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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
You tell someone the moon is 250,000 miles away and they believe you.
You tell someone the sun is 10,000 degress and they believe you. You tell someone an alarm will sound if they open this door and they just got to try it themselves. |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
The effects of a long day at the scoring table combine: Red-blue colorblindness+only being able to read numbers=ALARM!
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
Dude, my free gift from the Austin Powers Fan Club finally arrived today. What's that?....Yes, that free gift. I'm holding it right now.....What?....Hey, it's too loud in here, let me go out back......OK, say again?.....Oh, right.....yes, it really is made in Sweden!.........Does it work???....Well, I don't know. I haven't tried it out yet. Let me call you back in a few minutes....
*TEN MINUTES LATER......* *Calls his friend* Dude! Guess what?! I just put this thing on our robot, and it kicks butt as a vacuum-generating device! Yeahhhh, baby! Skoal! |
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Dude... here comes Amanda. She is ticked that we are using this door. I saw her this morning, kicking some butt in the Armory parking lot and I don't want to get on her bad side. Oh... ut oh... she is picking up a wrench. I better go.
Andy B. |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
<not part of entry> the joy of power... restored wednesday =) </not part of entry>
David Kelly had no other choice... nature was calling and it was an emergency. Following the logical cue, Kelly used the emergency exit because... well when you gotta go, you gotta go. |
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After receiving five calls in a row asking him if he was satisfied with his phone service, David Kelly decided to seek revenge on the next telemarketer who called him...
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"David tried to slip away unnoticed. Unfortunately, he chose the wrong door..."
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
No, mom….. Yes, mom… I know I'm late.
No, mom, I have not been hanging out with my robots. I was studying, *Pause* I’ve been work with my... math study group…. Yeah. I’m serious. We were.... we were working on the mathematical probabilities of scoring in a game. I was the group's "scorekeeper." <YES! I am so smart> Ok, Ok, I’ma came home right now! See, I am exiting the building…… See, I am opening the.... RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
Ever have one of those days where you did nothing, but feel worn out anyway? Yep, this was one of them.
First place goes to: Quote:
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1) Rich Wong 2) iCurtis 3) KathieK 4) Wayne Doenges 5) MissInformation 6) nehalita 7) Andy Baker 8) KenWittlief 9) T. Hoffman 10) Alex Cormier And the burn award... Quote:
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Gary Dillard 48--happy? |
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I humbly request that my points for the burn award be added to my score; it appears that my total didn't change from last week. Merci beaucoup.
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(Seriously, I was standing until reading your post. Lunch beckons.) I'm fixing it right now in the records. |
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