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Wayne Doenges 01-11-2005 05:01

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
 
You tell someone the moon is 250,000 miles away and they believe you.
You tell someone the sun is 10,000 degress and they believe you.
You tell someone an alarm will sound if they open this door and they just got to try it themselves.

EricH 03-11-2005 14:11

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
 
The effects of a long day at the scoring table combine: Red-blue colorblindness+only being able to read numbers=ALARM!

Travis Hoffman 03-11-2005 16:21

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
 
Dude, my free gift from the Austin Powers Fan Club finally arrived today. What's that?....Yes, that free gift. I'm holding it right now.....What?....Hey, it's too loud in here, let me go out back......OK, say again?.....Oh, right.....yes, it really is made in Sweden!.........Does it work???....Well, I don't know. I haven't tried it out yet. Let me call you back in a few minutes....


*TEN MINUTES LATER......*


*Calls his friend* Dude! Guess what?! I just put this thing on our robot, and it kicks butt as a vacuum-generating device! Yeahhhh, baby! Skoal!

Lil' Lavery 04-11-2005 09:30

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
Dude, my free gift from the Austin Powers Fan Club finally arrived today. What's that?....Yes, that free gift. I'm holding it right now.....What?....Hey, it's too loud in here, let me go out back......OK, say again?.....Oh, right.....yes, it really is made in Sweden!.........Does it work???....Well, I don't know. I haven't tried it out yet. Let me call you back in a few minutes....


*TEN MINUTES LATER......*


*Calls his friend* Dude! Guess what?! I just put this thing on our robot, and it kicks butt as a vacuum-generating device! Yeahhhh, baby! Skoal!


*NOT AN ENTRY* EWWW.......

Andy Baker 04-11-2005 10:02

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
 
Dude... here comes Amanda. She is ticked that we are using this door. I saw her this morning, kicking some butt in the Armory parking lot and I don't want to get on her bad side. Oh... ut oh... she is picking up a wrench. I better go.


Andy B.

nehalita 04-11-2005 10:39

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
 
<not part of entry> the joy of power... restored wednesday =) </not part of entry>

David Kelly had no other choice... nature was calling and it was an emergency. Following the logical cue, Kelly used the emergency exit because... well when you gotta go, you gotta go.

MissInformation 04-11-2005 14:50

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
 
After receiving five calls in a row asking him if he was satisfied with his phone service, David Kelly decided to seek revenge on the next telemarketer who called him...

EddieMcD 05-11-2005 04:14

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
 
"David tried to slip away unnoticed. Unfortunately, he chose the wrong door..."

Rich Wong 05-11-2005 08:50

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
 
No, mom….. Yes, mom… I know I'm late.
No, mom, I have not been hanging out with my robots.
I was studying, *Pause*

I’ve been work with my... math study group…. Yeah.
I’m serious. We were.... we were working on the mathematical probabilities of scoring in a game. I was the group's "scorekeeper."
<YES! I am so smart>
Ok, Ok, I’ma came home right now!
See, I am exiting the building…… See, I am opening the....

RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG!

Billfred 06-11-2005 19:36

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
 
Ever have one of those days where you did nothing, but feel worn out anyway? Yep, this was one of them.

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz
This is the reason Dave was turned down for the latest shuttle mission. NASA is just funny that way, you can't prop the door open in space no matter how much better the reception is.

Second place goes to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lil' Lavery
Hooray for literacy! :P

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Rich Wong
2) iCurtis
3) KathieK
4) Wayne Doenges
5) MissInformation
6) nehalita
7) Andy Baker
8) KenWittlief
9) T. Hoffman
10) Alex Cormier

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary "I started this naming-rules-after-people thing" Dillard
The evidence shows that the accuracy of realtime scoring is a direct function of the realtime observation skills of those who are responsible for posting the scores.

Which means the scores are...

Code:

Gary Dillard        48--happy?
Rich Wong        42
MissInformation        40
EddieMcD        40
Nehalita        37
Dlavery        34
T. Hoffman        34
Al Skierkiewicz        33
Jay Trzaskos        33
Jay H 237        32
EricH        31
Andy Baker        28
KathieK        28
Dorienne 007        28
Amanda Morrison        26
Bcahn836        26
Arefin Bari        25
Wayne Doenges        24
Icurtis        23
EricS-Team180        22
“Big Mike”        20
Xzvrw2        18
DCA Fan        17
Koko Ed        15
JosephM        14
Alex Cormier        14
Kyle45        13
1derboy        13
Mechanicalbrain        11
Ashley Christine        9
Kjhobin        9
Pat McCarthy        8
Squirrelrock        8
Conor Ryan        8
Goober!!!        8
DanielBCR        7
Dave Scheck        7
Brandy836        6
Elgin Clock        6
JVN        6
KarenH        6
Miketwalker        6
Sciguy125        6
Tiffany34990        6
Lil' Lavery        5
Jessica Boucher        4
KenWittlief        4
Kevin Kolodziej        4
RoboMom        4
Cyberguy34000        4
Denman        4
Greencactus3        4
Bill_Hancoc        4
Greg Needel        4
Spears312        4
Artdutra04        3
Rich Kressly        3
Richardp        3
Ryan Foley        3
Adam Richards        2
Andrew Rudolph        2
Kyle        2
Meredith343MiM        2
Mini-D67        2
Ogre        2
RogerR        2
Eugenia Gabrielov        2
Liz C        2
Shyra1353        2
Wetzel        2
anna~marie        1
Barry Bonzack        1
Ben Lauer        1
Beth Sweet        1
Budda648        1
First degree        1
John Wanninger        1
KyleGilbert45        1
Lisa Perez        1
Matt Attallah        1
Rees2001        1
Termite233        1
Tytus Gerrish        1
Wilshire        1

Onward!!

Gary Dillard 07-11-2005 08:19

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
 
I humbly request that my points for the burn award be added to my score; it appears that my total didn't change from last week. Merci beaucoup.

Billfred 07-11-2005 11:15

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard
I humbly request that my points for the burn award be added to my score; it appears that my total didn't change from last week. Merci beaucoup.

Darn you, Dillard! You made me sit down and actually do work while checking CD!

(Seriously, I was standing until reading your post. Lunch beckons.)

I'm fixing it right now in the records.


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