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Billfred 10-10-2005 00:22
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Here goes again. Le scores:

Code:
Gary Dillard        37
EddieMcD        35
Nehalita        34
MissInformation        32
Jay Trzaskos        29
Dlavery        28
Jay H 237        28
Rich Wong        27
Amanda Morrison        26
KathieK        25
EricH        24
Arefin Bari        22
“Big Mike”        20
Dorienne 007        20
EricS-Team180        20
Al Skierkiewicz        19
T. Hoffman        19
Bcahn836        18
Icurtis        16
Wayne Doenges        15
Andy Baker        14
Xzvrw2        14
Kyle45        13
1derboy        13
Koko Ed        12
DCA Fan        12
JosephM        10
Alex Cormier        10
Ashley Christine        9
Kjhobin        8
Mechanicalbrain        8
Pat McCarthy        7
DanielBCR        7
Dave Scheck        7
Brandy836        6
JVN        6
Miketwalker        6
Squirrelrock        6
Conor Ryan        6
Goober!!!        5
KarenH        4
Kevin Kolodziej        4
RoboMom        4
Cyberguy34000        4
Greencactus3        4
Sciguy125        4
Tiffany34990        4
Spears312        4
Rich Kressly        3
Richardp        3
Ryan Foley        3
Greg Needel        3
Adam Richards        2
Andrew Rudolph        2
Elgin Clock        2
Jessica Boucher        2
Kyle        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Ogre        2
Denman        2
Liz C        2
Wetzel        2
anna~marie        1
Barry Bonzack        1
Ben Lauer        1
Bill_Hancoc        1
Budda648        1
Eugenia Gabrielov        1
First degree        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Matt Attallah        1
Termite233        1
Tytus Gerrish        1
Wilshire        1
Rees2001        1
And the picture...

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p1110055.html

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

Go!

Arefin Bari 10-10-2005 00:37
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Heidi: You know you guys should always eat healthy.

Dave: ::thinking:: what is she talking about? she is always eating something, specially those kks I bring with me.

Rich Wong 10-10-2005 00:56
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Dave: "Jello, chopsticks, doll house….. no.

Jello, doll house, paper plates ……no, no.

Heidi, Chopsticks, Jello…..no, no, no.

Paper plates, Jello, chopsticks….. why not?

Note to self- design a 2006 game using giant paper plates, a pool of Jello, and five feet chopsticks.

I’m a genius."

Joe Matt 10-10-2005 00:56
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Now kids, let Dave be, he's obviously playing with his doll set right now. You NEVER want to disturb a NASA engineer while he is playing with his doll set!

Elgin Clock 10-10-2005 02:24
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Associated Press (10-10-2005) Mattel and NASA announce the partnership to team up to bring you the Astronaut Barbie Playset. The joining will be an attempt to get more young females into the areas of science and technology. The idea was conceived by NASA Engineer Dave Lavery after playing with the Barbie dollhouse set at a picnic and trying to think of new ways to bring women into the fields of science and technology. Lavery had this to say "While playing with the Barbie dollhouse at the picnic, I was moved to finally bring the most recognized toy for girls for the last 50 years into a 21'st century market" Lavery continues saying that "Each Astronaut Barbie will come with a matching pink Mars Rover for hours of enjoyment".

Batteries are of course not included since the mini rovers run on the power of the sun.. *









*Sun sold separately :p

Jay H 237 10-10-2005 05:44
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
"I can't believe Barbie has the same decorating tastes as me. This house is just like a miniature version of my own, complete with the fucia appliances and teal hot tub!"

Bcahn836 10-10-2005 06:15
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Hedi- " Jello, chopsticks on three. One Two jello.
Dave thinking- " I wonder if KK makes a jello filled donut"

xzvrw2 10-10-2005 07:01
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Dave: Yesss I have always anted to eat jello with chopsticks!!!

Travis Hoffman 10-10-2005 07:51
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Heidi: "No, Timmy! That's a bad little Timmy! Don't eat the green jello! Those are the "Stolichnaya Specials" I made for Dave! He's already playing with dolls. After he downs a few more of these green beauties, I'll have enough Photoshoppable pictures to last me for decades!"

Meanwhile, Dave, holding a Barbie doll in his left hand and a Ken in his right, is happily lost in the fantasy world his befuddled mind has created...

NASA Groupie Barbie: "OMG! OMG! OMG! NASA Engineer Ken, I worship the ground you walk on! The exploration of Mars is so interesting!

NASA Engineer Ken: "Yeah, baby, I love to go where no man has gone before. I'd love to explore the uncharted terrain of your lips...."

NASA Engineer Barbie: <slaps Ken with plastic hand> "Well I'm speaking English, but you're obviously speaking metric. Get lost, creep!" <moves on to next victim> "Oh, there's NASA Engineer Dave! I think I'll go and meet him!"

<Dave puts Ken down and picks up his favorite possession - a perfect scale model of himself in a pimp suit>

NASA Engineer Dave: <in deepest Barry White voice possible, interspersed with musical interludes from the soundtrack of "Shaft"> "Heyyyyyyy, baby. Chicka chicka wow wow, chicka wow, wow. What's happenin'?"

........

COPYRIGHT MMV TRAVIS HOFFMAN CREATIONS, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Denman 10-10-2005 09:23
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
<not an entry>
Some of these entries are getting slightly disturbing
</not an entry>
Heidi, when being controlled by a voodoo doll (presumerably the guy really far away looking down at something hes holding)

Wayne Doenges 10-10-2005 09:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Heidi: We will be having a contest to see who can eat their jello the fastest using only chopsticks. Please be very quiet as Dave is getting old and needs his rest. On three.....1......2......3.......GO!
Dave: "Snort" (wakes up) We have liftoff!!

Gary Dillard 10-10-2005 12:38
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Now when I snap my fingers, you will all wake up and believe that you are Japanese tourists doing jello shots.
Except for you Dave..... you will remain asleep, for now. I've got something much better planned for you. MUWAHAHAHAHAHA......

EricH 10-10-2005 13:37
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Now we all know one of Dave's game ideas: use robots to fill dollhouses with Jello, however, the robots must use chopsticks. The human players, meanwhile, are using chopsticks to eat the other team's jello. Autonomous is chasing both Dave (as the game's publicist) and Heidi (as the game's inventor) off the field, using vision systems that target both cameras and Hawaiian shirts.

Jay Trzaskos 10-10-2005 13:47
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Kids: Sounds like... sounds like ate?
Heidi: (points at Pepsi can and then the guy in the background whos flexing his arm)
Kids: Sounds like ate, something to do with Pepsi, and is strong?
Dave(whispering): how come Heidi never lets me play FIRST cherades, It's Beatty people... Beatty!! (goes back to playing with NASA Engineer Dave and NASA Groupie Barbie)
Dave: cough, cough, Beatty, cough cough.
Heidi: That's it Dave, go sit in the corner.
Dave: Ah man, not again! :rolleyes:

Travis Hoffman 10-10-2005 13:52
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay Trzaskos
Kids: Sounds like... sounds like ate?
Heidi: (points at Pepsi can and then the guy in the background whos flexing his arm)
Kids: Sounds like ate, something to do with Pepsi, and is strong?
Dave(whispering): how come Heidi never lets me play FIRST cherades, It's Beatty people... Beatty!! (goes back to playing with NASA Engineer Dave and NASA Groupie Barbie)
Dave: cough, cough, Beatty, cough cough.
Heidi: That's it Dave, go sit in the corner.
Dave: Ah man, not again! :rolleyes:
[NOT AN ENTRY]
If Jay wins, I think I should get a percentage of his points winnings for his unlicensed, uncredited use of copyrighted portions of my creative works. I demand restitution! :p
[/NOT AN ENTRY]

Ian Curtis 10-10-2005 15:36
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Heidi: Ok kids, picnic 101. Ya see flys always get in the potato salad and the ants always try to get into the watermelon. Now I forgot my flyswatter today so I'm going to demonstrate how to do it with my patented "Invisi-Swatter" so the fly has no chance at all. Lavery are you paying attention!?
Dave: Snoooooorrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee
Heidi: Whatever. Then you assume this position *this is where the picture was taken*.

tiffany34990 10-10-2005 18:25
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
kid1: where is the fork already.. how do i use chopsticks?? somebody help me

kid2: hmm chopsticks taste good to eat :D
Heidi to kid2: you know you aren't suppose to eat the chopsticks right?!




<not an entry> sorry i have to tease about chopsticks..some people just can't use them correctly and well have bad manners with them <not an entry>

Bill_Hancoc 10-10-2005 19:09
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
And that is how you eat a picnic with chopsticks in a nutshell...

MissInformation 10-10-2005 23:11
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
The reason people like me will never pass Parenting 101: “No vegetables until you finish your desert!”


<not an entry> Do you really think Mattel would go for a Dave doll? There could be Formal Wear Dave and NASA Engineer Dave and of course, Pimp Dave. Andy, you have daughters, would you buy them a Dave doll? <not an entry>

KarenH 11-10-2005 02:33
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
According to our best guess, in the 2006 game robots will have to use chopsticks to stack soda cans on a dollhouse. In order to design a chopstick-wielding robot, we must first learn how to use the chopsticks ourselves. Good job, kids! But please, no slurping.

Elgin Clock 11-10-2005 05:03
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissInformation

<not an entry> Do you really think Mattel would go for a Dave doll? There could be Formal Wear Dave and NASA Engineer Dave and of course, Pimp Dave. Andy, you have daughters, would you buy them a Dave doll? <not an entry>
<also not an entry> :yikes: Sorry Dave, I should of never put those ideas into her head.. Forgive me? :yikes: </also not an entry>

<another non-entry><sidetracked thought> Speaking of FIRST related action figures: http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...n+Matt+Hoffman </sidetracked thought></another non-entry>

EricS-Team180 12-10-2005 12:31
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
<Dave's thought bubble> "I can always count on Heidi...so thoughtful and creative with the kids...yaz yaz"

<Heidi:> "OK kids! Seal your lips with a jello square and plug you noses with the chop sticks....last one to pass out wins!"

dlavery 12-10-2005 15:49
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
/me thinks: "I don't care how many times she tries it, or how loudly she yells about it, there is just something fundamentally wrong when Heidi uses both hands to eat with her chopsticks..."

Goober!!! 12-10-2005 18:46
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Dave: Next year im going to Bring jello and chop sticks to every team at the championship!!! :D :D :D

Dorienne 12-10-2005 19:46
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Heidi: Okay children let's help Dave make his dollhouse so he can play with his little cutesy wootsy friends...

Dave is seemingly reading the manual, but slowly lowers it to look at Heidi with glaring eyes. Unbeknownst to Heidi, Dave is reading a secret plot on how to finally destroy his evil nemesis.

Dave: Just you wait, Heidi, just you wait...

Kids: HAHA YOU'RE A LITTLE GIRL WITH COOTIES WHO LIKES TO PLAY WITH DOLLIES!

Dave: THEY'RE NOT DOLLIES THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!

Kids: O_O;

Dave: ...

Al Skierkiewicz 13-10-2005 08:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
As her team intenetly listens, Heidi explains the next team building activity. Dave (who is faking a nap) begins planning new and varied ways of drawing Amanda Morrison into the ever expanding universe of eating competitions now that KK's have become passe.

Andy Baker 13-10-2005 13:12
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Dave, thinking:

Sheesh, here we go again. If I had a nickle for every time I heard the "how Heidi fought off a street gang with her chopsticks" story, I could pay for my own mission to Mars.


<not an entry... btw... Heidi... if there was a Dave doll, my daughters would each want one. My eldest had a pet Gecko, but it died. The Dave doll could be a cheap substitute. The younger two are big with Barbies... so Dave could play the role of "grampa" to Barbie. :) >

nehalita 13-10-2005 13:21
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Heidi: J-E-L-L-O it's aliiiive
(and dave is...not....)

EddieMcD 15-10-2005 02:45
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
"THIS JUST IN! Dave Lavery: A Barbie girl in a Barbie world? News at 11..."

Billfred 17-10-2005 16:51
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #66
 
Apologies on the lateness of this one. Yesterday I went to the South Carolina State Fair to help out at the FIRST booth there, and by the end of it, I felt like I'd just spent a day at a regional. (I might as well have--I was in 342's pit, by 1398's robot, talking to people wanting to know what it does.)

First place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
Heidi: "No, Timmy! That's a bad little Timmy! Don't eat the green jello! Those are the "Stolichnaya Specials" I made for Dave! He's already playing with dolls. After he downs a few more of these green beauties, I'll have enough Photoshoppable pictures to last me for decades!"

Meanwhile, Dave, holding a Barbie doll in his left hand and a Ken in his right, is happily lost in the fantasy world his befuddled mind has created...

NASA Groupie Barbie: "OMG! OMG! OMG! NASA Engineer Ken, I worship the ground you walk on! The exploration of Mars is so interesting!

NASA Engineer Ken: "Yeah, baby, I love to go where no man has gone before. I'd love to explore the uncharted terrain of your lips...."

NASA Engineer Barbie: <slaps Ken with plastic hand> "Well I'm speaking English, but you're obviously speaking metric. Get lost, creep!" <moves on to next victim> "Oh, there's NASA Engineer Dave! I think I'll go and meet him!"

<Dave puts Ken down and picks up his favorite possession - a perfect scale model of himself in a pimp suit>

NASA Engineer Dave: <in deepest Barry White voice possible, interspersed with musical interludes from the soundtrack of "Shaft"> "Heyyyyyyy, baby. Chicka chicka wow wow, chicka wow, wow. What's happenin'?"

........

COPYRIGHT MMV TRAVIS HOFFMAN CREATIONS, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
Second place goes to...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges
Heidi: We will be having a contest to see who can eat their jello the fastest using only chopsticks. Please be very quiet as Dave is getting old and needs his rest. On three.....1......2......3.......GO!
Dave: "Snort" (wakes up) We have liftoff!!
Honorable mentions go to...

1) JosephM
2) Elgin Clock
3) Jay H 237
4) Denman
5) Gary Dillard
6) EddieMcD
7) Andy Baker
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) dlavery
10) EricS-Team180
11) KarenH
12) MissInformation

And the burn award...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorienne 007
Heidi: Okay children let's help Dave make his dollhouse so he can play with his little cutesy wootsy friends...

Dave is seemingly reading the manual, but slowly lowers it to look at Heidi with glaring eyes. Unbeknownst to Heidi, Dave is reading a secret plot on how to finally destroy his evil nemesis.

Dave: Just you wait, Heidi, just you wait...

Kids: HAHA YOU'RE A LITTLE GIRL WITH COOTIES WHO LIKES TO PLAY WITH DOLLIES!

Dave: THEY'RE NOT DOLLIES THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!

Kids: O_O;

Dave: ...
I'm not really sure how to follow such a thing, except to post the scores:

Code:
Gary Dillard        39
EddieMcD        37
Nehalita        35
MissInformation        34
Dlavery        30
Jay Trzaskos        30
T. Hoffman        29
Jay H 237        28
Rich Wong        28
Amanda Morrison        26
KathieK        25
EricH        25
Dorienne 007        23
Arefin Bari        23
EricS-Team180        22
Al Skierkiewicz        21
Wayne Doenges        20
“Big Mike”        20
Bcahn836        19
Icurtis        17
Andy Baker        16
Xzvrw2        15
Kyle45        13
1derboy        13
JosephM        12
Koko Ed        12
DCA Fan        12
Alex Cormier        10
Ashley Christine        9
Kjhobin        8
Mechanicalbrain        8
Pat McCarthy        7
DanielBCR        7
Dave Scheck        7
Brandy836        6
JVN        6
KarenH        6
Miketwalker        6
Squirrelrock        6
Conor Ryan        6
Goober!!!        6
Tiffany34990        5
Elgin Clock        4
Kevin Kolodziej        4
RoboMom        4
Cyberguy34000        4
Denman        4
Greencactus3        4
Sciguy125        4
Spears312        4
Rich Kressly        3
Richardp        3
Ryan Foley        3
Greg Needel        3
Adam Richards        2
Andrew Rudolph        2
Jessica Boucher        2
Kyle        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Ogre        2
Bill_Hancoc        2
Liz C        2
Wetzel        2
anna~marie        1
Barry Bonzack        1
Ben Lauer        1
Budda648        1
Eugenia Gabrielov        1
First degree        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Matt Attallah        1
Termite233        1
Tytus Gerrish        1
Wilshire        1
Rees2001        1
Onward!


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