CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #58
 

Well, here we go again. Here's the scores:

And this week's picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=11637

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

One final note: If you would, please note if your entry is your second or third or 1,293rd entry. It keeps me a bit saner, which is pretty handy around here (said as he talks on his phone, talks to people in his room, and types this post out). Thanks.

Go!!

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"Really! I didn't take any of your candy Dad. That nice lady, Dottie Skierkiewicz gave it to me, you can call her. Here let me show you your secret candy hiding place. It is still all there....Oh Oh! Did I just tell you I know about your secret candy place?"

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Rachel Baker: Daddy here is my impression of Dave at nationals.

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Rachel: I am the legend... ya you know the man errrr I mean woman who designed that AM shifter. Ya... I am the man errr woman errrr I mean the girl who can stand here and cry and you will see the legend get me whatever I want. ITS MY WORLD. I am the king errrrrrrrrrrrrr the queeen errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I mean the princess. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO =O

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Andy in background : go ahead rachel do your dancing diper baby dance
(music starts playing)
Rachel : dad i better be getting a raise in my allowance for this.. and it better not end up on some FIRST website

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Rachel Baker: Daddy, does everybody on team 67 walk like an Egyptian?

Andy Baker: Yep...nobody knows why.

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CAN'T TOUCH THIS! DUDUDUDUUU MY-MY-MY-MY MUSIC HITS ME SO HARD MAKES ME SAY OH MY LORD! THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH A MIND TO RHYME AND TWO HYPED FEET! FEELS GOOD WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOWN....

BREAK IT DOWN NOW :D

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Thank goodness she looks like her mother.

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Andy: LOOK HONEY! She's making a fish face while walking like an Egyptian! I wonder if she can scratch her belly too...

Wife: I'm sure you could. You do it all the time.


(Sorry Andy!)

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Rachel: See dad, I really know which team to support. None of this silly Technokats memerobilia. HOT all the way.


(Also sorry Andy... Go 45!!)

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Rachel: "These will look awesome on me while I'm playing in my tree house, I just can't stand to get my tkat stuff dirty!"

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"If you don't tell me where you hid my gameboy, I'm gonna bust some WWF moves out on ya!..." ;)

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Rachel: "Isn't this a lovely jacket...." *oh boy he's not paying attention* "Look at my muscles!!!!" *this is bad* "Ok, whatever you're thinking that is NOT a tail that I have grown...."

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Rachel: "Im feeling hot hot hot.. nah nah nah nah.. Im feeling hot hot hot..."

Andy: [from the photo info] "The lovely Rachel Baker is shown here, modeling a HOT Team jacket (size, XL) and a World Championship & Chairman's Award hat. This item can be yours by bidding at the IRI Silent Auction, on July 22-23 in Indianapolis."

Me: "I had no idea you were auctioning off children at IRI!"

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Andy, while I fully understand you're smack dab in the middle of your 80's obsession/pre mid-life crisis life stage right now, constantly referring to your child as "Susanna Hoffs" and chasing her around the house in your Bangles t-shirt yelling "Dance for me, Susanna! Walk like an Egyptian for daddy!!!!!" is living a bit too close to the edge of sanity, don't you think?

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Daddy when do we get to do something i want to do, first this then that stupid IRI, and then that lame concert with Dean Simmons & the Kamens. Whats next will fly down to atlanta for one of these dumb things.

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Rachel: Hey mom! Remember when you put on the music the other day? Daddy was dancing like THIS
(yea well atleast she looks cute doing it...)

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And in this photo, Rachel Baker receives a piece of memorabilia from her favorite WFA winner.

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Heard at the 2005 IRI Famous Celebrity Fashion Show Fundraiser-

Fashion Show Announcer:
“ Heeeere we have the pretty Rachel, modeling the famous World Championship & Chairman’s Award jacket & cap from the HOT Team 67.
Oh, oh, oh..... They are sooooo chic!
Put your bids in for item # 67; obviously! *snap, snap*

*Applauses*

Neeeext UP on the IRI Cat Walk is..... Dave Lavery!

Mr. Lavery is sporting the famous Blue Hawaiian shirt in which he massacred Amanda in yesterday’s Krispy Kreme Eating Contest.
Dave will personally autograph the shirt to the highest bidder!

*And the crowd goes wild!* "

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"im a little HOT tea pot, heres my handle, heres my spout...."

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Daddy, can I take this jacket off? its HOT in Egypt!

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Rachel: "Daddy, I don't want to wear this jacket. Give me my boa back!"

Announcer: "Please send your tax deductible gift now to 'Save the children of FIRST mentors', and hurry while there's still time to give them a normal life".

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Known as project X, It's the Tehcnocats secret weapon for the '06 game. Smuggled out of team 67's top secret research lab, Project X is the ultimate in Human Player technology. Engineered for speed, Project X also has the amazing to ability and distract enemy drivers with an egyptian walk and fish face while scoring for the alliance, making Project X an invaluble asset to the Technocats game-winning stratigies.

While some FIRST authorities have questioned the ethical use of super-child abilities in competion, no official announcements have been made. This is actually to be expected, as at competition the refs will most likely decide on the spot about the legality of the situation.

Government officials have also recently gotten involved, mainly the child-abuse and social working agencies. Andy Baker has been arrested and charged with attempting to sell children over the internet for a fundraiser, and for extensive brainwashing. Why else would anyone be doing the egyptian walk?

Amid all of this scandel, teams are wondering, will FIRST ever be the same again?

Project X, coming to a FIRST event near you. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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FLAME ON!!!!

...what? ...awwwww DAD!!! not now! :mad:

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"Whatcha gonna do when Bakermania runs wild on you!?!"

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In this deleted scene from the Andy Baker Survivor audition tape, Andy demonstrates his ability to brainwash others and make them do his bidding. In this example, the victim is his daughter who was made to model some items for the 2005 IRI charity auction while impersonating Andy as a pig wrestler. Perhaps Andy should have given this one a little more thought...

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(first entry in this round of the contest)

Kev

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ALERT. FIRSTERITUS HAS REACHED HIGHEST INFECTED LEVELS EVER.

FIRSTERITUS is a very communicable disease which infects people at 30 regionals and one championship event. However it was recently found to be hereditary and communicable through items. Doctors are not sure if Racheal Baker contacted this serious and non-curable disease from her father (Andrew Baker who reached the highest level of the disease possible for a mentor (WFA winner)) or from the pillow which her father almost bought that contained highly contagious drool from JVN (a seriously infect UFH) in the shape of a seahorse.

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WHO'S HOT?!

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And here we have Rachel modeling the HOTtest jacket around! It keeps you HOT anywhere, anytime!

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After downing 24 Krispy Kremes in record time, the ever-hungry Rachel Baker is ready to challenge Dave Lavery in the all-new 2006 IRI "Best Arms" contest.

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So do you think that if I dress like this, people might think that I am Dave Verbrugge's daughter? Then I could do handstands in front of crowds, ride a cool motorcycle, and use a really cool team truck. Please? Pleeeaaasse? Otherwise, I have to stay here and stick with pig rasslin' (shudder)!

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"Okay, okay, I'll take care of it... but this is the last time, Dad. I'm your daughter, you know, not some hired goon! After this, you'll need to learn to fight your own battles. So, who am I taking out this time? Dillard? JVN? Billfred? Billfred!!! Well, now that's a different story... let me at 'em... grrr..."

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Well, now comes the fun part yet again.

First place goes to:

And second place...

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Arefin Bari
2) T. Hoffman
3) dlavery
4) Kyle45
5) "Big Mike"
6) Cyberguy34000
7) Al Skierkiewicz
8) EricS-Team180
9) KarenH
10) Kevin Kolodziej
11) MissInformation
12) Pat McCarthy
13) JVN
14) miketwalker

And the burn award...

So here's the scores:

Onward!