Your most random quote ever
 

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"Never pet a burning dog." - From the opening tips of Warcraft II.

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It's not personally mine but my friend once tried to explain how to make diamond plate:

Brian: "You know how they make diamond plate right?"
Someone in his audience: "No, how?"
Brian: "You see, they take peanut butter, or anything else organic, then put it in a high pressure nitrogen environment. Or methane, I don't know, something inert..."
audience: [blank stares]
someone: "What the heck are you talking about!?"
Brian: "I'm serious, that's how they make it."
someone: "No they don't"
Brian: "Yes they do!"
someone: "I don't think you know what diamond plate is."
...

The conversation continued in a similar manner until we were able to figure out that he was talking about synthetic diamonds rather than diamond plate.

Ahh...late nights during build period... The funniest things don't happen until after the feeble freshmen call it a night.

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From on of our team's alumni:

"You can't ride home on a bowl 'o goat, that's what I always used to say."

If you want a ton of funny quotes, check out this page: http://www.brainofbrian.com/quotes-irony.html

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there are lots, but here's a few

"I hope they don't catch us in here screwing." (after some stuff fell off the robot in the early days of last build season)

"Be alert - the world needs more lerts"

"does it work?"
"yes"
"*squeal* really ?!?"
"no..."

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"Gah, this ain't rocket science, I'm just cutting a pie! It should NOT be this difficult!"

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Here are a few:

“I’m a FREAKIN’ mentor, I can walk on FREAKIN’ water” Heebe Geebe (Not2b)

"So Jagadics would kneel down and we would hear a wimper like someone ran over a small puppy. Then and only then would we realize that poor Joe sat on a steel shaving the wrong way."

“Thanks for the Root Beer…Satin!”

Not Relating to FIRST:

“If a major production company can spent 130 million dollars to make the worst piece of crap sci-fi movie, imagine what kind of damage you and your three buddies could do with your dad’s camcorder and a three dollar tape.” - Science Fiction teacher

“I hope you all had a good weekend. If you didn’t you can try again in five days.” -Honors Debate teacher

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there is a new one like everyday

corey: oh wait trevor is in baseball
bharat: thats all you think of
corey: ya you know me all too well
bharat: that sounds like we are old buddies who went hunting together.
corey: there we go, the most random quote of the day


i think it was the air in school.. a lot of us did not feel well.

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I thought too much in high school....

"If everything is possible, there is the possibility that something is impossible..."

::sigh:: :)

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"why do people say shut up anyways? why would you mention up when you're bringing them down? you should really say shut down -- of course you'd probably have to wait a long time if you're by windows..."

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From one of the most legendary mentors in first...

(Find that in the spotlights and view the original post, and it makes a lot more sense.)

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I have just stuffed mounds of moldy peanut butter i found in my nose in my shoes for school tommorow! -an origianal soiyo saru quote! 5/3/04

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its all fun and games until someone losses an eye...and then it's ping pong!! :yikes:

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just for the records, I wasn't the one to say this...

If I were Ashely I would walk around naked.

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(During Psychology when the meditation video told us to slowly bring our minds back with the waves and what not)

"Treat your mind like a puppy, Bring it back gently, don't beat it with a stick."

(My Psych teacher actually told me to say that to see how deep people actually got into their meditations.)

"Oh My God... It all makes sense to me now! Duct Tape really does stick to everything..." *has duct tape stuck to my hair*