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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
....which I assume will be sufficiently hyper.
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Name Totalhttp://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=10499 (Remember, folks, David Kelly (along with JVN) was the first recipient of the burn award.) As always, the deadline is Saturday at Midnight Go! |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
"So...uh...what are you wearing right now...?" |
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"You hear it? The siren, I did it, I just set it off!
Huh?" [screams into phone] "Can you hear me now?! Good! I set it off! You owe me the $50 now! Never mind, I gotta go, the security guards are heading towards me now!" |
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Luckily for David Kelly, he had just gotten out of the DS&TK's concert, so he was already partially deaf. He would later recall hearing a high-pitched buzzing in his ear, we still arent sure if it was the alarm or DJ's voice on the phone.
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David: OPEN SESAME!!! *waits* I'd better do this myself. *opens door* Time to go. *Security officers arrive.* BUSTED.
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*Shortly after this photo was taken*
David: What you can't do this to me, you can't you can't I'm JVN, you can't do this JVN, I am JVN! I am JVN (fades off as Kelly is dragged away)" Police Officer: How Sad, another young individual on a caffiene rush and FIRST high. |
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"I always wanted to do this during an awards ceremony, you know??? You oughta see how fast people are leaving this venue, it's awesome!"
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This is the reason Dave was turned down for the latest shuttle mission. NASA is just funny that way, you can't prop the door open in space no matter how much better the reception is.
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while alarm is sounding: "can you hear me now....good"
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Mysterious voice in the background- " This ladies and gentlemen is the new 007 James Bond Mr. David Kelly.
"Sirens" well umm maybe not." |
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" i still cant hear you good, now i hear some car alarm or somehting, let me go all the way outside."
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Hooray for literacy! :p
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OK! I deactivated the alarms, and I gassed the judges. Now spare the quick robot in here
I mean, get the robot spare quick in here... the spare robot.. in here....quick ...... I think I inhaled some of the nitrous oxide |
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[/not part of entry - Wilma update #1: I got power Saturday night but still no internet at home]
The evidence shows that the accuracy of realtime scoring is a direct function of the realtime observation skills of those who are responsible for posting the scores. |
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"I don't need to read, I'm an engineer. Everything we do is in abbreviations!"
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You tell someone the moon is 250,000 miles away and they believe you.
You tell someone the sun is 10,000 degress and they believe you. You tell someone an alarm will sound if they open this door and they just got to try it themselves. |
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The effects of a long day at the scoring table combine: Red-blue colorblindness+only being able to read numbers=ALARM!
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Dude, my free gift from the Austin Powers Fan Club finally arrived today. What's that?....Yes, that free gift. I'm holding it right now.....What?....Hey, it's too loud in here, let me go out back......OK, say again?.....Oh, right.....yes, it really is made in Sweden!.........Does it work???....Well, I don't know. I haven't tried it out yet. Let me call you back in a few minutes....
*TEN MINUTES LATER......* *Calls his friend* Dude! Guess what?! I just put this thing on our robot, and it kicks butt as a vacuum-generating device! Yeahhhh, baby! Skoal! |
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*NOT AN ENTRY* EWWW....... |
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Dude... here comes Amanda. She is ticked that we are using this door. I saw her this morning, kicking some butt in the Armory parking lot and I don't want to get on her bad side. Oh... ut oh... she is picking up a wrench. I better go.
Andy B. |
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<not part of entry> the joy of power... restored wednesday =) </not part of entry>
David Kelly had no other choice... nature was calling and it was an emergency. Following the logical cue, Kelly used the emergency exit because... well when you gotta go, you gotta go. |
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After receiving five calls in a row asking him if he was satisfied with his phone service, David Kelly decided to seek revenge on the next telemarketer who called him...
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"David tried to slip away unnoticed. Unfortunately, he chose the wrong door..."
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No, mom….. Yes, mom… I know I'm late.
No, mom, I have not been hanging out with my robots. I was studying, *Pause* I’ve been work with my... math study group…. Yeah. I’m serious. We were.... we were working on the mathematical probabilities of scoring in a game. I was the group's "scorekeeper." <YES! I am so smart> Ok, Ok, I’ma came home right now! See, I am exiting the building…… See, I am opening the.... RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! |
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Ever have one of those days where you did nothing, but feel worn out anyway? Yep, this was one of them.
First place goes to: Quote:
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1) Rich Wong 2) iCurtis 3) KathieK 4) Wayne Doenges 5) MissInformation 6) nehalita 7) Andy Baker 8) KenWittlief 9) T. Hoffman 10) Alex Cormier And the burn award... Quote:
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Gary Dillard 48--happy? |
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I humbly request that my points for the burn award be added to my score; it appears that my total didn't change from last week. Merci beaucoup.
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(Seriously, I was standing until reading your post. Lunch beckons.) I'm fixing it right now in the records. |
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