CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #54
 

Here we go again. Here's the scores:

And the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=11287

Now, one thing to note. The deadline remains midnight Saturday. However, that's also my final night here in lovely Bethel, Maine. I fly home Sunday late, but I'll be running around for most of the day. Therefore, the judging (and thus the next caption contest) may happen on Monday.

Go!!

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Assault trial evidence A.
The photo in question seconds before the defendant viciously assaulted the victim.

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boy: "shes got a funny white thing on her wrist hahaha"

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Yo YO my name is Dori
Im the first female white rapper
....YO :cool:

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"All those in favor of taking over the role of driver, say 'I'."

"I!"

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[Dori..........thinking to herself]


Darn! This is getting to be annoying! First they keep trying to make me speak 'whale', then they keep trying to take my picture, and now my date keeps laughing like Jim Carey! Maybe it's about time to feign sickness and get out of this whole mess....

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[not an entry] wow never done this before. let's see how it goes...[/not an entry]

geez dad! I know you have to take my picture and all. But did you have to do it wearing that kilt?

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dori: :thinking: this is how the movie stars feel... I'M A STAR!!! :D ..silly cameras...

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Dori- "Talk to the Hand"

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Dori: shoo fly dont bother me!
Sorry dad, I thought that your head was a fly, maybe next time you wont take a picture!:rolleyes:

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Me: (moves hand up, thinking) Please let this picture not come out, please let this picture not come out...

(later that weekend)

Me: (flips through pictures) ...Crap.
Seth (guy in picture): I WANT THAT PICTURE.
Me: (thwack)
Seth: ...Does that mean yes?

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D-d-d-d-d-dooorraaa: Don't show them how cute I look. The FIRST guys might come after me.

Seth: You wish. :rolleyes:

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The light......THEEEEEEEEEEE Lighttttttttttt

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Paparazzi Catches Dorienne Plait with Mysterious Companion!

July 17, 2005
CD has confirmed that FIRST celebrity DORIENNE PLAIT (16) was recently seen in the company of a handsome “mystery man.” According to her publicist, the gentleman is a long time family friend. Sources tell CD that the couple were heading to a local event when paparazzi caught the pair enjoying their time together. Stay tuned to CD for all the latest on the developing romance!

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"Very funny, this better not show up on the unofficial caption contest.... oops"

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When Dorienne spotted a mosquito on her dad's head, she tried to kill it. Unfortunately, her dad turned around and she missed the mosquito, but recovered herself in time to try to block the picture, which attempt was also unsuccessful. However, it gave Billfred a caption contest and everyone else a good laugh.

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Seth: Dori, what are you doing?
Dori: I'm practicing my prom queen wave for later, can't you tell?
Seth: Right.

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Dosn't my date look like that clown from Twisted Metal?

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Prom dress: $500
White corsage: $75
Prom tickets: $50
Having your most non-photogenic moment of the night highlighted in the Caption Contest: priceless

There are some things money can buy. For everything else, there's Billfred.

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Dori: "Talk to the hand cus this face aint gunna be in any picture!"
Seth: Laughing "Omg did she just use talk to the hand, thats so second grade.. I give her a zero for attitude" [notice his hand almost in zero shape]

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<NOT AN ENTRY> Sorry to burst your bubble, Eddie, but this is my most non-photogenic moment of the night. =P </NOT AN ENTRY>

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<not an entry> now you're just inviting more caption contests on yourself. </not an entry>

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As her date laughs hysterically, Dori gives mad props to the photographer for idolizing Dean Kamen by wearing a denim tuxedo.(lower right corner of the picture) It was later revealed that the photographer was in fact Dean Kamen when he won the dance contest.

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<NOT AN ENTRY> No, just wanted to put Eddie out of his glory. =P </NOT AN ENTRY>

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Dori: “NO! Please don’t take my picture.

NO! Stop….

I’m not decently dressed for this picture.......

I have no FIRST shirt, FIRST hat or FIRST pin anywhere on me!”
:)

Not an entry <this is my 888 post on CD!!! What does that mean? 888 is a lucky number.>

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Hey Daddy, guess what! I paid exactly THIS MUCH for my prom dress! The wonders of Goodwill! Maybe now I can take all the money I saved and buy my date a decent tie!

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<NOT AN ENTRY>There should be a rule against that. We could call it the "Dori is EVIL!" rule. :p</NOT AN ENTRY>

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Little Miss Muffet (dori), sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey (not really);
Along came a spider (seth), who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.

<not entry> sorry dori, that's what it reminded me of...</not entry

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"Seth, that was the best Groucho Marx impression EVER! High five!"

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Why yes officer, that IS a very bright flashlight!
What Sir? License and registration?

Arrrgghhh! Stop laughing Seth!!!

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<not part of entry> I'm glad I got to meet you in Atlanta - you are definitely better looking in person, although if you based it on this picture that wouldn't be saying much </not part of entry>

Dori's dad: "On a scale of one to five how would you rate Dori's chance at getting home later than midnight tonight?'

'Good answer Seth."

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"...and there came a day where FIRST competitions were the most popular games in the world and all FIRST participants were hounded relentlessly by the paparazzi."

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Announcer - "First there were the 'LIVESTRONG' wristbands, then Came the 'VEX' wristbands. Now proudly introducing the 'Serenity Now' corsage. It now comes in extra large to help block those pesky parents from photographing you on prom night."
Announcer - "The 'Serenity Now' corsage is now proudly endorsed by Dori"
Dori - "Stop taking pictures of me, I did not authorize this commercial."

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Dori dodges the paparazzi attempting to document her formal night. To her chagrin and Seth's obvious amusement, she failed.

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Not an entry< Would someone from the IRI staff please be so nice and look around the gym again to see if Billfred is still there.
Or Dori has kidnapped Bill." > ;)

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I swear, at IRI, Gary and I only talked about coming up with a plan to do away with Billfred, we didn't actually do anything... yet...

Heidi

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I doubt that Dori wants to get -infinity, as that would be a violation of The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule. (By the way, as you've probably figured out by now, I made it back to Colatown in one piece.)

First place goes to:
Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Koko Ed
2) Kyle45
3) tiffany34990
4) Dorienne 007
5) KathieK
6) ashley
7) brandy836
8) DCA Fan
9) MissInformation
10) EricS-Team180
11) T. Hoffman
12) nehalita
13) Dave Scheck

And the burn award:

So the scores are (after three tries to get the post done):

Onward!