
Jay H 237 93 237 2 0 29 1 12 2.11
Rich Wong 87 0 2 3 21 0 10 2.42
Greencactus3 74 1481 3 1 14 0 11 2.55
Andy Baker 69 45 1 3 16 1 9 2.3
DCA Fan 68 294 1 0 17 0 24 1.62
Koko Ed 59 191 2 0 14 1 8 2.36
Bcahn836 58 836 0 0 15 1 25 1.41
Amanda Morrison 57 71 0 4 16 0 5 2.28
JVN 54 229 3 0 6 2 6 3.18
JosephM 52 384 1 0 16 0 10 1.93
Tkwetzel 48 116 0 0 12 3 15 1.6
Elgin Clock 46 237 1 2 10 0 6 2.42
GateRunner 46 180 1 0 14 0 8 2
Michelle 236 45 236 1 3 8 1 1 3.21
Greg Needel 45 73 1 1 13 0 4 2.37
Eugenia Gabrielov 45 461 1 0 10 0 15 1.73
DanielBCR 41 294 1 0 9 0 13 1.78
EddieMcD 41 0 0 1 10 1 13 1.64
"Big Mike" 40 25 0 1 9 2 11 1.74
Richardp 38 116 1 0 11 0 6 2.11
Arefin Bari 38 108 0 0 11 1 13 1.52
EricS-Team180 33 180 1 1 6 0 6 2.36
Shyra1353 32 771 0 1 8 1 8 1.78
Brandon Martus 30 47 2 0 4 0 2 3.75
Matt Attallah 30 5 0 0 5 4 8 1.76
VGMasterShadow 30 1073 0 1 7 0 11 1.58
Kyle45 30 45 0 0 6 0 18 1.25
Jeff Waegelin 27 201 1 1 5 0 2 3
Jessica Boucher 27 0 0 0 11 1 2 1.93
Rich Kressly 26 0 1 0 7 0 2 2.6
Nehalita 26 1345 0 1 6 0 9 1.63
Icurtis 22 1276 0 1 5 0 7 1.69
Alex Cormier 22 1126 0 0 5 0 12 1.29
Katie Reynolds 20 857 1 1 2 0 1 4
Jacqui 20 84 0 0 8 1 1 2
Squirrelrock 19 617 0 0 5 0 9 1.36
Lil' Lavery 18 116 1 1 1 0 1 4.5
Mike Ciance 18 25 1 0 4 0 0 3.6
1Derboy 18 494 1 0 2 0 4 2.57
Wayne Doenges 18 1501 0 0 5 2 2 2
Astronouth7303 15 1227 0 0 3 0 9 1.25
Robo hottie71 14 1675 0 0 5 1 1 2
Wetzel 13 0 0 0 5 0 3 1.63
Marc P. 12 38 0 1 3 0 1 2.4
Tom Schindler 12 0 0 0 4 0 4 1.5
Steve W 11 188 0 0 5 0 1 1.83
Alex Pelan 11 177 0 0 4 0 3 1.57
Killerofkiller 11 180 0 0 4 0 3 1.57
Denman 11 759 0 0 3 0 5 1.38
KathieK 10 173 0 0 5 0 0 2
Ashley 9 1559 0 0 4 0 1 1.8
Aignam 9 1257 0 0 3 0 3 1.5
Kyle 9 365 0 0 3 0 3 1.5
Katy 8 360 0 0 3 0 2 1.6
JamizzleHavok13 8 7 0 0 2 0 4 1.33
Vivelation 8 192 0 0 2 0 4 1.33
Al Skierkiewicz 7 111 0 0 3 0 1 1.75
Jack Jones 7 1213 0 0 2 0 3 1.4
RogerR 7 1369 0 0 2 0 3 1.4
Meli W. 7 86 0 0 1 0 5 1.17
George1083 6 1083 0 0 3 0 0 2
Andrew Rudolph 6 1083 0 0 2 0 2 1.5
ZACH P. 6 321 0 0 2 0 2 1.5
Cyberguy34000 6 662 0 0 1 0 4 1.2
EricH 6 330 0 0 1 0 4 1.2
TierraDelDiablo 6 639 0 0 0 0 6 1
Barry Bonzack 5 1604 0 0 2 0 1 1.67
George56 5 116 0 0 2 0 1 1.67
Stephen Kowski 5 1369 0 0 2 0 1 1.67
Ken Patton 4 65 0 0 2 0 0 2
Tytus Gerrish 4 179 0 0 2 0 0 2
Corey Balint 4 25 0 0 1 0 2 1.33
CourtneyB 4 111 0 0 1 0 2 1.33
IMDWalrus 4 818 0 0 1 0 2 1.33
Jay Trzaskos 4 229 0 0 1 0 2 1.33
Joe_P. 4 1167 0 0 1 0 2 1.33
Yan Wang 4 639 0 0 1 0 2 1.33
Cdr1122334455 4 1403 0 0 0 0 4 1
David Kelly 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 3
Ben Lauer 3 0 0 0 1 0 1 1.5
DJ Fluck 3 1646 0 0 1 0 1 1.5
Karinka13 3 433 0 0 1 0 1 1.5
Kayla13 3 771 0 0 1 0 1 1.5
Lisa Perez 3 573 0 0 1 0 1 1.5
Ogre 3 173 0 0 1 0 1 1.5
Sakura141 3 141 0 0 1 0 1 1.5
Sanddrag 3 696 0 0 1 0 1 1.5
Matt Krass 3 263 0 0 0 0 3 1
Pat McCarthy 3 67 0 0 0 0 3 1
Tiffany34990 3 180 0 0 0 0 3 1
Bryan D 2 1305 0 0 1 0 0 2
Cory 2 100 0 0 1 0 0 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2 810 0 0 1 0 0 2
Dave Scheck 2 111 0 0 1 0 0 2
Dillon Compton 2 1394 0 0 1 0 0 2
Ecarlson 2 116 0 0 1 0 0 2
EnderofDragon 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 2
Jake177 2 190 0 0 1 0 0 2
Jdiwnab 2 617 0 0 1 0 0 2
Jeff_Rice 2 1359 0 0 1 0 0 2
Joe Ross 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 2
Joshua May 2 1110 0 0 1 0 0 2
Miketwalker 2 21 0 0 1 0 0 2
Nobrakes8 2 1071 0 0 1 0 0 2
Santosh 2 1002 0 0 1 0 0 2
Spears312 2 312 0 0 1 0 0 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2 195 0 0 1 0 0 2
Aaron Lussier 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
Bill Gold 1 254 0 0 0 0 1 1
Coco The Monkey 1 365 0 0 0 0 1 1
Collin Fultz 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
ElfMaster 1 1212 0 0 0 0 1 1
Eria4044 1 935 0 0 0 0 1 1
JakeGallagher 1 134 0 0 0 0 1 1
KarenH 1 330 0 0 0 0 1 1
MATT_kaplan108 1 108 0 0 0 0 1 1
NoRemorse 1 1023 0 0 0 0 1 1
StephLee 1 1629 0 0 0 0 1 1
Xzvrw2 1 65 0 0 0 0 1 1
Some of the numbers may have shifted over--sorry!
I should probably tip my hat to a few folks at this point. All awards should be construed as the level of paper plate awards, paper plate not included. Void where prohibited and all that.
Year 1 Champion: Heidi Foster
Year 1 Runner-Up: Travis Hoffman
Most Wins: Travis Hoffman (7)
Most Seconds: Gary Dillard (8)
Most Burn Awards: Heidi Foster and Travis Hoffman (5 each)
Fewest Singles in the Top 10: Gary Dillard (2 out of 45 entries)
Funniest Team: NASA Headquarters/SAIC & Herndon High School, better known as 116. (Of the 2,662 points awarded this year, they scored 399, 15% of the total.)
Onward....to year two! |
