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Kevin Kolodziej 23-09-2005 00:11
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #63
 
"I bet the gears and springs inside this thing would feel right at home in our transmission next year! Afterall, the clock is off the shelf..er, mantle."

MissInformation 23-09-2005 11:15
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #63
 
As the self appointed leader of the advocacy group PADST (People Against Daylight Savings Time), Pal readies his group with a rallying speech about the unfairness of having to remember if it's "fall forward" or "fall back" before their big protest march on Washington D.C.

dlavery 23-09-2005 11:46
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #63
 
Pal: Now I will finally know the answer to the age-old question: "what happens when you annoy a clock?"

Elgin: It gets ticked off!

Pal: But why were you sitting on the clock?

Elgin: Because I wanted to be on time!!! Anyway, even though it is a new clock, you will need to be careful about the bugs inside.

Pal: Bugs???

Elgin: Yeah, you know - ticks! :D

Elgin Clock 23-09-2005 12:16
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #63
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay H 237
If you pay attention closely to this photo you will see there's actually two clock's visible, although one of them works much harded than the other, to the point where the hands never stop moving!
[ I am dead........................I am sooo dead!!! :p ]
<not an entry>Ya you are. Blasphemy.. all lies I tell ya. MY hands were moving as well, as I was clapping at the time.</not an entry>

Billfred 25-09-2005 22:01
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #63
 
Sorry about the holdup--between working on a project and accidentally closing the window midway and recovering from yesterday, it seems that it's a vast conspiracy to keep me from scoring this thing.

First place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by dlavery
Pal: Now I will finally know the answer to the age-old question: "what happens when you annoy a clock?"

Elgin: It gets ticked off!

Pal: But why were you sitting on the clock?

Elgin: Because I wanted to be on time!!! Anyway, even though it is a new clock, you will need to be careful about the bugs inside.

Pal: Bugs???

Elgin: Yeah, you know - ticks!
Dave, you should meet Mr. Hosford (1293's engineer) sometime.

Second place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by iCurtis
Carll: Oh how nice guys this'll look great on my mantle piece. Wait a second, what is this?!? A timer to next year! *sigh* Some things never do die...
Honorable mentions go to...

1) Gary Dillard
2) Kevin Kolodziej
3) KathieK
4) EricS-Team180
5) EricH
6) Adam Richards
7) Rich Wong
8) EddieMcD
9) Wayne Doenges
10) Jessica Boucher
11) Dorienne 007
12) JosephM
13) Bcahn836
14) Arefin Bari
15) Jay H 237

And the burn award...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay Trzaskos
At the last possible moment before leaving Earth for his castle hide out, Father Time takes this chance to show of his time machine. He was planning on giving it to Gary Dillard to help him go back in time and keep his hair, but then decided it was more fun to make fun of him for it.
Which means the scores are...

Code:
Nehalita        34
EddieMcD        31
Gary Dillard        31
MissInformation        31
Dlavery        27
Jay Trzaskos        27
Rich Wong        25
Jay H 237        24
KathieK        21
EricH        21
“Big Mike”        20
Arefin Bari        20
EricS-Team180        19
Al Skierkiewicz        18
Amanda Morrison        16
T. Hoffman        16
Dorienne 007        16
Bcahn836        15
Icurtis        13
Koko Ed        12
Kyle45        12
1derboy        12
Xzvrw2        11
DCA Fan        10
Andy Baker        9
Ashley Christine        9
JosephM        8
Pat McCarthy        7
DanielBCR        7
Dave Scheck        7
Kjhobin        7
Brandy836        6
JVN        6
Miketwalker        6
Alex Cormier        6
Conor Ryan        6
Squirrelrock        5
Goober!!!        5
Mechanicalbrain        5
KarenH        4
Kevin Kolodziej        4
RoboMom        4
Cyberguy34000        4
Greencactus3        4
Tiffany34990        4
Spears312        4
Rich Kressly        3
Richardp        3
Ryan Foley        3
Wayne Doenges        3
Adam Richards        2
Andrew Rudolph        2
Elgin Clock        2
Jessica Boucher        2
Kyle        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Denman        2
Greg Needel        2
Liz C        2
Sciguy125        2
Wetzel        2
anna~marie        1
Barry Bonzack        1
Ben Lauer        1
Budda648        1
Eugenia Gabrielov        1
First degree        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Matt Attallah        1
Termite233        1
Tytus Gerrish        1
Wilshire        1
Onward!


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