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Billfred 03-07-2005 16:55
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Does it scare anyone else that it's been a year since this thing got started?

In any case, here are the scores...

Code:
MissInformation        158
 T. Hoffman        150
 Gary Dillard        146
 Dlavery        126
 Dorienne 007        96
 Jay H 237        91
 Rich Wong        86
 Greencactus3        74
 Andy Baker        69
 DCA Fan        68
 Koko Ed        57
 Amanda Morrison        57
 Bcahn836        57
 JVN        54
 JosephM        52
 Tkwetzel        48
 Elgin Clock        46
 GateRunner        46
 Michelle 236        45
 Greg Needel        45
 Eugenia Gabrielov        45
 DanielBCR        40
 "Big Mike"        40
 EddieMcD        39
 Richardp        37
 Arefin Bari        37
 Shyra1353        32
 EricS-Team180        31
 Brandon Martus        30
 Matt Attallah        30
 VGMasterShadow        30
 Kyle45        30
 Jeff Waegelin        27
 Jessica Boucher        27
 Rich Kressly        26
 Nehalita        26
 Jacqui        20
 Alex Cormier        20
 Squirrelrock        19
 Lil' Lavery        18
 Mike Ciance        18
 Wayne Doenges        18
 Icurtis        17
 1Derboy        16
 Astronouth7303        15
 Robo hottie71        14
 Wetzel        13
 Marc P.        12
 Tom Schindler        12
 Steve W        11
 Alex Pelan        11
 Killerofkiller        11
 Denman        11
 Katie Reynolds        10
 Aignam        9
 Kyle        9
 Ashley        8
 KathieK        8
 Katy        8
 JamizzleHavok13        8
 Vivelation        8
 Jack Jones        7
 RogerR        7
 Meli W.        7
 George1083        6
 Andrew Rudolph        6
 ZACH P.        6
 Cyberguy34000        6
 TierraDelDiablo        6
 Al Skierkiewicz        5
 Barry Bonzack        5
 George56        5
 Stephen Kowski        5
 EricH        5
 Ken Patton        4
 Tytus Gerrish        4
 Corey Balint        4
 CourtneyB        4
 IMDWalrus        4
 Jay Trzaskos        4
 Joe_P.        4
 Yan Wang        4
 David Kelly        3
 Ben Lauer        3
 DJ Fluck        3
 Karinka13        3
 Kayla13        3
 Lisa Perez        3
 Ogre        3
 Sakura141        3
 Cdr1122334455        3
 Tiffany34990        3
 Bryan D        2
 Cory        2
 DaBruteForceGuy        2
 Dillon Compton        2
 Ecarlson        2
 EnderofDragon        2
 Jake177        2
 Jdiwnab        2
 Jeff_Rice        2
 Joe Ross        2
 Joshua May        2
 Miketwalker        2
 Nobrakes8        2
 Santosh        2
 Tom Bottiglieri        2
 Matt Krass        2
 Pat McCarthy        2
 Aaron Lussier        1
 Bill Gold        1
 Coco The Monkey        1
 Collin Fultz        1
 ElfMaster        1
 Eria4044        1
 JakeGallagher        1
 MATT_kaplan108        1
 NoRemorse        1
 Sanddrag        1
 StephLee        1
And to wrap up the first year, I had to make things interesting...

http://www.team116.org/2002/CrateStuff.mov (.mov, 610 kb)

Go!!

sanddrag 03-07-2005 17:09
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Nerds in a box! Collect all 17! Order yours today!

Matt Krass 03-07-2005 17:53
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
That's low Dave, locking the entire team in the crate just so you can have all the KKs!

Jay H 237 03-07-2005 18:58
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Due to the lack of fundraising initiative, 116 was forced to travel by way of FedEx instead of United Airlines.

KarenH 03-07-2005 19:22
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Hey! What happened to the 2,000 boxes of Krispy Kremes I ordered??

MissInformation 03-07-2005 21:11
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Building a crate for robot: $500
Building a working robot: $3,000
Locking your students in a crate so that you can get some real work done: Priceless!

EricH 03-07-2005 21:50
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
At least 1 dozen clowns in a circus VW has nothing on 17 clowning nerds in a crate, particularly if one of them is Heidi and they are all on Dave's team!

Pat McCarthy 03-07-2005 23:13
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
According to the 2006 game manual, the pit crew must be shipped in a crate at the same time as the crate that contains the usual robot and batteries.

spears312 03-07-2005 23:35
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Thats wierd... Why does team 116 have two boxes sitting in their pit area?

Daniel Brim 04-07-2005 05:53
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
116's crate might work better if they add a back...

Al Skierkiewicz 04-07-2005 08:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Team 116 demonstrates a new idea on keeping students involved. It might have worked but for one problem. Although the test failed it did spawn team rule #101, use of personal hygene products is encouraged for all team building events.

Rich Wong 04-07-2005 11:34
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
February 14, 2005 (one week before shipping deadline):

Team 116 Captain “Dave, Dave,…. What, what are we going to do?!
It is hopeless….
More than half the team is out sick…..
The transmission is not completed, autonomous mode is unfinished and the arm is only half done.
We are never going to make the ship date.”

Dave: “Hmmm…..
I hate to do this but I have no choice.
We have to breakout the BACKUP-Team 116.
Let's uncrate them now……”

(Entry inspired by a scene from the “Match of the Wooden Soldiers" with Laurel & Hardy)

Travis Hoffman 04-07-2005 16:16
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Dave on one of his better days (his morning medication only lets him simultaneously express four of his multiple personalities - Snoop Dogg wannabe, slack-jawed yokel, high school freshman AIM addict, and NASA engineer):

"Y'all better dig out the wax from ur ears, yo - i didn't know my 'Think outside the bizzox' speech wood be so hard for u geniouses to comprehendizzle! Fo sheezy, get out o' there and get back to work, ppl!!!!! Wait......on second thought, get back in da crate, homies! Congradulations, i'm sending y'uns on a permanent vacation to Tempel 1 cuz peep dis - i wanna bust out wit my secret clone army of Herndon students, who will pwn j00 all. OMG, like, my ultimate dream will soon be realized, as their all programmed to listen only to me. Y'all never listen to ur parents anyway, so I reckon they won't even know the difference!!! Holla! LOLOLOLOLOLOL............. ROTFLMAO............. Throw me a frickin' clone here! I'm outy, dangnubbit - I gotta change the tire on my house....TTYL!"

Koko Ed 04-07-2005 22:14
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Man these budget cuts are starting to cut really deep!

Alex Cormier 04-07-2005 22:35
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
team 116 asks FIRST Q&A:
"Is it really that bad/illegal to ship teammates with the robot to get it finished?"

Arefin Bari 04-07-2005 22:56
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Dave: Oh yeah... I designed something very cool and it is SOOOO simple.

::Audience waiting::

Dave: Finally I present to you our "the locked up" students. Yup, 17 of them can fit in there at once, very easy to ship it anywhere in the world. I gotta check back on chiefdelphi, there was some team who needed more team members.

:: puts a sign on the forehead::

"I donate Nerds" :p

Dorienne 04-07-2005 23:54
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Dave: OKAY! You can't fool me! WHERE'S THE HIDDEN DOOR?!

Dave Scheck 05-07-2005 10:41
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
After a lack of design ideas (and air), Team 116 decides to think outside of the box.

EddieMcD 06-07-2005 08:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Dave: "I thought Boxing Day was before kickoff..."

<not an entry>
Yet another congrats goes to Billfred, this time for hitting the one-year mark.
::salutes::
</not an entry>

Gary Dillard 06-07-2005 16:23
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
The Herndon High School upper level math class demonstration to support their argument that 34 feet is a unit of volume rather than length didn't work; although the teacher gave them an "A" for effort, they still got an "F" for technical ability and had to repeat the class.

EricS-Team180 08-07-2005 09:05
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
...Gary finishes his post and begins thinking...
"gotta outdo Lavery...gotta outdo Lavery...gotta outdo Lavery"

he eyes the "lunch line" cans of SPAM spanning his desk...hmmm

"Would Gilligan fit? ... naahhh way too big....how about Tiff? ...hmmm....smaller but still too big...maybe some of Bruces's Lego Leaguers! ...may need a shoe horn...may need a jumbo size can ...hmmm
may need some photoshopping advice from Heidi ..."

Katie Reynolds 08-07-2005 10:08
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Dave: *thinks* My pit-crew in a box idea is genius, I tell you - pure genius!

Dave (to crew): "Alright guys - remember to pack some food and water in that crate with you, 'cause you're going to have to wait until Thursday morning to be let out."

Disgruntled Student: "What?!"

Dave: "Hey, the only thing we can uncrate Wednesday is the robot."

Student: "Aww, this sucks!"

Dave: "Hey, I didn't write the rul- well ... on second thought, I might've had a *little* something to do with it ..."

Conor Ryan 08-07-2005 10:16
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Dave's New Shirt:
"My Other Team is in the Crate"

richardp 08-07-2005 15:03
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
116 Student: " Ok so the fact still remains that we cant fit all 20 pit/flight students in the crate"
Dave: "Ok are you happy now where are my the KK's? Pay up!"
116 Student: "What if we send one of us out and have four people close the crate and now all we need to do is get Dave in here and by the time we get to Annapolis I am sure we can win back our bet!"

<NOT ENTRY> I wonder why Dave hasn't posted yet? </NOT ENTRY>

dlavery 09-07-2005 08:55
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Clown College Curriculum:

Clowns In a Car 101: Practical lessons on how to execute the classic “too many clowns in too small a car” gag. Lectures will cover topics such as "What NOT To Eat The Night Before," "The Atkins Diet Has Nothing On Us!," "Pack ‘Em In ‘Till They Scream Like 4-Year-Old Girls," "Stuffing Bozo Into A Tear in the Time-Space Continuum," "Teaching Chuckles To Breathe IN." Lab sessions will feature practice sessions fitting the entire class into successively smaller spaces, starting with large bathrooms, working through packing crates, phone booths, to Cooper Minis. The practical final exam will be an attempt to fit the entire class into a shoe box.

KathieK 09-07-2005 09:11
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Student: "Wow, when Dave said something about a Human Transporter experiment, I thought he was talking about a Segway, not the 'Beam Me Up, Scotty' kind..."

Ashley Christine 09-07-2005 11:23
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
[ashley is sad because her computer is icky and doesnt support most media files nowa days]

but, reading everyone else's I will make a creative entry...


Sign on the outside of box: Please do not pet the animals.

Ian Curtis 09-07-2005 11:39
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
[Although its obivious I'll put it here anyways... NOT AN ENTRY]
Ashley if you want to change your entry it is 17 people (one of which is Heidi Foster) crammed in a robot crate. [/not entry]

When it became apparent that Billfred was going to A. assign Heidi -infinity points, or allow Travis to win the final caption contest just to get on Heidi's nerves, MissInformation decided to do something about it. She gathered 16 other members of 116 and they all climbed into the former robot crate which was then boarded up and shipped to Billfreezyfosheezzywithaglassoflemoneezy Industries. Heidi thought that they would arrive inconspiciously, and Billfred would carry the box into his house, at which point they would sneak out and change the caption contest scores and irreversibly alter Billfred's mind. They're still in the box waiting outside his house becuase they forgot to take into account the fact that Billfred is in Maine.

[WOOT! 500 posts!]

xzvrw2 09-07-2005 11:43
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
"I wonder if we're over weight"

Bcahn836 09-07-2005 12:26
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
So when does the FedEx truck come again?

JackN 09-07-2005 18:08
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
116 took 341's "Team in a Box" to a whole new level.

Billfred 10-07-2005 22:02
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52
 
Goodness gracious, what is this? Make Billfred Work Day?

In what may be the hardest caption contest to judge yet, first place goes to...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Katie Reynolds
Dave: *thinks* My pit-crew in a box idea is genius, I tell you - pure genius!

Dave (to crew): "Alright guys - remember to pack some food and water in that crate with you, 'cause you're going to have to wait until Thursday morning to be let out."

Disgruntled Student: "What?!"

Dave: "Hey, the only thing we can uncrate Wednesday is the robot."

Student: "Aww, this sucks!"

Dave: "Hey, I didn't write the rul- well ... on second thought, I might've had a *little* something to do with it ..."
Second place goes to...

Quote:
Originally Posted by iCurtis
When it became apparent that Billfred was going to A. assign Heidi -infinity points, or allow Travis to win the final caption contest just to get on Heidi's nerves, MissInformation decided to do something about it. She gathered 16 other members of 116 and they all climbed into the former robot crate which was then boarded up and shipped to Billfreezyfosheezzywithaglassoflemoneezy Industries. Heidi thought that they would arrive inconspiciously, and Billfred would carry the box into his house, at which point they would sneak out and change the caption contest scores and irreversibly alter Billfred's mind. They're still in the box waiting outside his house becuase they forgot to take into account the fact that Billfred is in Maine.
Honorable mentions go to...

1) Alex Cormier
2) 1derboy
3) Koko Ed
4) spears312
5) KathieK
6) Dave Scheck
7) Gary Dillard
8) EddieMcD
9) Jay H 237
10) Al Skierkiewicz
11) EricS-Team180
12) sanddrag
13) dlavery

And the burn award...

Quote:
Originally Posted by MissInformation
Building a crate for robot: $500
Building a working robot: $3,000
Locking your students in a crate so that you can get some real work done: Priceless!
Meaning the final scores for year one are:

Code:
Name                Total        Team        Wins Seconds        H.M.        Burn Single        Avg. Score

 MissInformation        160 116        5        6 31        5        3        3.2
T. Hoffman        151        48        7 2        26        5 4        3.43
Gary Dillard        148        180        4 8        27        4 2        3.29
Dlavery        128        116        4 4        26        4 4        3.05
Dorienne 007        97        7        2 4        16        4 13        2.49
Jay H 237        93        237        2 0        29        1 12        2.11
Rich Wong        87        0        2 3        21        0 10        2.42
Greencactus3        74        1481        3 1        14        0 11        2.55
Andy Baker        69        45        1 3        16        1 9        2.3
DCA Fan                68 294        1        0 17        0        24        1.62
Koko Ed                59 191        2        0 14        1        8        2.36
Bcahn836        58        836        0 0        15        1 25        1.41
Amanda Morrison        57 71        0        4 16        0        5        2.28
JVN        54        229        3 0        6        2 6        3.18
JosephM                52 384        1        0 16        0        10        1.93
Tkwetzel        48        116        0 0        12        3 15        1.6
Elgin Clock        46        237        1 2        10        0 6        2.42
GateRunner        46        180        1 0        14        0 8        2
Michelle 236        45        236        1 3        8        1 1        3.21
Greg Needel        45        73        1 1        13        0 4        2.37
Eugenia Gabrielov        45 461        1        0 10        0        15        1.73
DanielBCR        41        294        1 0        9        0 13        1.78
EddieMcD        41        0        0 1        10        1 13        1.64
"Big Mike"        40        25        0 1        9        2 11        1.74
Richardp        38        116        1 0        11        0 6        2.11
Arefin Bari        38        108        0 0        11        1 13        1.52
EricS-Team180        33        180        1 1        6        0 6        2.36
Shyra1353        32        771        0 1        8        1 8        1.78
Brandon Martus        30        47        2 0        4        0 2        3.75
Matt Attallah        30        5        0 0        5        4 8        1.76
VGMasterShadow        30        1073        0 1        7        0 11        1.58
Kyle45                30        45        0 0        6        0 18        1.25
Jeff Waegelin        27        201        1 1        5        0 2        3
Jessica Boucher        27 0        0        0 11        1        2        1.93
Rich Kressly        26        0        1 0        7        0 2        2.6
Nehalita        26        1345        0 1        6        0 9        1.63
Icurtis                22 1276        0        1 5        0        7        1.69
Alex Cormier        22        1126        0 0        5        0 12        1.29
Katie Reynolds        20        857        1 1        2        0 1        4
Jacqui                20        84        0 0        8        1 1        2
Squirrelrock        19        617        0 0        5        0 9        1.36
Lil' Lavery        18        116        1 1        1        0 1        4.5
Mike Ciance        18        25        1 0        4        0 0        3.6
1Derboy                18 494        1        0 2        0        4        2.57
Wayne Doenges        18        1501        0 0        5        2 2        2
Astronouth7303        15        1227        0 0        3        0 9        1.25
Robo hottie71        14        1675        0 0        5        1 1        2
Wetzel                13        0        0 0        5        0 3        1.63
Marc P.                12 38        0        1 3        0        1        2.4
Tom Schindler        12        0        0 0        4        0 4        1.5
Steve W                11 188        0        0 5        0        1        1.83
Alex Pelan        11        177        0 0        4        0 3        1.57
Killerofkiller        11        180        0 0        4        0 3        1.57
Denman                11        759        0 0        3        0 5        1.38
KathieK                10 173        0        0 5        0        0        2
Ashley                9        1559        0 0        4        0 1        1.8
Aignam                9        1257        0 0        3        0 3        1.5
Kyle                9        365        0 0        3        0 3        1.5
Katy                8        360        0 0        3        0 2        1.6
JamizzleHavok13        8 7        0        0 2        0        4        1.33
Vivelation        8        192        0 0        2        0 4        1.33
Al Skierkiewicz        7 111        0        0 3        0        1        1.75
Jack Jones        7        1213        0 0        2        0 3        1.4
RogerR                7        1369        0 0        2        0 3        1.4
Meli W.                7 86        0        0 1        0        5        1.17
George1083        6        1083        0 0        3        0 0        2
Andrew Rudolph        6        1083        0 0        2        0 2        1.5
ZACH P.                6 321        0        0 2        0        2        1.5
Cyberguy34000        6        662        0 0        1        0 4        1.2
EricH                6        330        0 0        1        0 4        1.2
TierraDelDiablo        6 639        0        0 0        0        6        1
Barry Bonzack        5        1604        0 0        2        0 1        1.67
George56                5 116        0        0 2        0        1        1.67
Stephen Kowski        5        1369        0 0        2        0 1        1.67
Ken Patton        4        65        0 0        2        0 0        2
Tytus Gerrish        4        179        0 0        2        0 0        2
Corey Balint        4        25        0 0        1        0 2        1.33
CourtneyB        4        111        0 0        1        0 2        1.33
IMDWalrus        4        818        0 0        1        0 2        1.33
Jay Trzaskos        4        229        0 0        1        0 2        1.33
Joe_P.                4        1167        0 0        1        0 2        1.33
Yan Wang                4 639        0        0 1        0        2        1.33
Cdr1122334455        4        1403        0 0        0        0 4        1
David Kelly        3        0        0 0        0        1 0        3
Ben Lauer        3        0        0 0        1        0 1        1.5
DJ Fluck                3 1646        0        0 1        0        1        1.5
Karinka13        3        433        0 0        1        0 1        1.5
Kayla13                3 771        0        0 1        0        1        1.5
Lisa Perez        3        573        0 0        1        0 1        1.5
Ogre                3        173        0 0        1        0 1        1.5
Sakura141        3        141        0 0        1        0 1        1.5
Sanddrag                3 696        0        0 1        0        1        1.5
Matt Krass        3        263        0 0        0        0 3        1
Pat McCarthy        3        67        0 0        0        0 3        1
Tiffany34990        3        180        0 0        0        0 3        1
Bryan D                2 1305        0        0 1        0        0        2
Cory                2        100        0 0        1        0 0        2
DaBruteForceGuy        2 810        0        0 1        0        0        2
Dave Scheck        2        111        0 0        1        0 0        2
Dillon Compton        2        1394        0 0        1        0 0        2
Ecarlson                2 116        0        0 1        0        0        2
EnderofDragon        2        0        0 0        1        0 0        2
Jake177                2 190        0        0 1        0        0        2
Jdiwnab                2 617        0        0 1        0        0        2
Jeff_Rice        2        1359        0 0        1        0 0        2
Joe Ross                2 0        0        0 1        0        0        2
Joshua May        2        1110        0 0        1        0 0        2
Miketwalker        2        21        0 0        1        0 0        2
Nobrakes8        2        1071        0 0        1        0 0        2
Santosh                2 1002        0        0 1        0        0        2
Spears312        2        312        0 0        1        0 0        2
Tom Bottiglieri        2 195        0        0 1        0        0        2
Aaron Lussier        1        0        0 0        0        0 1        1
Bill Gold        1        254        0 0        0        0 1        1
Coco The Monkey        1 365        0        0 0        0        1        1
Collin Fultz        1        0        0 0        0        0 1        1
ElfMaster        1        1212        0 0        0        0 1        1
Eria4044                1 935        0        0 0        0        1        1
JakeGallagher        1        134        0 0        0        0 1        1
KarenH                1        330        0 0        0        0 1        1
MATT_kaplan108        1        108        0 0        0        0 1        1
NoRemorse        1        1023        0 0        0        0 1        1
StephLee                1 1629        0        0 0        0        1        1
Xzvrw2                1        65        0 0        0        0 1        1
Some of the numbers may have shifted over--sorry!

I should probably tip my hat to a few folks at this point. All awards should be construed as the level of paper plate awards, paper plate not included. Void where prohibited and all that.

Year 1 Champion: Heidi Foster
Year 1 Runner-Up: Travis Hoffman
Most Wins: Travis Hoffman (7)
Most Seconds: Gary Dillard (8)
Most Burn Awards: Heidi Foster and Travis Hoffman (5 each)
Fewest Singles in the Top 10: Gary Dillard (2 out of 45 entries)
Funniest Team: NASA Headquarters/SAIC & Herndon High School, better known as 116. (Of the 2,662 points awarded this year, they scored 399, 15% of the total.)

Onward....to year two!


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