Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #54
 

When Dorienne spotted a mosquito on her dad's head, she tried to kill it. Unfortunately, her dad turned around and she missed the mosquito, but recovered herself in time to try to block the picture, which attempt was also unsuccessful. However, it gave Billfred a caption contest and everyone else a good laugh.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #54
 

Seth: Dori, what are you doing?
Dori: I'm practicing my prom queen wave for later, can't you tell?
Seth: Right.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #54
 

Dosn't my date look like that clown from Twisted Metal?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #54
 

Prom dress: $500
White corsage: $75
Prom tickets: $50
Having your most non-photogenic moment of the night highlighted in the Caption Contest: priceless

There are some things money can buy. For everything else, there's Billfred.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #54
 

Dori: "Talk to the hand cus this face aint gunna be in any picture!"
Seth: Laughing "Omg did she just use talk to the hand, thats so second grade.. I give her a zero for attitude" [notice his hand almost in zero shape]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #54
 

<NOT AN ENTRY> Sorry to burst your bubble, Eddie, but this is my most non-photogenic moment of the night. =P </NOT AN ENTRY>

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<not an entry> now you're just inviting more caption contests on yourself. </not an entry>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #54
 

As her date laughs hysterically, Dori gives mad props to the photographer for idolizing Dean Kamen by wearing a denim tuxedo.(lower right corner of the picture) It was later revealed that the photographer was in fact Dean Kamen when he won the dance contest.

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<NOT AN ENTRY> No, just wanted to put Eddie out of his glory. =P </NOT AN ENTRY>

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Dori: “NO! Please don’t take my picture.

NO! Stop….

I’m not decently dressed for this picture.......

I have no FIRST shirt, FIRST hat or FIRST pin anywhere on me!”
:)

Not an entry <this is my 888 post on CD!!! What does that mean? 888 is a lucky number.>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #54
 

Hey Daddy, guess what! I paid exactly THIS MUCH for my prom dress! The wonders of Goodwill! Maybe now I can take all the money I saved and buy my date a decent tie!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #54
 

<NOT AN ENTRY>There should be a rule against that. We could call it the "Dori is EVIL!" rule. :p</NOT AN ENTRY>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #54
 

Little Miss Muffet (dori), sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey (not really);
Along came a spider (seth), who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.

<not entry> sorry dori, that's what it reminded me of...</not entry

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"Seth, that was the best Groucho Marx impression EVER! High five!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #54
 

Why yes officer, that IS a very bright flashlight!
What Sir? License and registration?

Arrrgghhh! Stop laughing Seth!!!