IRI Krispy Kreme Challenge 2005
 

IRI Krispy Kreme Challenge 2005 ...
... to see who has the best legs.

Amanda Morrison vs Dave Lavery

12 Krispy Kreme Donuts each.
First one done has the best legs.

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I will admit... I wasn't at my greatest. But I gave it my all.

In the time that it took me to eat 4 1/2 doughnuts, the mysterious neverending Lavery Stomach had consumed a dozen doughnuts, a Twinkie, and a Ding Dong just for spite.

Needless to say, the amount of raw sugar I had had alone was enough to make me have to have a garbage can next to me for most of the day. I literally had to keep going at IRI, ready to ralph. A few times it got bad, and I had to sit down.

When it was all said and done, I forfeited due to my sinuses burning, my gut full, and my knowledge of Dave's endless tummy renewed. Mr. Lavery, you have won your bet.

"C'mon Amanda, this eating doughnuts, not rocket science."
"He's better than me at both!"

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Dave is a machine!! He finished that first donut in what 3 bites? LOL Hilarious

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wow, and I was just getting ready to eat lunch. Um, maybe I'll wait a while. Congratulations to Dave, and Amanda, you gave it your best shot!

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We expect to see better from you in 2006, Amanda!! :) Better get practicing!

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Hahahahahahaha... this was perfect for my morning entertainment. Thanks Brandon. Done a great job on the video.

The video is PIMP.

Amanda: Are you filming this? :ahh:

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When will people learn that Dave never takes a bet that he won't win. :rolleyes:


Wetzel

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I must say that watching Dave inhale a dozen donuts is highly entertaining.

Good job Amanda and Dave, thanks for making us laugh.

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I feel honored that the caption contest made a cameo appearance in this spectacle.

However, I do think that the physical size difference made a difference in this. Amanda is just not Dave's size, making this a little bit on par with apples and oranges.

Therefore, I extend an open invitation to Dave for The Capital Clash. I'm willing to put some stakes up--control of Caption Contest #60 (that would be posted the Sunday of the Clash), anyone?

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I think that would be hilarious and definitely make things interesting at the clash and i will have my camera ready to record.

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this is really funny....i'm so glad we all have humor in this crazy world. i don't think i could have done that.. dave sure can put them down though...

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watching amanda's face go from good to bad was hilarious. then the refs realizing that they were missing the finals was pretty good too.

as a side note...dave had already had lunch right before this contest took place.

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Dave Lavery is truly the master Krispey Kreme eater. I applaud Amanda on her efforts, fighting a losing battle.

JT

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That's what happens when you eat small doughnuts. They are real easy to down in 2-3 bites.

I'll have to bring some Dunkin Donuts to nationals next year and challenge someone with a real healty sized donut eating contest.

What's it with IRIers liking small food?? First the KK Donuts, and then the White Castle Burgers. You think there was a shortage of food in the midwest the way the food sizes out there are rationed. :p

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What...an eating contest and I wasn't invited??! :ahh:


Amanda, maybe you should try Kobyashi's hot dog strategy and soak the donuts in water first :p

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It works, I assure you. They are nasty, but it it a lot easier. That kind of reminds me of the 6 saltines in 1 minute challenge. A guy on my floor this year has a strategy and he can do it in a minute. He would go two at a time and crunch two in to a ball with his teeth, and then just put them in one side of his mouth and repeat with the other side. Then they would soak up saliva while he worked on the last two. He ended up getting it down and whistling in about 52 seconds.

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Krispy Kremes in water?? ewwwww......

Haha congrats Dave, and good going Amanda! Better luck next time :)

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I think you should up the stakes a little bit, and have to wash the dozen doughnuts down with a 20 oz. of Mountain Dew (talk about a sugar high! :yikes: )

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I dunno, though--Dave seems fond of Diet Coke, and I have to rock the Diet Pepsi (as it's the only way I get my caffeine fix and my doctor stays happy). Perhaps a dozen donuts and a bottle of the diet beverage of the contestant's choice?

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Miss Morrison, you are most gracious in defeat. Well played. You did very well, and with a little off-season work on an appropriate training program, you will be ready for the next IRI Challenge (we will do it again with a quart of milk as a chaser :) ). (and thanks, Brandon, for the great video!) My only regret is that when I went back for some more Twinkies a little later, they were all gone (Tytus got to them first!).

All Krispy-Kreme-related teasing aside, Amanda did a FANTASTIC job with the talent show and other elements of IRI, and has my complete respect. She may not be able to consume way-too-many pieces of fat-fried dough as quickly as some, but she can organize, align, cajole, prod, and direct a massive group of misfit performers (and judges) better than anyone I know!

-dave



"You think that this is NOT going on CD??!!"

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I love how this is NOT rocket science. Perhaps Amanda would have a little more chance of success if it were. Oh well, valiant effort. Although snarfing a donut in like 2.5 seconds is slightly ridiculous Dave. And as far as the physical size difference, we really shouldn't forget Kobayashi (world record holder in hot dog eating) is probably smaller than Amanda. If this happens at Capital Clash, the competition may be a little better prepared though, so you may want to watch out Dave.

Yet another reason why in the future I can not miss IRI, even if my team does.
Thanks for the laugh guys.

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My favorite quotes:
"you know that is like 5000 calories right there"

Amanda - "dave has the best legs"
Dave - "and you have to explain why."
Amanda - "it is because i am about to ralph"
Dave - "If you say I have the best legs because you are about to ralph, that doesn't work"

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You have obviously never truly experienced a White Castle burger. Although small in stature, they can be shared with all of your friends for hours after being consumed. Priceless. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

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It was sure fun to watch, but sorry Dave - you've still got some work to do if you want to beat Badlands Booker - 49 in 8 minutes.

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Hey Brandon, if you send me the .avi file of the movie I can convert it to a h.264 MPG for Mac users (and those running windows).

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Hah, man now i can remember this moment for ever!
Amanda: "Josh donut contest starting! Come to the Volunteer room!"
Me: "What umm hold on, gotta finish posting on CD, no forget it i'm there"


Favorite Quotes: Colin Fultz "Somebody go get the sawdust..."

Me: "Theres the caption Contest there... Dave Eating Donuts, Pinkies OUT."


And then of course when we realized we were missing the finals and all the refs had to leave.

Atleast now i get to see how it ended.

Excelent Cinematagraphy and editing B.

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So you're the one who said that! I was wondering. If I remember right, the caption contest this week was taken from this exact line. I think I mashed the pause button on "cap-."

(Straying completely from the topic, do you know how hard it is to get a good single frame from a WMV file? Very hard.)

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As we speak, the "Alka Seltzer U.S. Open of Competitive Eating" is showing on ESPN. Two 2-pound plates of spaghetti bolognese in two minutes 15 seconds! Oh boy, Amanda, I think we have our next challenge! Start training now!

[edit]OMG! I just saw "Badlands" in the pasta-eating phase of the competition - 2 pounds in 89 seconds!!!! Watching the contest from his perspective (via the "chew view" camera) is frightening. You're right, he has a VERY big head start on us amateurs! About an extra 240 pounds worth...[/edit]

-dave

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Wow, this video was entertaining!

Now that the Krispy-Kreme Challenge has being successfully piloted at the 2005 IRI, let’s make it an official Challenge in the 2006 Atlanta Championship!

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I just had an Uber Idea, let me pitch it and see what you guys think.

What if we had a formal Krispy Kreme eat off? My idea to make it a little more intresting is to have a 8-16 person play off, over the course of the 3 days next year in Atlanta?
-1 Competitor per team (teams can have their own playoffs to get someone to compete)
-Each round is 12 doughnuts per person, first one done wins.
-Each competitor pays a fee (to cover cost of doughnuts)
-Oh and this will be a real eat off, no dipping in any substance is permitted. You also cannot alter the doughnut in any fashion before eating it.

I want to keep the 1 on 1 playoffs so that way we can have Lavery Vs Morrison esque match ups.

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cdr1122334455: Can you drink anything (water, pop, etc) while eating? Also, you should put a time limit on it -- 2 determined, small-stomached individuals may sit there for quite a while.

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<cough>Amanda<cough>

-dave

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C'mon, we're FIRSTers. Where's the alliances? ;)

And I'm with Brandon--we've got to have some water in there. As a competitive eater in high school (IHS Field Day 2004 Champions), I have to say that having some water available makes all the difference. (After meeting defeat twice at the hands of the class of 2003, my senior year I got smart and bought water from the concession stand beforehand. Hey, you gotta do it how you gotta do it.)

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ok seems like we got support for the idea

-yeah sure I guess you can have a drink, no limits on what you can drink. Although, and i'm firm on this one, no dipping.
-Also does a 20 minute limit seem to long?
-I'm thinking about a no hands rule too, but maybe not, maybe just as a finals only rule. To spice it up a little.
-On the alliances idea, hmm i need some more idea support on it. Its a great idea, but I think it need to be developed more, and for once in my life I don't really have a solid idea of where to go.
-Also no throwing up 30 minutes after a competiton. I think this should quantify as cheating

i think if we really want to do this we need a rules and judges committee. Also a sponsorship from Krispy Kreme wouldn't be so bad.

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how about you all make sure this is on tape too for those unable to see it live... :D

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Oh man, I haven't seen video this entertaining since MASH was on the air. I agree that this little traveling road show should be continued. Hey Amanda and Dave, want to come to Philly in March for our regional? You see, we have this thing called "Wing Bowl" in Philly every year:
http://www.610wip.com/wingbowl
...and I was thinking that the two of you could square off against our Philly champ all in the name of FIRST. C'mon Dave, you know you want to. Amanda, I'll supply the big trash can.

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Wow! Somebody should send this video to Krispy Kreme! I think they may have their new spokesman :D

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Okay well on the krispy kreme contact page there is an option for a header entitled "My Krispy Kreme story" It's only fitting Krispy Kreme finds out they have a well known spokesperson amoung the worlds FIRST community.

Also a KK eating contest sounds like a sweet idea (bad pun intended).

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Not true, sorry to bring up an old thread but I have to point out Dave never won the bet with me to top everyone's CD screen size. Sorry Dave.

::looks up and sees a suspiciouls mars lander like mass flying at his head:: Uh oh..