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To hard and jagged

*hands off*
Use this to clean you room

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*Takes it* Clean my room, are you crazy?

*tosses it off* Here's a robot to compete with.

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Sorry, we built a better one :D

Loads into photon torpedo tube and fires :ahh:

Here's a robot the will completely wire your robot to perfection.

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*Takes the robot*
We're already done for the most part

*Passes it off*
This can tell you your future (and next year's game!)

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*takes robot*
But that would be like ruining Christmas!

*puts robot in auto mode*
Here, it will find the meaning of life

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*Catches it* There are just some things I don't wanna know.

*Fires it from a catapult* Here's a robot that can destroy your school.

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*catches robot*
Sorry, the local Una Bombers have that covered. *large explosion*

*hands it off*
The lawn needs to be cut sometime, doesn't it?
(we can actually see grass here in New Hampshire)

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Wait, i don't have a lawn :(

*chuck*

Use it to clean your hard drive

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I've soo got Disk Cleanup and Defrag to do that (note other third party software too =])

::loads minirobot into 2006 FRC robot ball launcher:: ::CRUNCH:: opps?

Here's a hunk of metal that used to be a robot!! (i'd use it as a paper weight)

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*Takes the robot*
Who needs paper weights anyway? I've got an incinerator.
*Passes it off*
Here, use it as an, um, soccer ball! (Wear steel toed boots)

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*takes hunk of metal*

but steel toed boots are expensive

*passes hunk of metal*
here, uranium, you can use it as nucular power (yay for political correctableness)

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nuclear power powerful. Me give to Iran.

*mails first class*

Use this to squeeze lemons

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*hits lemon against it* Doesn't work.

*sends it by mole people* Here's a robot to help with world domination.

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I am afraid of moles.
*Throws robot (And Moles) in the Ocean*
It will make you not finish your sente-

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I like my sentences unfin...

Dries off robot and slam dunks it to the next person

Here's a robot that will chase down Dave Lavery so you can steal his Hawaiian shirt :D

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i hate :mad: hawaiian shirts

*Hide inside a delivery pizza box*

here, it will automatically order pizza

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*Takes it*
Umm... But I still have to pay for it right? No thank you.
*Hands it off*
Psst... hey buddy... wanna buy a robot? It'll umm... tell you the time.

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thanks, but i already have a watch.

*hands off*

its the newest in technology!

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*Takes Robot*
Sorry Dude, but i already have a PS3.

*Hands the robot off*
*Places it inside box, wraps it, puts a bow*
Happy Birthday!

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*takes off wrapping paper*
omg...... ur mom allready gave me 1.


*hands off robot*
here happy chrismahanakwanaksa!

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*takes robot*
so much for an all-inclusive holiday, I'm Hindu

*places robot on doorstop, rings bell and runs away*

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OK, but what does it do?
Whatever it does, I don't want any part of it :p

*attaches robot to a Lavery rover and sends it on its way*

Here's a robot that will discover the meaning of life :)

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the meaning of life already has an answer. 42!!!!

*Transport through cyberspace*

It'll um... cause world peace

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*Takes robot*
Yeah, like I'm supposed to believe that. How is this little robot going to *robot starts counting down* GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS GOING OFF IN 5...
*Passes it off*
Um... This will help you count backwards...
*4...*
*3...*

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*takes robot*
umm......
*2...*
*hands off robot*
think fast... Hot Potato
*1...*

(you need 50 disarming xp points to disarm)

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Darn! I've only got 49.

*Quickly writes note of robot*

Uh oh....

*explosion*

*robot is lying on ground. Note says: Here, may this help you never be blown up in a thermonuclear explosion.**

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Thanks but I'm already wearing my thermonuclear explosion proof smock and safety glasses :D

Reassembles robot using TLC and welder. Poor robot's been through allot :(

Gently passes robot to the next kind person.

Here's a robot that can give you much love :rolleyes:

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i would, but i was disentigrated by the thermonuclear explosion

*has ghost write a note*

here, this will tell you how i got the ghost to write this note

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sounds useful, but nah

*controls robot using VEX transmitter*

here, it will help you test your VEX robot

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Vex isn't my thing .

**puts robot in refrigerator**

This robot will supply your team with a constant supply of caffeine

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that's what Coke is for!!!!! (maybe mountain dew)

*Stuffs inside 2 liter coke bottle*

Here, it'll give you good rep!

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I already have pretty good rep,and I'd rather earn it.

*launches robot-in-a-bottle from team's robot* Here's a robot that will help you walk on air, so you don't trip.

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I'm afraid of heights :ahh:

Attaches robot to a Poof ball and uses ball launcher to get it to the next victim.....I mean the next person down the line.

Here's a robot that will sneak in snacks into the regional events :D

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Ow, that hit me in the head! I always use my backpack for that... or we hide lunch in our coats and bring it down to the pits at Buckeye. *cough* sub babies *cough*

*attaches robot to a hot air balloon and watches it fall to earth on the head of the next victim* er... oops. Sorry, didn't mean that!

this robot will help you be an even better lego league mentor than before, being able to take over some of the aspects you yourself can't really explain that well.

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Thanks, that could work, but I don't want to hog the robot for so long :rolleyes:

Attaches robot to a poof ball and shoots it to the next victim...I mean FIRST'er

Here is a robot that will submit the whole publication package when you win one of the top four awards

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:Takes:
To bad my team didnt get one of the top four awards at FRC

:Hands off:
This'll teach yea patience, that I have no need for.

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im perfectly content with our robot,

:: passes it on ::

Here maybe your team can use it

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What does it do :confused:

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why its a robot that plays rock, paper, scissors of course

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Why would I want a robot to do this when I have so much fun doing it myself :D

*throws robot into transporter and sets controls to random coordinates.

Here's a robot that will keep you supplied with as many Krispy Kreme donuts as you want :ahh:

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I think that robot is better off in Dave's hands than mine...

/me puts robot on a ringer and sets it off to a drift in the ocean...

Here is a robot that will help you with tree trimming

**woot 1065 post**

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I'm stranded in the middle of the ocean, I don't need to trim trees...

*Knocks it off the tube into the water.*

Here, plan a water game, you crazy-people-in-the-first-hint-thread!

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Robots don't work well in the water

*attaches floaters to the robot*

Make your own water game

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Well, it is a little cold to play in the water.

*Hands over robot*

This can help you build a rack!

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Our rack is done.

*sets on top of 2006 chassis, tethers controls, and turns autonomous done. robot takes off in random, erratic path*

Here, if you can stop it, it'll press the program button in the pit when you need to download!

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that's what newbies are for!
(pass)
here, try attaching a pneumatic hammer and enter it in battle bots!

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no i don't want to break it

*gives away*

give it to your lil bro for a toy

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i dont have a brother
-gives a way-
use it to chase that annoying cat that lives next door

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-takes robot-
Thanks but then what would my dog do for fun :yikes:

-Hands off robot-
Here, it's a new ipod speaker

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thanks but i don't have an ipod
***gives away
heres a new paperweight

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*takes, looks down at the little robot
Thanks, but I like chasing my documents as they fly off into the wind.

*rolls it away
Here, take a pin-seeking bowling ball.

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***takes robot***
thanks but i always score a perfect game anyway...

***passes robot***
heres a little robot that will be your girlfriend for a week as long as you give it $3,000!!!

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***passes robot***
that's too expensive (in a Homer Simpson voice)

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Too pricey.
**passes robot**
Will help you gain lost time during build season.

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But our build is done

*passes*
Here it will beat up that bully that bothers you

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*takes robot*
thanks but i'm on a FIRST team, no one bothers me (too frekin awesome):yikes:

*hands of robot*
here it's something to massadge your feet

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But my feet don't hurt
*gives it to two African swallows*

Here's something to eat the bugs in your room.

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*Takes Robot*
But I already used my other robot to kill them.

*Gives Robot*
Here, it hack the OI and control your bot in the comp.