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Me so COLD must sit by the HOT BOT!!! :D :D :D

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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance my switching to Team 67

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Pat:(singing)
"If your HOT and you know it, lay on the ground..."
"If your HOT and you know it, lay on the ground..."
"If your HOT and you know it and you realy want to show it, If your HOT and you know it, lay on the ground..."

"If your on the Chairman's Award winning team and you know it, lay on the ground..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #67
 

Pat: I love you, Robot....

Robot: ...

Pat: *sigh* I love looking at the stars with you...it's so nice and romantic..

Robot: ...

Someone on the sideline: PAT! WAKE UP! WE'RE ABOUT TO BE CALLED FOR A COMPETITION.

Pat: *wakes up, startled* WHA?! Oh. Okay.

Someone: *snickers* May as well just wear a washer on his left hand and say he's married...to the robot.

Pat: ...*Looks over to someone else* Why did he say that?

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Pat: She is my HOTTIE. I am the only one who is allowed to kiss her. But if you pay 50 cents maybe I will let you kiss her.

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Hey! We're having a little moment here, can't you tell? Do you mind?!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #67
 

FIRST, in hopes of getting the human player more involved, will be adding the sidecar option. But pick your human player carefully as the 130 pound max weight will still be effect. As you can see in this picture this team will need to go on a serious diet :D

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #67
 

Pat was pretty happy when his teammates told him he was going to "get the Hot Wedgie he deserved", until he discovered that ownership of the team robot wasn't what they had in mind.

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Some FIRSTers spend way too much time with their robots, and start to believe that together they make a mega-robot.

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<This post censored by the moderators for being too sexually explicit>

No, they did not actually censor it, and yes, that is my entry.

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"Team 67 tried to enter the one on the left in the competion. Unfortunately, it was a tad lengthy, so they went with the one on the right."

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This is an actual picture used in back country ranger training. Please note the foolish boy playing with the HotBot. Seconds after this picture was taken, the animal turned "ON" and autonomously dragged him through the brush and he was never seen again. Please note the animal control tag, #67, this is a very dangerous animal. Do not approach without at least two other teams to assist.

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this robot's hot hot hot. ouch.

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Pat: Driver of the Championship Robot junior year, Championship Chairman's Award, toasty Atlanta when everyone back in Michigan is freezing, all I need now is one of mom's brownies. But wait, she came down here to see me, MOMMMMMM

PS. Pat it has been way too long since I've had your mom's brownies lol

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Desperate for money to feed his DDR addiction, Pat came up with a scheme: when no one was looking, he would throw himself in front of the robot and scream "my back, my back" and collect insurance money.