Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #65
 

sung by lady, as she crosses her legs back and forth every two beats:

"One singular sensation, every little step she takes
One thrilling combination, every move that she makes"

AB

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #65
 

"I told you this game wasn't a crowd pleaser! Where's the lights, where's the pizazz, where's the glitter? Why am I even talking to you?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #65
 

Team 340: seee... only ours can go to the loading zone and pick up a tetra at this point (4 weeks of build), wooooo.

Team 71: No you are not. Wait a minute, ya you are...

<not an entry> keep in mind team 71 only got tetras from the Human player. Also keep in mind, there were teams who were doing what team 340 was doing by the 4 weeks of build season </not an entry>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #65
 

Lady: For the last time, the phrase "Dave says that's Pimp" cannot be used without expressive permission from Dave.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #65
 

white paper in the background:
things to do:
1. design a gripper
2. build a gripper
3. take a picture of our robot so it can be used in the caption contest
4. take over the world
5. get some slurpies

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #65
 

"Yes lady...it really does GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR down the field at 34.0 FPS"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #65
 

Bystander #1: "Behold the sight of people standing by the field, cheering their team on."

Bystander #2: "But they're all sitting."

Bystander #1: "Oh, they just don't want that lady in back to feel bad."

Bystander #2: "Why? What happened?"

Bystander #1: "She can't stand because she pulled a quad."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #65
 

Ok people, If you want what was really being said I can tell you. I was the man behind the camera.

Man in yellow shirt: Our robot looks like a hunk of junk but it is still better than yours (he's from 1405).

Woman pointing: Listen Tom, if it wasn't for us you wouldn't even have an arm.

Man in yellow shirt: you wanna go right now lin?


Lady in black sweatshirt: It's 4AM on ship day and I still don't have any idea what this game is about.

Lady in light sweater: it's 4AM? I bet the kids are getting hungry we should start thinking about doing a Nick Tahoe's run for some plates.

Guy in black sweatshirt: UMMMM Tahoe's

Kid Driving robot: Mr. Rees is it too late to build a new robot?


John still back in classroom: I'm right here

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Lady to bald guy: "My good man, I dare say your barren pate is reminiscent of that of a young college student I met at Clarkson U back in '04. His intellect was unsurpassed; alas, his personality was as uninspiring as his hygiene was appalling. What was his name again? I do believe it was Johnny Goon.... Care for some tea and crumpets?"

Bald Guy: "No, thank you, milady, I'm on Atkins." (secretly thinks to himself "I always thought I looked like Gary Dillard, a horrific fact that has tortured my soul for years.")

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Lady: The color of the tetra is r-r-r-r-r...r-r-r-r-r-...reee...Reee....ugh blue! the color of the tetra is blue...

Guy: You know...sometimes it's better to just keep quiet...

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Alright, alright, I know it's late. But better late than never.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Alex Cormier
2) Bcahn836
3) Jay H 237
4) Dorienne 007
5) EddieMcD
6) sciguy125
7) KathieK
8) xzvrw2
9) Jay Trzaskos
10) DCA Fan

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are....

Onward!