CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #56
 

Alright, I think I finally got it!

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=11721

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight.

(By the way, Dave, my challenge stands. One dozen KKs at The Capital Clash, plus a bottle of the carbonated beverage of the contestant's choice. You know that'd be a draw for the Clash. ;) )

Go!

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Dave: "I say we raise the bets for.... one million dollars!" *Dr. Evil grin*
Amanda: "No."
Dave: "Darn. Oh well." *continues eating*

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Amanda-"Are you sure this isn't rocket science"
Dave - " It's not rocket science"
Brandon - "Quick grab the trash can she's gonna ralph"

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Amanda: “Dave, do you have to be perfect at everything?”

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Dave: "Come on, Amanda. Eat faster. I could clean both boxes in the time it's taking you to eat two Krispy Kremes."
Amanda: "You know the contest is rigged so you can't do that, even though you'll win. Why you had to choose something you'd win at is beyond me."
Dave: "You know I only take safe bets. A safe bet is defined as one I'll win. muwahahaha."

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Amanda *muttering*: Even when eating donuts Dave has to act practically perfect...
Dave: Look at me! I'm British! I've even got my pinky out! *downs another donut*

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Dave - "No no, the proper way to attempt to beat me in a donut eating contest is to have your pinkie extended".
Amanda- "Why?"
Dave- "Well, its rocket science actually."

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Dave: "Well Amanda, looks like I'm about to win again. Do you want to just give me the $20 now or wait until I finish the last donut?"

Amanda: "You can have your measley $20 whenever you'd like, I still came out financially ahead of you in this deal."

Dave: "Huh, what, how?!"

Amanda: "Oh, you mean nobody told you yet? I signed a commercial deal with Maalox as soon as I accepted to go against you with this challenge. So now who would you consider the rocket scientist?!" :p

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judging by the look on Amanada Morrison's face, i Think Mr Lavery, just told her the truth about the Moon Landing Movie set in the Desert somewhere in the southwest

*not part of entry* i have in my humorous ignorance told Dave jokingly mind you that the moon landing is a hoax, and well like the Baz Lurman speech about sunscreen, If i could offer you one tip for the future... sun screen would be it eeerm i mean dont ever question anything having todo with the Moon Landing in the pressense of Dave Lavery (and maybe Hedi could help us imagine this one) because he doubles in size and turns a weird hawiaan print color.......annd then he bearhugged me and threw me into a couple of cars....*/not entry*

*also not entry* Dave, you rock... like not martian rocks Rock, but you still rock, and America really landed on the moon, so dont hurt me (i now have to watch out for Dave Lavery and Paul Copioli :rolleyes:)

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Amanda: god when krispy said they would sponcer us i didn't realise we had to only eat donuts at compitition! this sucks!

Dave: says you!

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Dave: I will keep winning until you post a video of you doing chicken dance right in the middle of the field ::eats the donut in 3 bites::

Amanda: I will keep loosing since you always flash your hairy legs and think that you have nice ones.

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Amanda: "These Krispy Kreams are marvelous, Dave!"

Dave: "Mm. Yes. Indubitably."

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Amanda: Anything you can do I can do better.
Dave: *pops two doughnuts in mouth instantly*

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Dave Ready to surrender, Amanda?
Amanda No Dave. I have a new strategy now. I'm going to projectile vomit on you!

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Little does Amanda know that Dave replaced her Krispy Kremes with Dunkin' Donuts. Vomitting should commence in T-minus 5 seconds.

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Dave:" Mmmm, nothing like fresh Krispy Kremes. You know, you've got to eat 'em fast so they don't get stale on you, that's the secret".

Amanda:" Um ... yeah Dave.".(Thinks to self: my mouth keeps moving but my throat's not swallowing; I think I'm going to be sick) "Actually I like to eat them slowly so I can enjoy them."

Dave: "Are you sure you're going to eat all those?" (Thinks to self, what a waste, they're getting staler by the minute... finally can not hold back: ) "Say Amanda, how about if l take those last 6 or 7 donuts off your hands and we'll call it a draw?"

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This is the last picture ever taken of one Mr. Dave Lavery of NASA. He has been missing for the past week, and his family dearly misses him. If you have any info, please contact your local police.

Also, one Ms. Amanda Morrison is wanted for questioning by the police. No details given.

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Say Amanda, since we're on the subject, I was talking to the old lady at the Krispy Kreme counter the other day, and she thinks my pinky's sexy. I was happy to hear her say this, since I look in my mirror every morning and tell myself the same thing. It's even sexier than my legs. Wanna bet it's sexier than yours? What kind of new contest, loosely connected and counterproductive to the original point of contention (KK's go straight from the mouth to the thighs, you know), should we engage in next to prove this? Pinky wrestling? Playing hand chicken with a bandsaw? Perhaps the 2006 IRI Nose-Picking Challenge? What say you?

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Member of team 116 thought originally that it was Lil' Lavery's bad luck that caused the car to break down. (After our robot stopped moving and later our cart he said something along the lines of "Everything that our team touches breaks, what's next the car......3 hours later in Ohio somewhere we all started to yell at him.) However after Dave pulled a few government strings to have an investigation conducted it was determined that it was not an accidental transmission problem but instead the car had been sabotaged by Amanda Morrison. This is the closest thing to photographic evidence that we have however, once you add the mind bubbles it is clear what she is plotting against Dave and the rest of the unsuspecting members on team 116.

<NOT ENTRY> The sad part is that the robot, cart, and car really did break. The robot was rained, the cart who knows. The car really did break Dave had to get a rental to get us home after spending a night in Dayton, Ohio because there was no place open on Sunday's (and we left Saturday night) So then Dave had to later that week drive back to get his car. </NOT ENTRY>

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Dave: "see the pinky in the air signifies that I pwned you!
Amanda: "you think you mr. awesome because "your other cars on mars" woohoo mr smarty pants!"

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Amanda: Where's the garbage can, I'm ready to vomit now!
Dave: Finally you admit defeat, I WIN AGAIN!!
Amanda: Shut up already!
[Vomits]

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Dave: See, Amanda, it's not hard. The weight of the donut is easily counterbalanced by the weight of my pinky. No rocket science required--one flick of my wrist, and the donut simply disappears down my throat.

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Dave extends his pinky in order to avoid eating it when he eats a donut in 3 bites...

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Dave is captured taunting Amanda by pointing his pinky at her; shortly after this picture was taken she responded by pointing a finger at him, but it was a different finger and CD rules wouldn't allow that picture being posted.

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Dave: You see Amanda, when you rest your right foot on your left knee like so, it stretches your stomach and allows more Krispey Kremes to be eaten ::eats a KK::
Amanda: Then whats the pinky for?
Dave: That... :: points to pinky :: just makes me look cool.
Amanda cough cough enginerd cough cough.
Dave What did you say?
Amanda I didn't say anything.
Dave Oh, in that case... can I have the rest of those Krispey Kremes?

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Dave: Hey Amanda, you know that you just gained 0.515881694 pounds by eating those 4.5 donuts?
Amanda: That's all right Dave, you're about to hit a pound and a quarter...not to mention that you've consumed 180% of your daily fat contentent...are you going into hibernation?
Dave: Well, you know, it can get rather chilly on Mars

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Dave: whats that up there?
(amanda turns around)
Amanda:Where?
(Dave moves donuts from his to amandas box)
Dave: Ooooh you missed it... there was a ...erm...flying donut...

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Amanda: “Mister Lavery, Please sha, I'ma bloody tired , must I recite it again?

Dave: “Yes, again Miss Morrison!”

Amanda: “Da rain… in Spain... falls mainly… in the plain!”

Dave: “Almost.... Tonight I want you to recite it 100 more times…..
Now we will work on your table manners.
A FIRST Lady must show class when eating Krispy Kremes.
Seat up, none of this slouching…. Smiiiiiiile….. hold the Krispy Kreme like soooooo…..
Always pinky up. “
;)

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And here in this picture you see two humans in what looks to be an eating contest.
Notice how the male has perfect form -- Knee up, arms resting, very relaxed, and oh goodness PINKY OUT! If this was a form contest you know he would truely be the winner.
Now look as the female tries a different approach -- She sits closer to the box and packs the food into her cheeks to save for later use. Pure genious. Also, she keeps her eyes on the male -- only to be sure that he doesnt attack and take her earnings from her at any moment.
Who will win this ultimate battle?

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Gobblesnoorrfftthhnniikmmmmmmmm... Ssssllllurrrrrpppppfffffffffmmmmmhhh... [licking fingers] Sorry, I was going to post the ultimate witty caption for this week's photo contest, but I was distracted by the need to make sure that all the extra donuts left over by Amanda did not go to waste... Hey, anyone have any cheesecake?

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Dave: Remember, Amanda, Krispy Kremes are a delicacy. Which means what?
Amanda: *looking at him blankly*
Dave: Pinkies up dear! *lifts his pinky up in demonstration*
Amanda: Dave?
Dave: Yes my pupil?
Amanda: Just eat the doughnut. *rolls eyes, takes a bite out of her own doughnut*
Dave: ...Right. *secretly has pinky up on his other finger as he eats his KK*

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Survivor:Indianapolis host Chris Fultz explained that this IRI Krispy Kreme Immunity Challenge required speed and agility: the Survivors must drive to Indiana where they will organize groups of pumped-up high school students and wacky adults; then navigate through a series of robot pits without being delayed by enthusiastic fans. Once at the end of the pit area, the Survivors must consume a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. The Challenge started with a flurry as the Final Two hurried onto the playing field. Dave took the early lead with Amanda falling behind. It was a close competition as the popular mentors made their way through the throng of cheering onlookers. With Dave clearly ahead, Amanda had difficulty swallowing the sweet treats. In the end, Dave outwitted, outplayed and outlasted the younger challenger to take home the Immunity idol.

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<not an entry>
It is only Monday evening and there are 32 postings!
Good luck Billfred with judging next Sunday.
:ahh:

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(not part of the entry: since I previously put this in the wrong thread, here is my official entry)

Amanda: "See if you can guess what I am now . . . I'm a zit."

"Foood fiiight!"



AB

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After defeating Takeru Kobayashi (guy famous for eating 53 1/2 hot dogs and buns in 12 minutes) in the semifinals by devouring 3145.3947465 Krispy Kreme Donuts in 12 minutes (one of the many abilities given to him being Super Dave!) Dave advanced to the finals to face Amanda. Despite a bulging stomach filled with 3145.3947465 donuts Super Dave easily finished off Amanda with style.

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Amanda: You do realize that for every krispy kreme donut you eat you get a gray hair, right?

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Amanda: I wonder if this is going to end up on chiefdelphi
Dave: Of coarse so I am going to eat this like I am British

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True eating style is when you can pick every other KK donut out of the bow and leave the rest standing straigth up, as demonstrated in this picture of one (almost) finished box eaten by one Dave Lavery and another box being worked on by his pupil in this art, Amanda. You can see how the last donut in Dave's box is standing up just as it was packed; however, Amanda's are all falling down. I wonder if she'll have to finish this box [and some twinkies :)] before Dave makes her try again.

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...the mood was festive and the laughter copious as the crumbs of KK's, thus devoured, spilled about. But, when it was realized that they had actually scored a box with a "baker's dozen", the laughter stilled and the competition began. Could Amanda leave Dave, "odd man out?!?!?"...

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Dave: "TAKE THAT GIRLFRIEND!!!!!"

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Amanda: "Now explain this plan to me again."
Dave: "Simple. We have this donut eating contest, which, of course, will be filmed and photographed and will end up for sure in one of Billfred's caption contests, which will distract Billfred long enough for Gary to initiate his devious plot to avenge all of Billfred's caption contest victims."
Amanda: "Dillard's plan?"
Dave: "Well, yeah."
Amanda: "We are so doomed."

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<obviously not an entry>

Well, see now Heidi makes me think that Dillard has a plot against me. Therefore, I am empowered to guard against Gary's attacks by simply avoiding the UCF regional. (Although S.P.A.M. has made it to Palmetto both years of its existence, Gary hasn't.)

Unless, of course, Gary Dillard is a codename for someone else...at which point I'll heed that looping voice at Dulles and watch my back! :ahh:

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<NOT ENTRY> So if Gary Dillard is the mastermind behind some plot, then in turn the question is who would be play the role of evil henchmen? Could Gary Dillard is codename for something perhaps paint shop pro comes into play, I mean after all Heidi does have a picture of Dave that is never to be seen.....</NOT ENTRY>

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The world is evolving, and now I get the fun job of trying to evolve with it. (For the record, this is the first time I've attempted to judge and score the caption contest on my new iBook. So if you see me over the next week or two, remind me...Apple+Shift+], not Apple+Tab. On second thought, if you see me over the next week or two and aren't on 1293, I'd be surprised.)

On a side note, surely 38 entries is a record.

But enough stalling. First place goes to:

Second place goes to...

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Gary Dillard
2) Squirrelrock
3) miketwalker
4) brandy836
5) JosephM
6) Pat McCarthy
7) cdr1122334455
8) nehalita
9) DanielBCR
10) Rich Wong
11) iCurtis
12) Dorienne 007
13) Koko Ed
14) EddieMcD
15) T. Hoffman
16) KarenH
17) richardp
18) dlavery

And the burn award...

So the scores are...

Onward!