CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #60
 

Woohoo!

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...DSCF0003_2.jpg

(This is a turnaround record for the caption contest--this picture was taken yesterday morning.)

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight.

Go!

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Dori-"Don't take that picture or you'll be sorry"
Billfred- " yea sure ok"
Dori- Uncaps coke- "You asked for it"
Billfred- " uh oh"

This picture was taken shortly after Billfred was hosed down with coke. Notice that 75% of the bottle is now empty.

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If you must drink and drive, drink coca-cola
(dori, of course, can't handle both so drinking will do)

<not an entry> i love you dori don't kill me </not an entry>

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"Don't look at me like that, I always put on my RCU headband everytime I open up my Coke ever since that one little incident. Remember, when they shook it up on me and when I opened it it shot out everywhere and soaked my hair and then I had Coke dripping on my face for the rest of the day. The headband atleast will keep it from running in my eyes if it happens again."

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"mine, it's all mine! muhahahahaha"

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Dori - "Come here children, and try some of my wonderful elixir! It is the wonderful syrup of life, and source of all things good! Try just a taste, and your life will be different forever! It's OK, it is all free (at first)!"

Wild-eyed Henchman - "... life ... different ... forever! ... Must ... have... more!"

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Here is Firster Dorrie demonstrating that Hip Hop can be accompanied by a Coke bottle.

"(whump whump whump) Go First! (whump) Go First! (whump) Say Hey! (whump ) Say Hey! (whump ) Go First! (whump whump whump) PHISHHHHHHHH

DSAK stands back stage and wonders if they could use a percussion section and can they afford the beverage costs.

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Hello... my name is Dori.

(all) Hello Dori!

Thanks to all of you at ChiefDelphi Anonymous, I am proud to say it's been 13 days since my last "Who am I" picture upload.

(all) /applause

(Billfred, from the back of the room) mmuuuhahahahaa!

Andy B.

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A not-so-covert operative of the RC Cola Underground pilfers some of the enemy's product to dump a little civil disobedience down Billfred's pants.

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Billfred: Oh no... Dori's the new 007!!!
Kid in the background: Dori has a license to kill?!?!
Billfred: Of course not, do you think the British Secret Service is stupid!! She has a license to drive... that's dangerous enough!!

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Dori: This is my ONLY chance to get a picture with this kid. Come on Seth, take just ONE picture.

The Kid: (Talking to his friend in a really ghetto way) ...yo man... this ain't working for me... Your standard is so low... is this what you call "cute"?

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see this? this is our secret way of pumping our tanks up in 10 seconds flat! a bottle of coke with about enough coke in it to cover the bottom of the bottle when you tilt the bottle to a 45 degree angle. actually its not an about. its exactly. but its a secret. so i cant tell you if shaking it 23 times (counting one up and down motion as one shake) in 10 seconds with evenly spaced shakes is gonna work or not.


<sidenote> this caption sucks. i gotta think of a new one..

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Looks like the Coke bottle was shaken first and there was a distinct lack of coordination...Dori aimed at Billfred, but turned her shirt the color of soda!

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guy in back with glowing red eyes: (in an uncharacteristically deep voice) Your Coke will soon be mine...
guy in back: (uses telekinetic powers to suck bottle into hand)
Dori: (says some witty statement about getting coke back)
guy in back: (goes into cliche martial arts pose and makes "bring it" hand signal)
Dori: (goes into similar pose)
Billfred: (sets camera to movie mode)
(Matrix-style fight breaks out with guy in back and Dori flying around whenever they jump)
Billfred: (captures obligitory "camera rotates around fighters while they're frozen in mid kick" shot)
Phil: (grabs coke, drinks it, then runs for safety) Ha! Ha! The Coke is mine!

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"Due to record high Mountain Dew prices, people have been forced to use less effective fuels in their systems. Note Dori's eyes are only partially open, indicating that her Coke hasn't completely woken her up."

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Dori: Look, I found this half empty bottle of Coke...and this strange ring around my neck.
...Meanwhile...
Robot in Back: They’re thieves. They’re thieves, they’re filthy little thieves. Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us. My Precious. Curse them, we hates them! It’s ours it is, and we wants it.

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Selected Scene from Dori and the Zombies

Dori: *Turns around* ahhh Zombie
Zombie (Guy in the background): Muuust Beattt Dorrrri
Dori: Wait till he sees my Coke, mwhaahaahahaaha

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My.....precious......

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"NO COKE FOR YOU. COME BACK ONE YEAR"

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Dori: I am practicing on sohwing my sponsors labels so that win I get into NASCAR I can fit right in.

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Dori: (to the WaterBoy) COKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is better than WATER!!! :D :D :D

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Dorienne, aka, Dori, trying out her new look (so no one can accuse her of posting the same photo over and over) in front of the always mystified Seth, in anticipation of posting her 500th WAI photo on the ChiefDephi forums.

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Seth: [talking to someone in the background] You see man, we be ninjas... I know a pretty good amount of kung fu. ::puts hand out like so:: See man, you didnt even see all of that.

Dori: ::fakes a smile:: I wasnt gunna do anything with this soda... ::thinks to self -- I should go and get seth with it:: ::evil laugh::

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Dori: "Oh, uh, hi Mr. Lavery. No, I don't know what that black liquid is all over your transmission. Could it be leaking oil? Coke? Why would you say that?"

Seth: "Hey Dori, there's a phone call for you from some guy named 'Andy Mark'; he wants to know if you finished the 'project' for him yet, whatever that means."

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[not an entry]Billfred, could we have a rule that pictures other than the (un)official caption contest picture must be linked to, not included in the post? I think some people were unintentionally confused this time around by an included picture. [/not an entry]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #60
 

I'm not going to make that a rule, as pictures frequently make for more interesting entries.

I will, however, say this: the only sure-fire source for a week's picture is from the link in my post. Brad's picture is not it this week--this is the picture:

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"billfred, ya see this nice bottle of coke i'm holding here? good. If i see my picture up as a caption contest you will be seeing this bottle more clearly over your head..."



:p

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<NOT AN ENTRY> Who the heck took that?!?!? I don't remember it being taken...
Dang...this bites..y'all are mean mean people. :p :D

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"Sure, I don't mind sharing my Coke with you if you don't mind backwash."

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Dori- " Hey, Master Lavery, YOU ARE NEXT!

I just beat Bill in the WWF Krispy Kreme Challenge at the Capital Clash.

The “Women Warriors of FIRST” must revenge the loss by Amanda at IRI.

Yes, I am coming for you! ”
:)

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Seth: "As soon as Dori heard that FIRST had chosen Atlanta for Championships again, she quickly poured her Pepsi into a Coke bottle. I kept telling her that nobody would care, but you know Dori - since her episode with the paparazzi, she's always trying to be politically correct! Now where's those people from Access Hollywood???"

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If FIRST ran a tabloid:

"In a scandal that rocked the FIRST community, Dori tested positive for Coke."

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"R.C.U???
It's not Robot Chick's Union!
It's Reaction Control Unit.

See.....I shake this Unit of Coke, then
Control it's spray upon your startled face,
and revel in your Reaction !!!!

...muhahahahahahahah! " :D

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The new poster girl for coke.

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*Shakes up coke*

*sprays on innocent people around her*

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Has it only been a week since The Capital Clash? Man, time messes with me.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) nehalita
2) Bcahn836
3) T. Hoffman
4) EddieMcD
5) Dave Scheck
6) RoboMom
7) Gary Dillard
8) EricS-Team180
9) KathieK
10) Jay H 237
11) dlavery
12) Al Skierkiewicz
13) Jay Trzaskos

And the burn award...

Les scores:

Onward!