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Here I come to save the game! :p
"Sir, would it help if I said I'd be considerably less likely to end my life if you let us do this?" |
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Charlie Bartlett (fantastic movie)
Don't worry Captain, we always knew you were a bit of a whoopsy. |
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Stardust
My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. He has emotional problems. |
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Can you give us another hint?
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Donnie Darko
It happens every time, they all become blueberries. |
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
"No, one time I was at this hospital, in france, and I met this great chick." |
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BASEketball Featuring Trey Parker and Matt Stone
" Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom." |
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The Usual Suspects... Great Movie...
You're born, you take $@#$@#$@#$@#. You get out in the world, you take more $@#$@#$@#$@#. You climb a little higher, you take less $@#$@#$@#$@#. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what $@#$@#$@#$@# even looks like. |
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Layer Cake...another great movie
"Who in their right mind given the choice between living and pancakes would choose pancakes?" |
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EDIT: Quick check in my dvd collection shows that the only serious movie I have from Will Ferrel is Stranger Than Fiction. Pretty nice movie and is told masterfully. My turn: also from one of my favorite movies. "Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse. " |
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Catch Me If You Can
Oh, you really think the pilot is controlling this plane? That would really scare me. |
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Next up: They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?" |
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"Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taughtcha how to skate, I taughtcha how to score, I taughtcha how to go for the "W". You could have been one of the greats! An' now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was. " |
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Mighty Ducks, that was cake.
"I've always wanted to open a door to a room of people training like in James Bond movies." |
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"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow." |
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"Yeah he looks like him. She looks like him. Oh look over there! There goes his little twin brother. You give me one picture and expect me to find him among all these kids? You must be crazy, I'm gonna get on the waterslide." |
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Blank Check
This quote is all one character talking: "How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you, and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?" |
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Mafia!
Ch1.) How you feel about monopolies? Ch2.) What, the game? |
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American Gangster.
My turn (finally): Character 1: "A professor from Columbia University should not be corresponding with a crazy German book keeper." Character 2: "He's a patent clerk, not a book keeper, and I think Mister Einstein needs all the support I can give him." |
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The Time Machine
Ch. 1 - "I take it back. You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand" This may be somewhat hard so let me know if I need to add another quote |
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Sandlot (okay, now I really wanna go watch Sandlot)
"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned... my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is, Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it." |
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Another hint please.
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Same movie:
"I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear." |
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American history x
"My way isn't very sportsmanlike" |
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The princess bride
Charecter one:"this landing is gonna get pretty interesting." Charecter two:"define "interesting"" Charecter one:"oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" |
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Serenity :D
One of the funniest scenes in that movie... and one of the best camera shots I've seen in any movie (all one shot that involves almost every room in the ship in some way... pretty nice) "So, you think you've solved in 14 days what they couldn't solve in two years?" |
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stargate
Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know; I don't know if we'll have enough time |
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Click!!!!!
""What it. What it is, is, ah. It's, ah... is, ah, is. No. What, what it is, is. [shouting] It's spirit crushing, I said! " |
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close but wrong on mine it is not click
heres another quote Hey come hit this right here, you need to hit this |
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It's Old School
"If you need me I'll be over there, sitting next to the Native American Joe Pesci" |
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
"Maybe not, but it's the only thing I know how to do and I gotta do something." |
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Speed Racer
"If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college." |
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Iron Man -Great Movie
"I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness" |
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The Usual Supects
Ch1: They're armed. Ch2: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what? Ch1: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you (edited out word)! |
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Lock, stock and two smoking barrels
My turn :) Character 1: "He needs wine. It's his elixir." Character 2: "We will send a walking monk." Character 3: "Don't you have a running monk?" |
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The Forbidden Kingdom
Charecter 1: How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level? Charecter 2: Try the local sewer. |
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OK, so if no one is going to answer this, then I will.
Since it starts today I waited. Answer: Indiana Jones and The Raider of the Lost Ark. Character 1: "Any questions?" Character 2: "Yeah. Could we get a capuccino machine in here? 'Cause I don't know what you call this." Character 3: "I call it cruel and unusual. " Character 4: "Hey, I made that coffee." Character 2: "Exactly." |
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Mission impossible (one of Tom Cruises last good movies
"It's the funny man. Tell us a joke funny man" |
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Boondock Saints
C1: The truth is, I can't handle the idea of her not liking me. I can't handle the idea of ANYBODY not liking me. C2: Hey C1, the hundred or so people you've killed in the last five years, more than likely have families that don't think too highly of you. |
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It's been a week, got another hint Plz
The Management :D |
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Hint: 1998 movie staring Mark Wahlberg and Lou Diamond Phillips
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The Big Hit
"I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit sucicide" |
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Another hint please.
The Management :D |
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Southland Tales.
"Don't spit in that cop's burger." |
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Super Troopers
1: Where the hell are we? 2: Do I look like your travel agent? 2: While you're at it, why don't you call my agent? 1: Do I look like your secretary? |
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MORTAL COMBAT! dadun dadun dadundundundundun dadun dadun dadundundundundun dun dun dun dun dun
"You don't know how lucky you are being a monkey. Because consciousness is a terrible curse. I think. I feel. I suffer. And all I ask in return is the opportunity to do my work. And they won't allow it... because I raise issues." |
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Another clue please.
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BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
1: Prepare ship for light speed. 2: No, no, no, light speed is too slow. 1: Light speed, too slow? 2: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed. 1: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it. |
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Spaceballs: The Movie
Person 1: "Are we going to see the child?" Person 2: "I should think so." Bonus: who are the characters who spoke these lines? |
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Another hint please?
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Person one is a dæmon.
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Golden Compass
"War? Everybody know war!" |
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OK time for hint number two.
Same movie, different character: "Fifty million dollars?!? Who you think you got? Chelsea Clinton?" |
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Rush Hour
You want fries with that? My turn: Character 1: "The food's brown, hot, and plenty of it." |
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OK, another clue.
CH 2: "We had different needs. I needed him to treat me decently and get a job, and he needed to empty my bank account and leave. " |
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City Slickers
Ch 1: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. CH 2: 'Tis but a scratch. CH 1: A scratch? Your arm's off! CH 2: No, it isn't. CH 1:Well, what's that, then? CH 2: I've had worse. CH 1: You liar! CH 2: Come on, you pansy! |
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Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
"Thank you, thank you, thank you. Now we all know how the majority and the media in this country view the Catholic church. They think of us as a passe, archaic institution. People find the Bible obtuse... even hokey. Now in an effort to disprove all that the church has appointed this year as a time of renewal... both of faith and of style. For example, the crucifix. While it has been a time honored symbol of our faith, Holy Mother Church has decided to retire this highly recognizable, yet wholly depressing image of our Lord crucified. Christ didn't come to Earth to give us the willies... He came to help us out. He was a booster. And it is with that take on our Lord in mind that we've come up with a new, more inspiring sigil. So it is with great pleasure that I present you with the first of many revamps the "Catholicism WOW. " campaign will unveil over the next year. I give you... The Buddy Christ. Now that's not the sanctioned term we're using for the symbol, just something we've been kicking around the office, but look at it. Doesn't it... pop? Buddy Christ..." |
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Dogma
"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em. " |
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Dodgeball
"Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me, queer giraffes. I want my money back" |
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New hint please :)
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Gladiator???
"Everybody everywhere will say, "Clint Eastwood is the biggest yellow-belly in the west."" |
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Back to the Future III
"I hate manure" My turn: CH1: "What happened last night?" CH 2: "Oh, gunfight, explosions, sharks, you know, the usual." |
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Lethal Weapon 4
We got to watch the original, uncensored Lethal Weapon on the way back from Chesapeake. Good times. "There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a loaded gun and those who dig. You dig!" |
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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
"No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin'. ":D |
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If no one else is going to answer this one than I will.
Days of Thunder. My turn: CH 1: "While you're at it, why don't you call my agent?" Ch 2: "Do I look like your secretary?" |
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OK another hint;
CH 1: "Where the hell are we?" CH 2: "Do I look like your travel agent?" |
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I can't believe no one saw Mortal Kombat.
Flawless Victory! OK, a new one; CH 1: "Voice confirmation required." CH 2: "Uhhh..." CH 1: "Voice confirmation accepted." |
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Wall-E
And for something new... "We're talking paranoid delusional psychosis. I saw the guy's room. Cozy... if you're Hannibal Lecter." |
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anyone???
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Another hint please :)
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Ace Ventura, pet detective.
My turn; "That girl will tear your heart out, put it in a blender and hit "frappe"." |
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The Mask
1.) We'll ... interface with the FBI on this dead body. 2.) No, no. God no. Burn the body. Get rid of it. 1.) Okay. |
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Burn after reading
CH 1:Can you fly this plane and land it? CH 2:Surely you can't be serious. CH 1 again: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. |
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Airplane
Here you go: "When man comes up against something he can't destroy, he destroys himself instead. " |
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OK, I'm late :(
May we have another hint please? |
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I do believe that's from 30 Days of Night. That was a pretty sweet movie.
Pretty easy one here. "You just couldn't let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever." |
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The Dark Knight
Ch1:"One more word and i'll hold you in contempt." Ch2:"I hold myself in contempt!!" |
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Another hint please.
Signed: The Management :D |
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Police Officer: You know why I pulled you over?
Ch 1: Depends on how long you were following me! Police Officer: Why don't we just take it from the top? Ch 1: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding! Police Officer: Is that all? Ch 1: No... I have unpaid parking tickets |
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I think that is "Liar Liar"
"if you have one bucket that holds 5 gallons and one bucket that holds 3gallons how many buckets do you have?" |
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Since nobody has answered yet i'm gonna give another clue
Ch1: "Excuse me i'm actually supposed to be getting out of prison today" Ch2: "Idiot, your in the wrong line" |
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Idiocracy (Pretty awful movie if you ask me)
"Minors not miners you idiot!" |
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would that be galixy quest?
here's mine: "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you." |
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V for Vendetta
My turn: Ch1: "I'm sorry, I won't be here when you get back... my wife says I can't be a spy anymore. I have to be home for dinner." |
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thats rush hour 3
Ch1 "What's this movie about?" Ch2 "Me" Ch1 "I couldn't even get your mother to watch that movie" |
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well it's been a week so here is another clue
Ch1 "Tea? What's with the finger?! That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!" Ch2 "I got you" |
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Be Cool
CH1: That ditch is "CH3's" ditch. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. What's your dirt doin' in his ditch? CH2: I don't know, Boss. CH1: You better get in there and get it out, boy. |
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That quote had a lot of "Holes" in it :D
CH1: The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours, if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes. Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, I've always liked that word...”gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite. |
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Sorry, Wayne. It's actually Cool Hand Luke.
And... I'll just stick with Wayne's quote. |
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Wayne's quote is from Kill Bill Volume II
"I have respect for beer!...I have respect for beer!!!!!" |
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A Beautiful Mind
Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help! |
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Do you have another quote? No one is getting this one.
Signed The Management :D |
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CH1: Picking up no strangers, Susan. I said that when we left Denver, and I'm sticking with it. Especially a man carrying a gun!
(sorry it took me so long) |
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Wow...nice dig!
The Night of the Lepus... hate that movie :P "Stop being a freaking dinosaur and get a job!" |
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Hmm no idea..
" *punched in the face* Surprised?" |
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xxsumz, please only post if you know what movie the quote comes from. Thank you.
The Management :D |
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Tottanka, please post another hint.
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no need it's "Step Brothers"
Here's mine: Si vis pacem, para bellum. |
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