Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

To quote a famous comedian, "There's your sign!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

Yet another pair of perfectly good safety glasses has been demoted to forehead protector use. :eek:

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

Andy Baker: Hey! Tytus! That's my line! And your spelling is as bad as a kindergardener's! Use the Spell Check, Tytus.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

Vote Marcus and Neun for president in November!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

Tytus: Its not a spelling error, its because when ever I write U my head flinches and it looks like a C to those who don't flinch. *Spazes Out*

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

Tytus to Arefin..."I thought you said your Sharpie came with a spell checker. You did it to me again!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

The "Brandon Martus is my hero" signs were plagued by quality problems from the start, so they never caught on like the "I am JVN" tattoos and the "Dave says 'It's pimp'" buttons.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

Arefin: "Brandon Mar....ummmmm i think it might be a C"
Kid in Red: " Don't worry it's not like it matters. Just be quick about it; we need to get this on Tytus without him noticing."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

Tytus: It's not a kick me sign right!? It better not be!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

Following the recent internet trend, Tytus auctioned the space on his back off for advertisement. A certain tall computer guru won the bid.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

"This is like a kick me sign. Its going to kick me me back for puting the sign on my back!!!" :D :D :D

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

At the 2004 IRI, Tytus was most grateful for the opportunity to meet and pay homage to his idol Brandon Marcus (sic), the president and founder of the Bust-a-Sag Club of North America. After the competition, Tytus and Brandon met some of their suburban skater boys and farm-boy homies in the Lawrence North parking lot for a rousing game of hacky-sack and an impromptu white-boy rap battle. Andy Baker cleaned up in both events, with JVN serving as his hype man and Dave Lavery making sure Andy didn't "get served".

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

If only he had taped in on the right way! His legs would be black and blue by the end of the day.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

"Tytus Gerrish: Proof that changing one tiny, often meaningless little letter can haunt you for the rest of your life."

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Amazingly, Tytus hasn't threatened to duct tape me.

First place goes to:

(I genuinely thought he had made up "hype man," but it's apparently a word.)

Second place goes to...

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jay H 237
2) Greg Needel
3) KathieK
4) artdutra04
5) Al Skierkiewicz
6) Gary Dillard
7) Rich Wong
8) Wayne Doenges
9) Tytus Gerrish
10) DCA Fan
11) richardp
12) mechanicalbrain

And the burn award...

Which makes the scores:

Onward!