CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #57
 

...which shall herein be known as the Heinz round.

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=10553

And since I've acquired newfound smoothness, the deadline will remain midnight Saturday even though by that point I'll have moved back to USC.

Go!!

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Woman with gun: "Where are the groceries I put on the counter?!?!!!"
Other woman: "I put them away for you when you took a shower."
Woman with gun: "Oh." *Puts gun away* "You are dreaming... dreaming... sleep..." *dashes away*

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Girl on the ground: But 65 did win in 2003

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What do you mean you lost the drill bit?!

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Karen: Didn't I tell you to stay away from the FIRST guys?

Her friend: ::in a crying voice:: I can't help it if they like me more than they like you.

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Girl on the ground- " Billfred put you up to this didn't he?"
Girl with the gun- " Why yes"
Girl on the ground- " I always knew you robotics kids were evil"

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Take the Cannolli.....

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Karen: "Now you listen and listen good.............I'm only going to say this once. You tell Billfred that Lavery and Morrison are tired of being the subjects of every other caption contest. They'll like nothing more than to see the others get thier fair share and be able to get back at the ones who have gotten them so far. Now I suggest you start running....................and don't stop until you reach South Carolina."

girl on floor: "If you let me go right now and forget about this whole thing I'll double however many KKs they are paying you for this!"

Karen: "You could never match the amount of KKs I've been offered, plus my very own Mars rover Lavery promised and Morrison's offer of my own skit in next years IRI talent show. Now if I was you I'd quit wasting time, get off the floor, and get going. And you better not fall for that South of the Border tourist trap either!"

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wow its a replay of amanda morrison on 1020

Amanda(girl with the gun): THE NEXT TIME I GET SENT OUT FOR ADJUSTABLE ALLEN WRENCHES I WILL SHOOT ONE oF YOU !!!!!

Prank Monkey: sorry miss morrison please dont hurt me i beg you please

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Karen: "I know what you're thinking: 'Did she fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement of taking out the rest of those anti-FIRST heretics, I kinda lost track. But seeing as this is a Lavery 6000, the only gun capable of putting you into a deep sleep with never-ending visions of the EVIL Dunkin' Donuts, you've gotta ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

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Karen: I was going to do the murder scene from "Psycho" and you ruined it! *stomps feet like a little three year old*

Girl on floor: Uh...sorry?

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Karen: I don't care how many records you have here.. I want my IPod back
Host: But this is the 50's house, you aren't allowed to have IPods.
karen: I don't care if this was the 1750's house, I go no where without my IPod. NO WHERE!!!

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Karen: For the last time, you will join the team. We need more girls.

Girl on the floor: Ok, ok, I’ll do it.

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Karen to Billfred’s maid in a voice of angry and animosity:

“I am really sorry that you over heard our plot to kidnap Billfred!
I cannot have you ruin my plans to kidnap and force him to feature ME on the next unofficial caption contest.
I’m sick of seeing everyone else featured on the caption contest for over a whole year. Why not me, WHY NOT ME! I Karen am Evil and Smart. I will not be denied.”

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<obviously not an entry>

If the Firebirds have trouble finding girls, I think they've got a problem. ;)

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Karen: "ADMIT IT! Dave Lavery has better legs than Amanda Morrison!"

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Karen: "YOU ARE NOT JVN FOR THE LAST FRIKKEN TIME!!!!"

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Girl with gun "This is what you get for getting a 10 point loading zone penalty."

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<Background narration, Dave Lavery's voice>

"Welcome to the 2006 FIRST robotics competition. This year's game is called "Robot Roulette", and it's a little different from past year's competitions. We on the games and rules committee are fed up with all the whining about interpreting projectiles (2003), tip velocity (2004), and loading infractions (2005), so we've tried to make it simple this year.

'This is a one-on-one single elimination competition. The kit consists of a gun and box of ammo (projectiles). As you can see from this animation, the field consists of a bunch of old furniture (to keep the costs down per your suggestions). Each team has 15 seconds to "lock and load", and the remaining 1:45 has the human players trying to shoot each other. Last one standing is declared the winner; in case of a tie, the human players will spin the chamber and have a "click-off".

'As in recent competitions, the first 15 seconds will be autonomous mode to accomplish some complicated task which has no bearing whatsoever on the result of the match.

'We expect this match format to eliminate the complaints about attendance at multiple regionals and should allow the national competition to be held at a much smaller venue.

'Gracious Professionalism. It's not just a slogan; it's a matter of life and death. Have fun, and see you in Atlanta."

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Karen: You know what I want you to do, right? Go find Heidi, get her to take a picture of Billfred, alter the picture so he looks completely crazy, and then submit it for a caption contest. Got it? Good, get moving. Faster...even faster....

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This is a sad story of a firebird who turned to violence in an effort to cure her robotics-withdrawl - if only she could wait for Capital Clash. (applications for the position of 2nd driver can be sent via pm to Liz C. Great atmosphere, and all you can eat animal crackers during the build season)

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...so YOU are the one who's been pilfering my invaluable collection of Wayne Newton 45s...Say you're prayers VARMINT! I'm a-gonna BLAST ya!

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"oooh shoot, im gona bust a cap in ya if ya dont clean the showers properly this time!"

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You are under arrest for failing to complete your VIMS record before attending a FIRST regional competition...

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Girl on Floor: Whats going on, why is there a plastic gun pointed at me?!?!

Karen: What is going on? I just had Billfred on the floor about to give ME *evil laugh* control of the caption contest. And then he just, he just POOFED. Leaving me with nothing, nothing at all...

Girl on Floor: Well that Billfred character is a pretty wily fellow, his 1337 Assassination Attempt Avoidance Skills need to be on par with the those of Heidi Foster to avoid the assasination attempts that result from actions on taken on the Chief Delphi forums.

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Karen: those NOISES! i can bear them no more. *pulls gun*
Girl on the floor: look i know i have hiccups and all but is that really necessary...

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"You promised me we were going to be on "Made". Now, either you call up MTV and get me my TV show, or you're going to be making the 6 o'clock news!"

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Karen: If you don't give me a robot i'm gonna bust a cap up in here!
Scared Freshman: Its over there, next to the radio...Take my tiara too, just please don't shoot me.
Karen: That robot better work....

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Karen: "These are our new team uniforms rather you like it or not...STUPID FRESHMEN!!!!!!" :p

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[not an entry] yes I know I should only do one, but I couldn't resist[/not an entry]

FIRSTers are reminded of why it is an extremely bad idea to sabotage a robot, particularly the Firebirds' latest and "greatest".

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*I'm sorry, but I've been hired by Dave Lavrey to silence anyone who discovered his top secret 2006 game plans. And it looks like you were a little too nosy.

*But why? The people of Chief Delphi deserve to know about the '06 water games cover-up!

*Noone must know about them until the kickoff! But don't worry, we'll release a completely ridiculous clue about stampeding elephants just to throw them off track... MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

*You'll never get away with this! I'll get Billfred to victimize you in a caption contest, you'll never know what hit you!

*You just try it...

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Well, here we go again.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to...
1) miketwalker
2) EddieMcD
3) Rich Wong
4) Dorienne 007
5) Cyberguy34000
6) Kyle45
7) MissInformation
8) 1derboy
9) Gary Dillard
10) Liz C
11) dlavery
12) brandy836

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are:

Onward!!!