CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

Yay for the week of The Capital Clash. Here's the scores:

Before I get to the picture, a slight note. As the start of the post implied, I'm going to The Capital Clash. One of several things may happen with the judging of this contest:

1) I judge it in DC and post it Sunday.
2) I judge it in Columbia and post it Sunday.
3) I judge it in Columbia and post it Monday (under The Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule).

Additionally, if a certain challenge is accepted, things may get a little more interesting. But we'll cross that theoretical bridge when we get to it.

Oh, and the deadline is still Saturday at midnight.

Here's the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=10470

(man, I'm so dead when I get to DC)

Go!!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

"billfred, ya see this nice bottle of water i'm holding here? good. If i see my picture up as a caption contest you will be seeing this bottle more clearly over your head..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

As shown here Jenny Beatty demonstrates that it is ok to wear safety glasses as a hair net. :ahh: :ahh:

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

*screams in background: NOOOO*
Announcer: Jenny Beatty has been ingesting dihydrogen monoxide, a deadly fluid that is SO dangerous, the victims do not realize they have been struck until it's too late.
*audience gasps*
Yes. We don't even know the symptoms -- but we have noticed a pattern. Each person who has ingested dihydrogen monoxide tends to advertise this deadly fluid in their right hand and give a weak smile. (*zoom in on Ms. Beatty's tired face*)
This could happen to you if you aren't careful! By your anti-dihydrogen monoxide product today (*sponge is displayed on screen*)
--no people were harmed (yet) in the making of this warning --

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

lights camera action....

now showing.. model Ms. Beatty..and the greatest thing on Earth.. WATER.. bottle water to be exact..

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

You better not take this picture. I don't want to ruin your camera again with this water bottle.

(Immediately after this picture was taken, the film was extracted, just in time to escape being drowned by RoboMom pouring water on the camera.)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

Mrs. Beatty: (singing to herself) Have water and a smile.

Director: Cut! I said Cut!!! IT's supposed to be a smile Jenny, a smile. Not a smirk... a smile. Let's try one more time... from the top.

[INSPIRATION>] old Coca~Cola ads [/<INSPIRATION]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

Dave: who asked you to bring water? ::eats the KK in 3 bites::

Mrs. Beatty: Amanda did... cause the only thing she is good at during a KK competition is Choking.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

<not an Entry>

Didn't you say you wonld't use people's Who Am I picture for the caption contest?

</nae>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

<obviously not an entry>

I don't recall ever making that a rule (official or not). I've used several over the past year--Heidi's, Ed's, Dori's, and probably a few others I can't remember. It used to be illegal for folks to enter if it was their picture, but even that was never enforced.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

"Water, it's what us Champions drink!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

Mrs. Beatty: What how'd this water get in my hand?
[announcer voice] We never stop surprising you[/announcer voice= for the uninformed hannaford is a grocery store that has this really annoying jingle whose "punchline" is "We never stop surrrrrprizing youuuuuuuuuuu... Haannnaaforrrdd!!]
Mrs. Beatty [Smiles at Camera and thinks]: Grh. Must be Billfred setting me up for the caption contest. Curse you and your 1337 picture attempt avoidance skills!!!]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

Water and headphones don't mix. Please keep separated...

[not part of entry]
(Trust Me - I know 8))

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

Miss Jenny: LOOK MA! I got my headset, my clipboard, my cool sly vest, and a bottle of water! I feel important.

(later on trips over wire)

Miss Jenny: Klutzy, but still important!



[NOT ENTRY] I love you, Miss Jenny! =] [/NOT ENTRY]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

Hey, wait a second here.....

You all are just jealous because you don't have a wearable file cabinet containing color-coded index cards, earplugs, headset, backup safety glasses (in case I need a pair on my face), breath mints, reading glasses, distance glasses, pens, bandaids, cell phone, business cards and waterless hand cleaner and pins,pins, pins, plus I can store that bottle of water, shove the clipboard in the back flap and have two hands free to strangle, uh, I mean hug Dori.