CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #57
 

...which shall herein be known as the Heinz round.

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=10553

And since I've acquired newfound smoothness, the deadline will remain midnight Saturday even though by that point I'll have moved back to USC.

Go!!

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Woman with gun: "Where are the groceries I put on the counter?!?!!!"
Other woman: "I put them away for you when you took a shower."
Woman with gun: "Oh." *Puts gun away* "You are dreaming... dreaming... sleep..." *dashes away*

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Girl on the ground: But 65 did win in 2003

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What do you mean you lost the drill bit?!

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Karen: Didn't I tell you to stay away from the FIRST guys?

Her friend: ::in a crying voice:: I can't help it if they like me more than they like you.

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Girl on the ground- " Billfred put you up to this didn't he?"
Girl with the gun- " Why yes"
Girl on the ground- " I always knew you robotics kids were evil"

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Take the Cannolli.....

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Karen: "Now you listen and listen good.............I'm only going to say this once. You tell Billfred that Lavery and Morrison are tired of being the subjects of every other caption contest. They'll like nothing more than to see the others get thier fair share and be able to get back at the ones who have gotten them so far. Now I suggest you start running....................and don't stop until you reach South Carolina."

girl on floor: "If you let me go right now and forget about this whole thing I'll double however many KKs they are paying you for this!"

Karen: "You could never match the amount of KKs I've been offered, plus my very own Mars rover Lavery promised and Morrison's offer of my own skit in next years IRI talent show. Now if I was you I'd quit wasting time, get off the floor, and get going. And you better not fall for that South of the Border tourist trap either!"

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wow its a replay of amanda morrison on 1020

Amanda(girl with the gun): THE NEXT TIME I GET SENT OUT FOR ADJUSTABLE ALLEN WRENCHES I WILL SHOOT ONE oF YOU !!!!!

Prank Monkey: sorry miss morrison please dont hurt me i beg you please

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Karen: "I know what you're thinking: 'Did she fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement of taking out the rest of those anti-FIRST heretics, I kinda lost track. But seeing as this is a Lavery 6000, the only gun capable of putting you into a deep sleep with never-ending visions of the EVIL Dunkin' Donuts, you've gotta ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

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Karen: I was going to do the murder scene from "Psycho" and you ruined it! *stomps feet like a little three year old*

Girl on floor: Uh...sorry?

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Karen: I don't care how many records you have here.. I want my IPod back
Host: But this is the 50's house, you aren't allowed to have IPods.
karen: I don't care if this was the 1750's house, I go no where without my IPod. NO WHERE!!!

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Karen: For the last time, you will join the team. We need more girls.

Girl on the floor: Ok, ok, I’ll do it.

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Karen to Billfred’s maid in a voice of angry and animosity:

“I am really sorry that you over heard our plot to kidnap Billfred!
I cannot have you ruin my plans to kidnap and force him to feature ME on the next unofficial caption contest.
I’m sick of seeing everyone else featured on the caption contest for over a whole year. Why not me, WHY NOT ME! I Karen am Evil and Smart. I will not be denied.”

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<obviously not an entry>

If the Firebirds have trouble finding girls, I think they've got a problem. ;)