CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #54
 

Here we go again. Here's the scores:

And the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=11287

Now, one thing to note. The deadline remains midnight Saturday. However, that's also my final night here in lovely Bethel, Maine. I fly home Sunday late, but I'll be running around for most of the day. Therefore, the judging (and thus the next caption contest) may happen on Monday.

Go!!

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Assault trial evidence A.
The photo in question seconds before the defendant viciously assaulted the victim.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #54
 

boy: "shes got a funny white thing on her wrist hahaha"

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Yo YO my name is Dori
Im the first female white rapper
....YO :cool:

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"All those in favor of taking over the role of driver, say 'I'."

"I!"

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[Dori..........thinking to herself]


Darn! This is getting to be annoying! First they keep trying to make me speak 'whale', then they keep trying to take my picture, and now my date keeps laughing like Jim Carey! Maybe it's about time to feign sickness and get out of this whole mess....

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[not an entry] wow never done this before. let's see how it goes...[/not an entry]

geez dad! I know you have to take my picture and all. But did you have to do it wearing that kilt?

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dori: :thinking: this is how the movie stars feel... I'M A STAR!!! :D ..silly cameras...

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Dori- "Talk to the Hand"

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Dori: shoo fly dont bother me!
Sorry dad, I thought that your head was a fly, maybe next time you wont take a picture!:rolleyes:

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Me: (moves hand up, thinking) Please let this picture not come out, please let this picture not come out...

(later that weekend)

Me: (flips through pictures) ...Crap.
Seth (guy in picture): I WANT THAT PICTURE.
Me: (thwack)
Seth: ...Does that mean yes?

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D-d-d-d-d-dooorraaa: Don't show them how cute I look. The FIRST guys might come after me.

Seth: You wish. :rolleyes:

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The light......THEEEEEEEEEEE Lighttttttttttt

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Paparazzi Catches Dorienne Plait with Mysterious Companion!

July 17, 2005
CD has confirmed that FIRST celebrity DORIENNE PLAIT (16) was recently seen in the company of a handsome “mystery man.” According to her publicist, the gentleman is a long time family friend. Sources tell CD that the couple were heading to a local event when paparazzi caught the pair enjoying their time together. Stay tuned to CD for all the latest on the developing romance!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #54
 

"Very funny, this better not show up on the unofficial caption contest.... oops"