CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59
 

Yay for the week of The Capital Clash. Here's the scores:

Before I get to the picture, a slight note. As the start of the post implied, I'm going to The Capital Clash. One of several things may happen with the judging of this contest:

1) I judge it in DC and post it Sunday.
2) I judge it in Columbia and post it Sunday.
3) I judge it in Columbia and post it Monday (under The Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule).

Additionally, if a certain challenge is accepted, things may get a little more interesting. But we'll cross that theoretical bridge when we get to it.

Oh, and the deadline is still Saturday at midnight.

Here's the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=10470

(man, I'm so dead when I get to DC)

Go!!

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"billfred, ya see this nice bottle of water i'm holding here? good. If i see my picture up as a caption contest you will be seeing this bottle more clearly over your head..."

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As shown here Jenny Beatty demonstrates that it is ok to wear safety glasses as a hair net. :ahh: :ahh:

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*screams in background: NOOOO*
Announcer: Jenny Beatty has been ingesting dihydrogen monoxide, a deadly fluid that is SO dangerous, the victims do not realize they have been struck until it's too late.
*audience gasps*
Yes. We don't even know the symptoms -- but we have noticed a pattern. Each person who has ingested dihydrogen monoxide tends to advertise this deadly fluid in their right hand and give a weak smile. (*zoom in on Ms. Beatty's tired face*)
This could happen to you if you aren't careful! By your anti-dihydrogen monoxide product today (*sponge is displayed on screen*)
--no people were harmed (yet) in the making of this warning --

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lights camera action....

now showing.. model Ms. Beatty..and the greatest thing on Earth.. WATER.. bottle water to be exact..

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You better not take this picture. I don't want to ruin your camera again with this water bottle.

(Immediately after this picture was taken, the film was extracted, just in time to escape being drowned by RoboMom pouring water on the camera.)

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Mrs. Beatty: (singing to herself) Have water and a smile.

Director: Cut! I said Cut!!! IT's supposed to be a smile Jenny, a smile. Not a smirk... a smile. Let's try one more time... from the top.

[INSPIRATION>] old Coca~Cola ads [/<INSPIRATION]

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Dave: who asked you to bring water? ::eats the KK in 3 bites::

Mrs. Beatty: Amanda did... cause the only thing she is good at during a KK competition is Choking.

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<not an Entry>

Didn't you say you wonld't use people's Who Am I picture for the caption contest?

</nae>

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<obviously not an entry>

I don't recall ever making that a rule (official or not). I've used several over the past year--Heidi's, Ed's, Dori's, and probably a few others I can't remember. It used to be illegal for folks to enter if it was their picture, but even that was never enforced.

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"Water, it's what us Champions drink!"

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Mrs. Beatty: What how'd this water get in my hand?
[announcer voice] We never stop surprising you[/announcer voice= for the uninformed hannaford is a grocery store that has this really annoying jingle whose "punchline" is "We never stop surrrrrprizing youuuuuuuuuuu... Haannnaaforrrdd!!]
Mrs. Beatty [Smiles at Camera and thinks]: Grh. Must be Billfred setting me up for the caption contest. Curse you and your 1337 picture attempt avoidance skills!!!]

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Water and headphones don't mix. Please keep separated...

[not part of entry]
(Trust Me - I know 8))

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Miss Jenny: LOOK MA! I got my headset, my clipboard, my cool sly vest, and a bottle of water! I feel important.

(later on trips over wire)

Miss Jenny: Klutzy, but still important!



[NOT ENTRY] I love you, Miss Jenny! =] [/NOT ENTRY]

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Hey, wait a second here.....

You all are just jealous because you don't have a wearable file cabinet containing color-coded index cards, earplugs, headset, backup safety glasses (in case I need a pair on my face), breath mints, reading glasses, distance glasses, pens, bandaids, cell phone, business cards and waterless hand cleaner and pins,pins, pins, plus I can store that bottle of water, shove the clipboard in the back flap and have two hands free to strangle, uh, I mean hug Dori.

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"Every one ready to go fishin'?"

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see this? this is how we keep the arena safe from fire. fire extinguisher? where? .... oh....well fire extinguishers are overrated anyways.

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"Drinking with Ms. Jenny" never quite caught on like "Cooking with Chef Bill"; she took quite a loss on the T-Shirt sales.

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FIRST to Show Latest in Attire During New York's Couture Fashion Week

FIRST specializes in bringing the latest in robotics cometition attire to the sophisticated, boutique market and to a clientele with an appreciation for the very best designs, giving the wearer “the delightful sensation of turning heads.” As we've just seen on our model Dean, denim never goes out of style. And here is Jenny, modeling the latest in FIRST Senior Mentor apparel. As you can see here, fall fashions are all about the accessories. Note the designer safety glasses, tetrahedron earring, and NEMO tattoo. Jenny will be sure to turn heads at any competition she attends. Next we have....

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With her best "Mona Lisa" smile Jenny asks "anyone have an aspirin, these engineers are driving me nuts!?!". Analgesics being the only thing she forgot to pack into the vest.

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As a special surprise for the CD folk who have rumored for months now about having a water game, Jenny decides to give them a special treat by having a round where the robots must stack water bottles. Due to FIRSTs liability concerns about water and electronics this is as close to a true water game as they will allow.

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See how happy you are when the person in front of you takes the last FIRST bottle of water!

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"Straighten out those wheels, tuck in those wires, charge those batteries! And no T.V. until your code is written!" Jenny Beatty: the real reason they call her RoboMom.

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"It's the Jenny Beatty action figure, complete with FIRST water, FIRST clipboard, non-FIRST vest, and forehead protectors in clear violation of rule 7.3.4!"

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Robomom thinking to self: I have no idea what you just asked me.. so here is a bottle of water... Maybe I wont look to confused. ::forces a smile::

::snaps picture::

Picture taker: HEY THANKS! This will be perfect on my bedroom wall!

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...Hey Kids! Do the REAL Dew!!! :cool:

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Water... now in a easy to carry travel size.

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FIRST it does a body good, here let me show you *grabs billfred by the neck* you grab the person, and then you apply a hearty amount of first onto the person *dumps bottle on billfred*

(billfred should've let big mike score this contest :-p)

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Thank god it is almost over, I can stop drinking just water...

Wetzel

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<not an entry, and yet an entry--Greg Needel is here, and I'm just too lazy to log me out and log him in. so yeah, this is him. and not me.>

bill fred is snoring on the couch next to me so anything i type here will be funny.....

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<not an entry>
It's my couch! I should get points under the Billfred dosn't have to sleep outside rule.

Wetzel

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<not an entry> Billfred, snoring away on your couch. You have a camera... anyone have a video recorder? <not an entry>

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<not an Entry> and big mike should get uber bonus points cause i won at scrabble and i could bear hug you all to oblivion

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"After a long, hard day of work, I reach for a nice ice-cold bottle of mountain spring water, it's the not so watery water " <Cheesy gulping sound> Followed by the new mountain spring jingle.

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"Kids, you must counter balance your apendages so you do not tumble, it happens to the best of us. See how my bottle of water helps to keep my balance center with my clipboard." :)

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<Not an Entry> I have plenty of pictures from capital clash that i think may end up in future caption contest <Not an Entry>

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Well, that was a fun weekend. And a pretty lame trip home. (I was delayed an hour and a half in Dulles, then had to wake up and go to class.)

First place goes to:

And second place...

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Alex Cormier
2) nehalita
3) Jay Trzaskos
4) "Big Mike" (who I had the joy of waking up yesterday. fwahaahaa)
5) EricS-Team180
6) Dorienne 007
7) RoboMom
8) greencactus3
9) Gary Dillard
10) Al Skierkiewicz
11) Jay H 237
12) EricH

And the burn award...

Here's the scores:

One interesting thing to note--Eddie and Heidi are absolutely dead even, both with 23 points and an average score of 3.29. (Eddie wins the third tie breaker, sorting alphabetically.)

Onward!