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Denman 26-07-2005 18:37

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #55
 
Student:AAAAHHH Its so Bright
JN:Yes, its a safety feature. Like a lighthouse of sorts.

[N/a]This was at nyc... i noticed quite a few nyc teams posting in response lol

Meredith343MiM 26-07-2005 23:08

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #55
 
What Mr. John Neun never told anyone about his inspections- he didn't pass everyone because he felt nice, or their robots were in order... nope... he passed them since he had no idea what the papers said because of the apparant glare. :rolleyes:

[not an entry] billfred- i refuse to be a loser! [not an entry]

EricS-Team180 28-07-2005 20:52

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #55
 
...and about that highly polished dome protecting your FRC...
I can't see anything in the rules to dis-allow it....hmmm... And, for some reason <shakes head> it seems so oddly familiar!

Daniel Brim 28-07-2005 21:04

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #55
 
As an extra safety feature, NYC pit administration was handing out tinted safety glasses to all competitors.

Travis Hoffman 28-07-2005 21:37

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #55
 
[not an entry]

I must say that collectively, this week's entries have been the funniest I've ever read for one contest, I think. Mine pales in comparison to some of your truly devilish concoctions. Bravo.

The name "Neun" just brings out the best (or worst??) in public ridicule, I guess.

[/not an entry]

JVN 28-07-2005 22:06

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #55
 
Amanda (to John): "Well... think of it this way, the future is looking bright!"

JackN 28-07-2005 22:45

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #55
 
Yep now i have all the pieces to my super hair regrowth beam.

Kyle Love 28-07-2005 23:04

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*at a halloween store*
Clerk: "Attention customers! John Neun wigs now on sale! Complete your JVN set with the elder one!"
Me: "Mom I so need that!"
Clerk:" your total is $2.29 sir"
Me: "Isn't that wierd!"

Ryan Foley 29-07-2005 22:11

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #55
 
Student to fellow team-mate: I thought they got rid of the rotating dome lights after 2002.
Mr. Neun: What are you looking at?!

Goober!!! 29-07-2005 22:54

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #55
 
John "Ahhhhhh papers papers papers " throws them away "I dont like these papers the make me BALD" :D :D :D

Gary Dillard 30-07-2005 15:44

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #55
 
I think you have me mistaken with my.... excuse me? You'd like to buy me dinner? Oh, well uh, thank you; I'm glad you liked my chassis kit.

dlavery 30-07-2005 22:18

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #55
 
Look, I don't care what you say. Covering your robot with Rogaine will NOT get you extra brownie points with the judges!

Billfred 31-07-2005 19:39

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #55
 
You know it's a big week when all the tabs in Firefox run off the screen.

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Wong
Over heard at the 2034 FIRST Competition

" *Cough, cough* Alright guys…My name is John V. Neun.
Cough. Yes, I'm the real one.
I’m here to inspect your robot.

Ok... where are your calculations for maximum motor load.
I want to see the current draw vs. load torque diagrams.
Let me see your calculation for gearbox load.
Did you calculate the motor current draw and robot velocity over time?

Well sonny, I’m waiting…..

*Silence*

Sigh, Just as I thought.

You young JVN-Want-A-Be have it made these days.
When I was young, I build my own gearbox with my own two hands.
I was the best, I tell you, I was the best….

None of these silly prefabricated perpetual engines, virtual transmissions, and ionized-geometry sensors were available in the good old days. They’re for wimps. " ;)

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard
I think you have me mistaken with my.... excuse me? You'd like to buy me dinner? Oh, well uh, thank you; I'm glad you liked my chassis kit.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Andy Baker
2) Ryan Foley
3) T. Hoffman
4) EddieMcD
5) MissInformation
6) Andrew Rudolph
7) Meredith343MiM
8) EricS-Team180
9) BCahn836
10) Jay H 237
11) DanielBCR
12) KathieK
13) JVN
14) dlavery
15) "Big Mike"
16) Koko Ed

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay Trzaskos
Mr. Neun - "let's see here Jay. No use of duct tape... check"
Mr. Neun - "all the electronics and pneumatics are good... Check"
Mr. Neun - "Hmm., the only problem is your use of radioactive materials. Hold on, I know who you are Jay. You started that JVN is a dweeb thread on Chief Delphi. I guess I can let this hazerdous materials thing slide..."
Jay - Wow, thanks Mr. Neun!"
Mr. Neun - No problem, (writing on pad) 'inspection passed.' "

Meaning the scores are now...

Code:

Jay Trzaskos        15
EddieMcD        13
Rich Wong        13
Gary Dillard        11
Dlavery        7
EricS-Team180        6
Koko Ed        6
MissInformation        6
T. Hoffman        6
Arefin Bari        5
Ashley Christine        5
DCA Fan        5
KathieK        5
“Big Mike”        4
DanielBCR        4
Dave Scheck        4
JVN        4
1derboy        4
Bcahn836        4
Jay H 237        4
Nehalita        4
Pat McCarthy        3
Amanda Morrison        3
Andy Baker        3
Dorienne 007        3
Kyle45        3
Spears312        3
Andrew Rudolph        2
Brandy836        2
Elgin Clock        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Ryan Foley        2
Tiffany34990        2
EricH        2
Goober!!!        2
Kjhobin        2
Xzvrw2        2
Al Skierkiewicz        1
Barry Bonzack        1
Ben Lauer        1
Budda648        1
Denman        1
First degree        1
JosephM        1
Lisa Perez        1
Richardp        1
Termite233        1
Tytus Gerrish        1
Wilshire        1

The next contest will not the usual five minutes away...but it'll be worth the wait. ;)


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