CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

Did you know that Preston College (my residence) is listed on USC's map as building #70? You do now.

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...gle&picid=8407

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight.

Go!!

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What you can't see is the front of tytus's shirt says "your ad here".

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Tytus went to the competition searching for the ever elusive Brandon Marcus. Needless to say, no one had the heart to break it to him that he'd have better luck finding CD-47 Bot there.

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If you pull the rope Tytus will turn into Arefin.

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looks like the mispelling epidemic has spread. first tytus, now copioli. who's next...?

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hey i know that guy he runs the chief deli.....

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Arefin: Look man, its my best friend tytus sitting there.

Neha: You do realize that he spelled chief "deli" master's name wrong right?

Arefin: umm... maybe I am mistaking. But no, he spells everything wrong anyways.

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I see London, I see France, ewwww.... pull up your pants Tytus, come on.


[not an entry]i really couldn't come up with anything...[/still not an entry]

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[not entry] Jay, I was SO gunna say something about his panties.. I mean boxers.. but no, you had to beat me to it!]

Tytus: Why is everyone taking pictures of me??? Is there something on my back?

Kid in red: Haha, he cant spell!

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Tytus in a startled voice:
“ Oh, HI Brandon!?
Wow, you just gave me a bear huge?

So does that mean you are NOT MAD at me anymore for last night’s joke I played on you?”

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Brandon: "Now all we need is JosephM to tape 'I love Houston' to the back of his shirt......."

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Pratt and Whitney were not impressed when they found out Brandon worked for Delphi and promptly pulled their sponsorship.
Tytus was later seen with another sign on his back that read "Will work for robot parts"

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Tytus: *groan* That's the worst sign I've had on my back ever! MY LIFE IS RUINED! *runs to the bathroom crying*

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Me Spele Goodley withe Mikricsoft Werd!

"Introducing the reason why brandon re-wrote the spellcheck function"

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Hoked oon fonics werked fur mee.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #70
 

To quote a famous comedian, "There's your sign!"

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Yet another pair of perfectly good safety glasses has been demoted to forehead protector use. :eek:

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Andy Baker: Hey! Tytus! That's my line! And your spelling is as bad as a kindergardener's! Use the Spell Check, Tytus.

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Vote Marcus and Neun for president in November!

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Tytus: Its not a spelling error, its because when ever I write U my head flinches and it looks like a C to those who don't flinch. *Spazes Out*

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Tytus to Arefin..."I thought you said your Sharpie came with a spell checker. You did it to me again!"

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The "Brandon Martus is my hero" signs were plagued by quality problems from the start, so they never caught on like the "I am JVN" tattoos and the "Dave says 'It's pimp'" buttons.

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Arefin: "Brandon Mar....ummmmm i think it might be a C"
Kid in Red: " Don't worry it's not like it matters. Just be quick about it; we need to get this on Tytus without him noticing."

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Tytus: It's not a kick me sign right!? It better not be!

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Following the recent internet trend, Tytus auctioned the space on his back off for advertisement. A certain tall computer guru won the bid.

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"This is like a kick me sign. Its going to kick me me back for puting the sign on my back!!!" :D :D :D

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At the 2004 IRI, Tytus was most grateful for the opportunity to meet and pay homage to his idol Brandon Marcus (sic), the president and founder of the Bust-a-Sag Club of North America. After the competition, Tytus and Brandon met some of their suburban skater boys and farm-boy homies in the Lawrence North parking lot for a rousing game of hacky-sack and an impromptu white-boy rap battle. Andy Baker cleaned up in both events, with JVN serving as his hype man and Dave Lavery making sure Andy didn't "get served".

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If only he had taped in on the right way! His legs would be black and blue by the end of the day.

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"Tytus Gerrish: Proof that changing one tiny, often meaningless little letter can haunt you for the rest of your life."

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Amazingly, Tytus hasn't threatened to duct tape me.

First place goes to:

(I genuinely thought he had made up "hype man," but it's apparently a word.)

Second place goes to...

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jay H 237
2) Greg Needel
3) KathieK
4) artdutra04
5) Al Skierkiewicz
6) Gary Dillard
7) Rich Wong
8) Wayne Doenges
9) Tytus Gerrish
10) DCA Fan
11) richardp
12) mechanicalbrain

And the burn award...

Which makes the scores:

Onward!