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Daddy when do we get to do something i want to do, first this then that stupid IRI, and then that lame concert with Dean Simmons & the Kamens. Whats next will fly down to atlanta for one of these dumb things.

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Rachel: Hey mom! Remember when you put on the music the other day? Daddy was dancing like THIS
(yea well atleast she looks cute doing it...)

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And in this photo, Rachel Baker receives a piece of memorabilia from her favorite WFA winner.

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Heard at the 2005 IRI Famous Celebrity Fashion Show Fundraiser-

Fashion Show Announcer:
“ Heeeere we have the pretty Rachel, modeling the famous World Championship & Chairman’s Award jacket & cap from the HOT Team 67.
Oh, oh, oh..... They are sooooo chic!
Put your bids in for item # 67; obviously! *snap, snap*

*Applauses*

Neeeext UP on the IRI Cat Walk is..... Dave Lavery!

Mr. Lavery is sporting the famous Blue Hawaiian shirt in which he massacred Amanda in yesterday’s Krispy Kreme Eating Contest.
Dave will personally autograph the shirt to the highest bidder!

*And the crowd goes wild!* "

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"im a little HOT tea pot, heres my handle, heres my spout...."

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Daddy, can I take this jacket off? its HOT in Egypt!

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Rachel: "Daddy, I don't want to wear this jacket. Give me my boa back!"

Announcer: "Please send your tax deductible gift now to 'Save the children of FIRST mentors', and hurry while there's still time to give them a normal life".

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Known as project X, It's the Tehcnocats secret weapon for the '06 game. Smuggled out of team 67's top secret research lab, Project X is the ultimate in Human Player technology. Engineered for speed, Project X also has the amazing to ability and distract enemy drivers with an egyptian walk and fish face while scoring for the alliance, making Project X an invaluble asset to the Technocats game-winning stratigies.

While some FIRST authorities have questioned the ethical use of super-child abilities in competion, no official announcements have been made. This is actually to be expected, as at competition the refs will most likely decide on the spot about the legality of the situation.

Government officials have also recently gotten involved, mainly the child-abuse and social working agencies. Andy Baker has been arrested and charged with attempting to sell children over the internet for a fundraiser, and for extensive brainwashing. Why else would anyone be doing the egyptian walk?

Amid all of this scandel, teams are wondering, will FIRST ever be the same again?

Project X, coming to a FIRST event near you. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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FLAME ON!!!!

...what? ...awwwww DAD!!! not now! :mad:

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"Whatcha gonna do when Bakermania runs wild on you!?!"

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In this deleted scene from the Andy Baker Survivor audition tape, Andy demonstrates his ability to brainwash others and make them do his bidding. In this example, the victim is his daughter who was made to model some items for the 2005 IRI charity auction while impersonating Andy as a pig wrestler. Perhaps Andy should have given this one a little more thought...

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(first entry in this round of the contest)

Kev

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ALERT. FIRSTERITUS HAS REACHED HIGHEST INFECTED LEVELS EVER.

FIRSTERITUS is a very communicable disease which infects people at 30 regionals and one championship event. However it was recently found to be hereditary and communicable through items. Doctors are not sure if Racheal Baker contacted this serious and non-curable disease from her father (Andrew Baker who reached the highest level of the disease possible for a mentor (WFA winner)) or from the pillow which her father almost bought that contained highly contagious drool from JVN (a seriously infect UFH) in the shape of a seahorse.

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WHO'S HOT?!

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And here we have Rachel modeling the HOTtest jacket around! It keeps you HOT anywhere, anytime!

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After downing 24 Krispy Kremes in record time, the ever-hungry Rachel Baker is ready to challenge Dave Lavery in the all-new 2006 IRI "Best Arms" contest.