Mini Robot Game
 

I saw this game in a different forum as the "rubber banana game" but I thought maybe we shud make it more FIRST related so I decided to change it to the "Mini robot game." If you guys dont think its fun then oh well. I thought it was neat tho!

Basically I hand you a mini robot. And you pass it to the next person along with a reason for doing so. Then the next person has to accept, but then give a reason why they don't need it. And pass it on to the next person.

Example:

First Poster:
*Hands you a mini robot*
Thought you might want to add it to your robot collection.

Next Poster:
*Takes the robot*
Thank you but I dont collect robots.

*Hands the robot off*
You can give this to your dog.

Get the idea??

So, to start it off:

Awesome I love robots. But I only like real sized ones!

*Hands off robot*
Maybe it can help you in your next movie!


*Be sure to give a reason why you are giving the person the robot!

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*Takes robot*
Sorry I don't do movies

*hands off robot*
Here is a bot for your Bday

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My birthday isn't for ten more months.

(passes it)

Here's something to help clean your room.

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thanks but my room is spotless

*hands off*
maybe you can us it to get more channels from your satellite dish.

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Sorry...no dish!
-hands off-
here its a new chainsaw...kinda

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I dont like chain saws -- they scare me.

*hands off*
Maybe it can help fix your computer!

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My computer isn't broken.
-hands off-
This can mow your lawns

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I live on a boat.

*passes it*

This will help you make friends.

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FRIENDS?! Who said I needed friends? I am content withour any. :p

*hands off*

This will do your chores for yah.

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awesome, i'm cloning it

*clones robot*

here, you sell it

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Who would want to buy this?

*hands off*

This will keep you busy for hours

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I am too busy on my computer.. I wont have time for it.

*hands off*

this could most deffinately take the place of your doggy.

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Only if I took it apart, and then it wouldn't be any good for someone
**Hand off mini-bot**

To ride around (Transportation only...)

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No thanks, I've got a truck that works just fine

*hands off*

here, it will type CD posts for you

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*Takes robot*
thank you very much but i comunicate with my CPU via telepathy

*hands off robot*
here you go now you have someone to fight to the death with! :D

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Well, I've already got a pancake wearing bunny in a headlock, so I don't know if I could handle anymore right now...
**Hand off mini robot**

Here, this will fix the CPU you just fried :ahh:

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Thanks, but no more CPUs, I'll replace it with an abacus.

*** Hands off mini-robot ****
Hey, check this out - it's got a built-in Ipod and it goes around searching for music!

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Thanks, but all my music is on vinyl and 8-track.

*hand-off*

Here, this has a color tracking camera; maybe you can get it to work

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Thanks, but last time the color changing camera didn't work at all.

*hand-off*

Here, perhaps you can use it to move CDs from the rack to the player.

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No way - my 'ex' robot used to do that until all my favorite CDs began to disappear.

*hand-off*

Here, have it go out and start your car for you this winter.

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C'mon, winter in South Carolina isn't that bad.

(passaroonies)

Here's a robot for you to dance with.

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sorry i dont dance...

*hands off*
here. it'll cook you a gourmet meal.

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Thanks, but gourmet food makes me sick

*hand offies*

Here's a robot to that will find your TV remote anywhere

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I dont like to watch TV

::hands off::

Here is a robot to babysit the kids

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I don't have any kids

**hands off robot**

This will help you find your way home when you are lost.

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I never get lost.

- hands off-

This will do your homework for you.

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I dont have homework yet.

*hands off*

This will make you food.

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I've got a meal plan, a stash of Easy Mac, and a late-night sub place within easy walking.

(passage)

This robot will promote your radio show mercilessly.

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But I don't have a radio show...

***

*Chucks robot up in the air

This robot will help you practice your dodging skills :)

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I dodge just fine thank you

::hands off:: (telepathically of course, i dodged it)

Maybe this'll get rid of your mosquito bites

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*Robot crashes down on my head* What dodging skills!?

Here now you have a device to conquer the world!

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Eh, world power isnt really my thing.. to many diseases and corruption to handle.

::passes::

This will give you lots of caffiene drinks so you dont have to sleep. [I like caffiene lol]

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i don't need any caffiene, i stay up late enough as it is

*hands off*

here is a robot that will scare your younger siblings away

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No younger siblings here. Only child.

*passes*

Maybe this will help you find The Holy Grail.;)

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I've got three of them on the mantle already.

(passes it on...)

Here, this thing goes "Zip" when it moves, and "Bop" when it stops,
and "Whirrr" when it stands still.

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what are we playing Bop it

passes

Here, have this robot for making money to cover all your expenses for the team

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Oh my! This robot is so versatile! It must be worth thousands!... I can't accept it. It would violate company ethics rules.

[passes]

Here. Your company doesn't have standards. I'm sure you can use it.

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But if we cover all the expenses, where's the adventure in finding more people interested in hearing about FIRST? no shortcuts!

:: pass ::

here, maybe this'll help you relax

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Who says I need to relax?! DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED TO RELAX? Psh. People nowa days and assuming things. :p

-passes-

I hear this does a pretty good job with laundry.

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Well looks like this robot showed up too late, laundry's already done.

-punts robot-

Here this little guy will help you learn football.

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How about some Gaelic Football?

Dropkicks Robot

Someone turn this robot into a real nerd

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There are too many nerds in the world, why would we need another one.

[relays robot]

This robot does absolutely nothing but take up space in your trunk

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Sorry dude, but I ride a bike, no trunk for me...

/* passes robot */

Here take this, it wil guard all your ancient artifacts with its life

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The most ancient artifacts I have around here are my socks. And I'm planning to dump them soon anyway.

(passz0rz)

Here's a robot that'll swat people for you.

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Ouch! Hey, stop it! Ouch! I command you! Ouch! Ouch! BILLFRED!!! Ouch!

*dodges the bot's swat

Haha! Missed me! OUCH!!! Oh now you've done it...

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*arms and chucks an atoic grenade at the bot

Here's a robot that will help you make a giant crater! (Insert evil laugh)

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*BOOOOOMM* ::Hey whats this?...::
Psh, a crater, what would I need a crater for?? Plus, I dont like craters! SO HAH!

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*chucks bot your way*

It can cut your hair... I think you need it!

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Thanks, but I already have a good barber

Shot Puts robot to the next victim

Here's a robot the will do all your homework for you in your own handwritting.

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Why would it in my own handwriting? It's illegible to anyone but me :)

*Catches bot, runs 100 yards and chucks the the thing into the ocean

Here's a bot that will destroy the competition in the '06 Water Games!

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That's all good, and all, but I somehow don't think that destruction is going to get us to the finals in '06 =S, and I don't think that the other teams will be too happy with it either...

-=hands off=-

here, have a robot that will take care of those bullies that take your lunch money every Monday, Thursday, and Friday

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((this thread died, needs reviving))

sorry, no bullies for me, i have become to scary for bullies

*hands robot off*

here is a robot that can be your VEX robot's best friend

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Sorry, but I don't have a VEX bot.

*Passes*

Here's a robot for use in your world domination plans.

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What? I don't have any world domination plans! (innocent smile)

(punt)

This'll fix your little red wagon.

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My little red wagon was stolen years ago :D

Hikes robot to next in line.

Here's a robot that will build next years robot for you

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i'd rather build next years robot with my team, not using another robot

*slingshots robot to next person*

here is a robot to get rid of that annoying classmate

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Why thank you, but id rather take care of that myself

(insert creative way of passing) robot

here is a pet robot that will sing to you anything you want it to

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Wouldn't do me any good, I'm tone deaf :ahh:

Relays robot

Here's a cute little robot that will do all you housework for you

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No I prefer to live in a messy room thanks.

*serves the robot to next person*

Here's a robot to serve as a computational device to determine the chances of inflatable clowns being used in next years game.

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YAY! CLOWNS ALWAYS TRY TO EAT ME! I AM GOING TO MAKE AN ARMY OF THESE! (makes army and accidently sends the orrigainal speeding out the window and screams!"It will help you become as rich as bill gates!")

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i have enough people on my buddy list already! chucks the robot at some random person"It will make you delicious pinaple pizzas!"

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*catches it*

I don't like Pineapple!

*puts it on a firework and fires it off in a random direction*

This is to help ya memorize your marching band music!

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I have enough of a hard time memorizing the FIRST rules :ahh:

Catapults robot to the next victim

Here's a robot that can shrink to a very small size so you can polish the insides of your air tanks.

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I dont have too much strees =]

*puts robot in box ...mails it to next person *

Here's a handy pizza cutter for you!

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sorry i already have a pizza cutter!

launches it at the next poster! "Take it! it will help you steal moe sticks like I did!"

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I'm really sorry, but the sticks this tiny thing can pick up will be no use for me whatsoever!

Tosses into air under ceiling fan, whipping it at the next person

Here you go, it can sing you to sleep at night

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no, i just let true music put me to sleep

*drops the mini robot to the next person from 2,00 feet up*

here, this robot will teach you how to sky dive

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I don't see any reason to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.

FedEx's (TM) robot to the next victim :)

Here is a robot that will tell jokes when you are blue or green or orange etc...

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But i'm not a ninja

*drops robot out of plane*


*robot starts signing technologic. "Buy it use it break it fix it trash it change it melt upgrade it".*

HERE YOU GO! a robot that sings technologic...again and again and again

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but i dont know what that is! you take it!

tapes it to a chinees star and throws it at next poster! It will give you mass amounts of peanutbutter and cand for breakfast!

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Dude, I'm trying to watch my weight.

(attaches to a helium balloon and sends out the window)

This robot will randomly issue rep clicks for the fun of it.

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Hmm it already is working! (FYI Billfred, tons of cool stuff happens around here, like the FLL tournament next weekend)

*Attaches to airplane flying over my house* (Seriously, why do so many planes fly out of a small airport in coastal maine?)

This Robot will count down the number of hours till ship (1404, in case you wanted to know)

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I already have ideas for designing.
*loads robot into potato cannon and shoots to the next person*
It will bring all your old robots to life.

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Why would I want my robots coming to life? It's bad enough we have a crazy driver to do it :D

"Scotty, one robot to beam to the next gullible....err I mean next intelligent victim" :ahh:

Here is a robot that will slice and dice and make great julian fries :)

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Sorry, I've already got a meal plan.

(Hands off to Josh Brown, USC's punter)

Here's a robot that functions surprisingly well as a football.

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A metal foot ball hurt just a little?

Put robot inside of a turkey shaped box ships off to next person

Heres a lil robot that alret you when its time to flip the pancakes

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i don't like pancakes

here this robot will play mp3 files

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But I just got an iPod Nano!

Puts robot in box...mails it off.

Heres a robot that will wrap your Holiday Presents for you!

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Freakin awesome! I usually just resort to:

1. Put present in bag.
2. Stuff tissue paper in.
3. Give away.


Heres a robot that'll...um...act as an interactive paperweight?:p

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But I'm too messy to need one of those (and most of my files are digital)

Tosses to Jay Feely (Kicker for NYG) who kicks it for a 64 yard field goal.

Here's a robot that will create and mantain your team's website.

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We already have an over worked, under paid student to do that :)

*attaches a two liter bottle of coke to robot, shakes it up and sends it on it's marry way*

Here is a robot that will do all your christmas shopping and wrap the presents too.

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Thats not the same.
Its the love that goes into wrapping and choosing the gifts that matter. :)

*girly throw*

Here, It will sing christmas carols.

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psh... this robot is the perfect gift for my friends...

something for Joel to program, something for JVN to add onto, something for Caufield to break, something for Carne to fix after Caufield breaks it, and something for Ader to yell at Caufield for braking because it made Carne fix JVN's additions that joel now has to reprogram.

*puts on a plane to DC (Does Dave thinks it's pimp?)*

This robot will drive the Crawler for NASA, saving someone somewhere from hours of boredom. :p

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maybe i would like the hours of boredom :P

*passes to someone else*

This will save you from walking your dogs in the rain

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Sorry I don't have a dog.

I'll have to pass on it.

This will read all the prior CD posts and tell you what it is still good for.

Robert Mah
Team 1246
http://acirobotics.com

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I never look back :)

Attaches parachute and pushes it out of perfectly good airplane :ahh:

Here is a robot that will play MP3's, design next years robot, laugh at all your bad jokes, cry when you are sad, and be your bodyguard.

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but that takes the fun out of EVERYTHING

*makes a really bad paper airplane and flies it to the next person but it just lands on top of their head hard*

This robot is to make sure you didn't get a concussion from how it was passed to you.

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*Plunk* Oww!!!

Picks up robot:
Thanks for the bot, but we're not allowed to have them in the hospital!

Puts minibot in a mail-suction tube to send to the next person

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Picks up robot and asks "What does it do now?" You didn't leave any instructions :)

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Oh wow, oops! "This 'bot is to help your dog chase the postman!"

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From what I've seen, dogs don't need help chasing mail people (PC).

Transports robot to the next victim ("Scotty one to beam up")

Here's a robot that will build you playing field for you.

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We dont need a robot to do that... plus, we will just use 340's :p

Uses a trebuchet to shoot the robot, look out!

Here is a robot that will come up with the ultimate winning strategy for this years game.

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More uber-ultimate than our super secret strategy? No way!

*passes*

Here's a robot that will cook for you.

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*gladly accepts*
ack you call that food???
*passes*
here have this robot that scares away the monsters in your closet :)

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But if the monsters go away, who will I blame all the dirty laundry on?
:: punts the robot away ::
Here's a nice robot to read you bedtime stories.

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I grew out of bed time stories a few decades ago :D

Trebuchets robot over the castle wall :ahh:

Here's a robot that will take all the team pictures for you.

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Thanks, but my camera works OK.

*Loads robot into ball shooter and opens fire*

It will check your robot for rule compliance.

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sorry, we don't follow the rules

*BUMP,SET,SPIKE!!!!*

Here, it might be worth $20 on ebay

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what's an ebay??? (lol)

:: passes::

here, you can use it in vex competitions.

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vex is for little people

*lob*

here, it might use a cattle prod on the electrical when they work slow!!

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*Takes Robot*
No thanks, we use bullwhips.

*Passes Robot*
It SLICES! It DICES! It makes JULIAN FRIES!

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*takes robot*
No thanks, I'm full.

*Passes Robot*
Here, you can use this as a pillow!