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LordBritten 03-10-2005 21:53

Your most random quote ever
 
What is yours????

Jeff Rodriguez 03-10-2005 21:58

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
"Never pet a burning dog." - From the opening tips of Warcraft II.

sciguy125 03-10-2005 22:08

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
It's not personally mine but my friend once tried to explain how to make diamond plate:

Brian: "You know how they make diamond plate right?"
Someone in his audience: "No, how?"
Brian: "You see, they take peanut butter, or anything else organic, then put it in a high pressure nitrogen environment. Or methane, I don't know, something inert..."
audience: [blank stares]
someone: "What the heck are you talking about!?"
Brian: "I'm serious, that's how they make it."
someone: "No they don't"
Brian: "Yes they do!"
someone: "I don't think you know what diamond plate is."
...

The conversation continued in a similar manner until we were able to figure out that he was talking about synthetic diamonds rather than diamond plate.

Ahh...late nights during build period... The funniest things don't happen until after the feeble freshmen call it a night.

artdutra04 03-10-2005 22:25

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
From on of our team's alumni:

"You can't ride home on a bowl 'o goat, that's what I always used to say."

If you want a ton of funny quotes, check out this page: http://www.brainofbrian.com/quotes-irony.html

sure_smile 03-10-2005 22:27

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
there are lots, but here's a few

"I hope they don't catch us in here screwing." (after some stuff fell off the robot in the early days of last build season)

"Be alert - the world needs more lerts"

"does it work?"
"yes"
"*squeal* really ?!?"
"no..."

Redneck 03-10-2005 23:32

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
"Gah, this ain't rocket science, I'm just cutting a pie! It should NOT be this difficult!"

Joe J. 03-10-2005 23:36

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
Here are a few:

“I’m a FREAKIN’ mentor, I can walk on FREAKIN’ water” Heebe Geebe (Not2b)

"So Jagadics would kneel down and we would hear a wimper like someone ran over a small puppy. Then and only then would we realize that poor Joe sat on a steel shaving the wrong way."

“Thanks for the Root Beer…Satin!”

Not Relating to FIRST:

“If a major production company can spent 130 million dollars to make the worst piece of crap sci-fi movie, imagine what kind of damage you and your three buddies could do with your dad’s camcorder and a three dollar tape.” - Science Fiction teacher

“I hope you all had a good weekend. If you didn’t you can try again in five days.” -Honors Debate teacher

Bharat Nain 03-10-2005 23:38

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
there is a new one like everyday

corey: oh wait trevor is in baseball
bharat: thats all you think of
corey: ya you know me all too well
bharat: that sounds like we are old buddies who went hunting together.
corey: there we go, the most random quote of the day


i think it was the air in school.. a lot of us did not feel well.

Kims Robot 03-10-2005 23:52

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
I thought too much in high school....

"If everything is possible, there is the possibility that something is impossible..."

::sigh:: :)

nehalita 03-10-2005 23:55

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
"why do people say shut up anyways? why would you mention up when you're bringing them down? you should really say shut down -- of course you'd probably have to wait a long time if you're by windows..."

Billfred 04-10-2005 00:28

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
From one of the most legendary mentors in first...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker
please take the time to kick me in the butt.

(Find that in the spotlights and view the original post, and it makes a lot more sense.)

Saru29 04-10-2005 12:08

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
I have just stuffed mounds of moldy peanut butter i found in my nose in my shoes for school tommorow! -an origianal soiyo saru quote! 5/3/04

LordBritten 04-10-2005 15:51

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
its all fun and games until someone losses an eye...and then it's ping pong!! :yikes:

anna~marie 04-10-2005 16:18

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
just for the records, I wasn't the one to say this...

If I were Ashely I would walk around naked.

Sakura141 04-10-2005 21:47

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
(During Psychology when the meditation video told us to slowly bring our minds back with the waves and what not)

"Treat your mind like a puppy, Bring it back gently, don't beat it with a stick."

(My Psych teacher actually told me to say that to see how deep people actually got into their meditations.)

"Oh My God... It all makes sense to me now! Duct Tape really does stick to everything..." *has duct tape stuck to my hair*

LordBritten 04-10-2005 23:03

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

bombadier337 05-10-2005 09:39

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?"
-Edgar Bergen

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researches also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
- Mat Lauer, Today Show, NBC

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

Squirrelrock 05-10-2005 11:00

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Broox, as of sometime last year...
The yellow potatoe sat on the stump, but it's ok, cause I still have my cheesewhiz. On Tuesday, I'm gonna jump off of my roof, and land in China, all with my eyes closed. One day, this guy came up to me and said, "I'm gonna hurt you in your face." I turned around and said, "Well I'm gonna kill you in your face." Man, I showed him!

I have no clue where this came from, and I'm almost ashamed to say I've memorized it.

MissInformation 05-10-2005 15:50

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
"Did you just make me copy popsicles?" said in indignation and rather silly sounding when taken out of contex.

Heidi

mechanicalbrain 06-10-2005 21:53

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
uhh it would be this one! :D

I saw this on www.despair.com. This is so true if its the end of build season and people are working until the wee hours of the morning, foods been on a table for a couple hours, and your tired from helping move large quantities of metal! :(

LordBritten 07-10-2005 21:29

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
Quote:

Baggo is Here, Baggo is there, OMG Bagoo is Every Were!!
:ahh: :ahh:

CraigHickman 08-10-2005 01:24

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
"The opptimist thinks a glass is half full. The pessimist believes it is half empty. The engineer believes the glass was designed twice the necessary size."

"Love is like a flower- even the most beautiful kind dies" -Till Lindermann (singer of Rammstein)

Jaine Perotti 09-10-2005 20:25

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
"Nerf gun!"
-- Me (and Dillon)

Laura 1547 09-10-2005 20:46

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
okay i was talking to Bryan from 1305 one day...

Bryan: I was going to go out but all my plans just seemed to disappear.
Laura: Like when you pull the plug in a bathtub full of water?
Bryan: .......no....not quite...

I don't even know why i said it, it was just spur of the moment but it still makes me laugh. And Bryan when you read this...yes i still remember that!!!

Wayne Doenges 10-10-2005 10:39

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
My favorite;

"Of all the things I've lost in life, I miss my mind the most"

Others:

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into intakes."
"If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving."
"Totally and completely eliminate repetitive redundancy"
"There comes a time, in every project, when you should shoot the engineers and start production."
"I know engineers, they love to change things." Quote from Star Trek I

Jay Trzaskos 10-10-2005 14:17

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
Around 4am one morning last year-
"Oh no, What time does Sergi's close?" (Sergi's is the best pizza in potsdam)
... slight pause "I dont know...whats the number for Sergi's?"
about 5 minutes later... "wait, does anyone here even have a phone?"
this was followed by the sounds of 7 college kids diving to their bags to look for a cell phone.

also

"For the last time, hippies are not acceptable pets!!!"

CmptrGk 10-10-2005 14:21

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
this happend in the car pool after bash.

i said this "everying is better when its shiny. *pause* except a hamburger."
i could barely keep my eyes open that night.

Ted Boucher 10-10-2005 15:06

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LordBritten
its all fun and games until someone losses an eye...and then it's ping pong!! :yikes:

or as elgin clock would tell me..

"its all fun and games until someone losses an eye, then it is just the game of finding the eye"

KarenH 11-10-2005 02:13

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
Late in the evening, when it was time for the guests to go home:

He: "It's time to put the cat out."

She: "Why, is it on fire?"

vic burg 11-10-2005 08:22

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
some of the random quotes, some from robotics, some not:
"toe socks!" (i was very tired and my mom had just picked me up from coming back from UCF last year, she asked if i had fun)
"stufu"(pronouncing stfu as stufu, to a fellow classmate)
"i like eggs"
"well, there goes the baby"(i dont know why i said that)
(i was explaining th robot mechanisim to my mom as we were eating dinner)"and we have two different gears, one is a 4 1, the other 3, oh, there sauce on your shirt, 1, which makes t a 1 to 12 ratio for the gears"

i say random things all the time, i just cant remember some of them! lol :D

George A. 13-10-2005 00:03

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
Here are a few...

"either you're with us, or you're with the zombie snowmen"

one day during construction a freshman walked in from the hall (after the janitors had finished mopping) wiggled his feet on the floor and said "my shoes are" and then just walked off...the rest of us just looked on in confusion

here's a discussion Sara and I had at NJ regional last year while testing the field before the doors open:

"Don't make me...I'll use my Jedi Lightning Powers to zap you"
"You wouldn't be able to do that, I'll hear you coming and get out of the way"
"Nu Uh, I'll put on my mittens and the lightning won't make that cheesy crackling effect that it does in the movies"

Three days of almost no sleep gets to you.

LordBritten 25-10-2006 22:26

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
Spontaneous combustion could happen to anyone. At any time. Do YOU know where the nearest fire extinguisher is located?

Nica F. 26-10-2006 00:08

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
we're standing around in robotics, and:

boy on my team: I bet you 20 dollars you can't kick my butt (litterally)


im proud to say i won 20 dollars that day. :D

Cody Carey 26-10-2006 01:00

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
This isn't really random, because it happens frequently...

Me: " Why are you trying to pull my pants down ?!?!?!?!"
<Insert Friend Name>: " Nobody is touching you..."
Me: "That is IRRELEVANT, KNAVE!!!"
<Insert Friend Name>: "But you aren't even wea-"
ME: " I'm hungry ... ... ... ... For food. N' Stuff."

And my favorite tidbit of randomness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBHLrpn07G4
DISCLAIMER: This is strange humor... And is somewhat depressing:eek:... so if You are offended by trivial knives, then please don't follow the link. :D

I just thought it was random...

anna~marie 26-10-2006 09:35

Re: Your most random quote ever
 
Wasn't me but freshman year...
"I wonder if the ice cream machine (like a pop dispenser) will give me change for a $20"
Needless to say it didn't


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