CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #65
 

In other words, it's the Huskie Brigadeth caption contest.

Here's the scores:

And here's the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=10150

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

Go!

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lady in backround

"...and i'll tell you another thing mister, that robot is in the loading zone, don't get me started again..."

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Sadly after this photo was taken team 340's erector set arm design came to a tragic halt.

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Lady in backround- "When I was your age, pvc and aluminum wasn't invented yet and we built our robots out of wood and twine"

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lady: I told you to build the field out of METAL not wood you moron!

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[guy in yellow shirt] "What do you mean you want me to put on a hat?!"

[woman pointing at his head] "I'm having trouble seeing with the glare from the lights!"

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Lady in background: YOU DID THIS! YOU CAUSED THAT TETRA TO GET CAUGHT ON THE ROBOT! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

Man: Lady...one, I don't know you; two, I didn't do that. The tetra is supposed to be picked up by the robot. It's not accidental.

Lady: Oh. Well, carry on then good man.

Man: Whatever.

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Lady in the Background: See what you did? The glare from your head kept that robot from grabbing a vision tetra!

Man: You want to take this outside? Because I can go right now.

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Teacher Lady in the Background: "Young man, didn't I warn you back in 3rd grade that if you didn't start paying attention in class, you'd never get very far in life? Look at you! All grown up and still playing with toys!"

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Lady in background: Back in my day, we didn't have robots to move our tetras around. We had to carry them into the city ourselves. The cold snow froze our feet while the sun hot baked our heads. We were too poor to buy shoes and hats. And we had to go uphill, both ways.

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Team 340, misinterpreting the rules, invented the Tetra-pult. Using it's vision system it can throw a tetra onto any pointed object. Tragically a woman was injured when she inadvertently raised her index finger to point at something.

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Man in dark sweatshirt: Come on you guys, that's not in the loading zone!

::Robot closes in on loader::

Woman in background: Now what did I tell you about contact??? You go take twenty laps around the field right now!

::Robot dies::

Man in dark sweatshirt: All right, who pulled the plug?

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man in yellow " well there goes our transmission again"

women holding up finger " i told you we should have followed Joe's nothing but DeWalts, instead of trying to do things our own way"

<not an entry: i know everyone in this picture but chose not to use their names to protect the inocent :D >

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Soon after this photograph was taken the drivers, for old time sake, tried to see if they could get the robot up the six inch steps. Luckily, only one person was injured. The moral of the story, never point at people when you are talking to them, and always wear your safety glasses. ;)

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I TOLD you it was a good idea to split up the students from the engineers and let each group design and build a robot. Now if the engineers can finish theirs in the 3 weeks left before the ship date, we'll let them battle it out; otherwise, we go with this one from the students.

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sung by lady, as she crosses her legs back and forth every two beats:

"One singular sensation, every little step she takes
One thrilling combination, every move that she makes"

AB

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"I told you this game wasn't a crowd pleaser! Where's the lights, where's the pizazz, where's the glitter? Why am I even talking to you?"

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Team 340: seee... only ours can go to the loading zone and pick up a tetra at this point (4 weeks of build), wooooo.

Team 71: No you are not. Wait a minute, ya you are...

<not an entry> keep in mind team 71 only got tetras from the Human player. Also keep in mind, there were teams who were doing what team 340 was doing by the 4 weeks of build season </not an entry>

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Lady: For the last time, the phrase "Dave says that's Pimp" cannot be used without expressive permission from Dave.

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white paper in the background:
things to do:
1. design a gripper
2. build a gripper
3. take a picture of our robot so it can be used in the caption contest
4. take over the world
5. get some slurpies

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"Yes lady...it really does GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR down the field at 34.0 FPS"

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Bystander #1: "Behold the sight of people standing by the field, cheering their team on."

Bystander #2: "But they're all sitting."

Bystander #1: "Oh, they just don't want that lady in back to feel bad."

Bystander #2: "Why? What happened?"

Bystander #1: "She can't stand because she pulled a quad."

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Ok people, If you want what was really being said I can tell you. I was the man behind the camera.

Man in yellow shirt: Our robot looks like a hunk of junk but it is still better than yours (he's from 1405).

Woman pointing: Listen Tom, if it wasn't for us you wouldn't even have an arm.

Man in yellow shirt: you wanna go right now lin?


Lady in black sweatshirt: It's 4AM on ship day and I still don't have any idea what this game is about.

Lady in light sweater: it's 4AM? I bet the kids are getting hungry we should start thinking about doing a Nick Tahoe's run for some plates.

Guy in black sweatshirt: UMMMM Tahoe's

Kid Driving robot: Mr. Rees is it too late to build a new robot?


John still back in classroom: I'm right here

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Lady to bald guy: "My good man, I dare say your barren pate is reminiscent of that of a young college student I met at Clarkson U back in '04. His intellect was unsurpassed; alas, his personality was as uninspiring as his hygiene was appalling. What was his name again? I do believe it was Johnny Goon.... Care for some tea and crumpets?"

Bald Guy: "No, thank you, milady, I'm on Atkins." (secretly thinks to himself "I always thought I looked like Gary Dillard, a horrific fact that has tortured my soul for years.")

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Lady: The color of the tetra is r-r-r-r-r...r-r-r-r-r-...reee...Reee....ugh blue! the color of the tetra is blue...

Guy: You know...sometimes it's better to just keep quiet...

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Alright, alright, I know it's late. But better late than never.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Alex Cormier
2) Bcahn836
3) Jay H 237
4) Dorienne 007
5) EddieMcD
6) sciguy125
7) KathieK
8) xzvrw2
9) Jay Trzaskos
10) DCA Fan

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are....

Onward!