CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #61
 

...and onward we'll go. Here's the scores:

And the picture (accept no substitutes!): http://albums.photo.epson.com/j/View...580&p=71611996

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

Go!!

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AHHHHH RUN ITS MIKEZILLA!!!!!!!

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Big mike: Girls in skirts are the best. Specially when they are dancing.

The lady: BIG MIKE!!!!! aren't you 45 years old?

<not an entry> ya ya ya I know I am going to get bearhugged by Big Mike again... its like a tradition. </not an entry>

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Big Mike: "Swing your partner 'round and 'round, turn my frown upside down"
(Of course Big Mike would have loved to join but we politely reminded him that he had to have been able to keep up a beat ... hence he gave up)

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As seen here, Mike is trying to use camouflage to hide him among other firsters, before going in for the horrifying bear hug. His victims have no idea when he is going to strike. . .

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"The jesters of Big Mike the Ref's court have pleased me once again. You are excused! Next!"

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Mark Leon as he Runs by : wow i wish i had a cool yellow hard hat to wear....


(*not entry* for the record i knew this was comming cause i picked on Billfred all through capitol clash about not ever using me as a caption contest "victum")

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Girls: AHHHHH!!! I don't know which direction to run.
Big Mike: This is too easy... I wonder where that crazy Italian is hiding now? Oh Paul, come out come out where ever you are!!

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The world renowed explorer "Big" Mike discovers the North American FIRST Chicken Dancers in the Georgia Dome in Atlanta, Georgia. Not long after he bear hugged both creatures to death in which he recived a key to the city from the mayor of Atlanta from putting a stop to such undesirable behavior.

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Music: "If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, id been married long time ago" Big Mike: "Hey its a regular Indiana hoedown"

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Big Mike: "OK, I know it's expensive for Regional Planning Committees to host Team Socials, but this is getting really lame..."

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Big Mike thinks to himself..."I don't know which one to pick this time, so many to hug, so little time!"
Mark sensing the disaster to come reminds himself of the old bear adage..."I don't have to outrun Big Mike, I just have to outrun the girls"

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Big Mike, "Well now, there's something you don't see every day. FIRSTers that actually have rhythm. Every time I try to get jiggy wit it at competition, it looks more like a painfully wounded water buffalo."

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Mike: *sings* "where did ya come from where did ya, HI my name is cotton-eyed-joe!"

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Although Zordon had warned him of the BigMikezilla, the Billy the Blue Power Ranger ran in fear from the beast. Rita had really done it this time. Billy was going to have to call his friends Jason, Trini, Zach, Tommy, and Kimberly to help him defeat the foe.

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And the Ultimate Question is: Can Big Mike bear hug multiple people while doing the Cickendance? And, of course the other question is, can he chase Copioli, do the chickendance, and bear hug multiple people all at the same time?

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Referee Big Mike: "Wow! Conjoined twins as the human player. Or is that players?
*Confused*
Who's feet do I look at?
*more confused*
I have to check the Triple Play rule book on this one."

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"ladies, which way is the gym?"

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Steve Erwin: KRIKY Look at the size of that one! He's a beaut! You almost never see a Mike of that size! He's a real dinosaur he is. Now that he fell for our bait we're going to get some lasos over his arms so he doesn't hug anybody. When a mike goes into a death hug he can easily snap every bone in your body! Its going to take all eight of us to weigh him down so we can tag him and release him back into the wild. He's a BEAST!

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Big Mike: Wow, a two headed man!

(no I'm serious look at Mark Leon [with the yellow hardhat] and the guy in the blue cap)

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<not entry>Sad, this is my own picture and I can't think of a proper caption for it!</end>

Mike: Hey ladies....
Mark: An opening! Now I can make my escape without being bearhugged!

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While the blondes kept Big Mike distracted workers frantically started setting up the tetra traps in the background to try to trap him once and for all. Needless to say, they only got so far before realizing there just weren't enough tetras to stack high enough to complete this feat.

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Big Mike: Geeze, all I said was I have to go put my Winnie the Pooh suit on and everyone panicked!

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Big Mike was able to hide the fact that he forgot to use deodorant, until the chicken dance started. Thankfully the stands quickly cleared, but those on stage were not so lucky; they were overcome by the noxious gas and just started acting goofy.

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Big Mike is seen preparing to bear hug in a horrible experiment to try and create something with as much energy as Ashlee.

Mark Leon could only run in horror at the thought.

Wetzel

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Big Mike and others check out a 2006 game idea. Using human players as the robots, they demo the extended 30 second autonomous mode square dance :ahh:

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Girl 1: STOP SWINGING ME!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: That creepy tall guy keeps staring at me...
Girl 2: HAHAHAAHAHA *swings faster*
Girl 1: STOP!
Girl 2: *swings her, accidentally lets go* ....Oops.

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"Now... which one is Big Mike again?"


<not an entry>You really can't miss him, can you?</not an entry>

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As the reigning and 25-time undefeated World Champion Dork, Big Mike serves as an honorary referee at the International Geek, Dweeb, and Spaz Championships in Atlanta, GA. Here, we see him judging the winning entry in the "Spaz" category. Mark Leon, realizing he is about to lose his grasp on the coveted title of "America's Spaz", runs to the nearest bathroom to cry the pain away.

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Announcer: Come on Down to Big Mike's rodeo, featuring the toughest robots, th Biggest Bear hug you've ever seen, and of course the biggest square dance this side of the Missisippi. YeeeeeeeHaw!

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in the circle of socks going around, the whites seem to be dominating the center of the circle, where the reds are being flung around on the outside. although hats and helmets seem to be quite fair and we see a couple colors of each on differing levels of altitude, the lowly socks seem not able to rise anywhere above the knee level due to their discrimination of the red ones. :mad:

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Music:"Swing your partner round and round do the robot hoe down."

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Is it Sunday already?!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to...

1) JosephM
2) Jay H 237
3) T. Hoffman
4) Dorienne 007 (is it bad that I was about to type Plait instead?)
5) EddieMcD
6) Gary Dillard
7) MissInformation
8) iCurtis
9) Rich Kressly
10) Amanda Morrison
11) Kyle
12) Arefin Bari
13) Bcahn836
14) Rich Wong

And the burn award...

Here's the scores:

Onward!