Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71
 

When the team told Bill he'd been selected to appear on "Pimp My Ride" he expected to get a little more than this!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71
 

In the "Who's the hippest Beatty?" competition/fundraiser, the final results are:
Third Place: Brian
Second Place: Bill (shown here, working the crowd).
First Place: Amanda Morrison (a surprise write-in candidate).

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71
 

Bill shows off the first successful after market add-ons, fuzzy dice and a radio (only true aficionados know tuning does not require a pinky). His first attempts included moon caps ( they wouldn't stay on the wheels), fire decals (fenders were too small), lake pipes (people kept asking about why the need for two shiny kickstands.), fuzzy tail (no antenna), and (my personal favorite) an "eight ball" shift knob (what shifter?).

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71
 

"Hey, what does this button do???"

"I wouldnt touch that if I were you!"

::crash into wall::

Maybe the reverse button should be better labled...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71
 

Upon inspecting another segway with fuzzy dice: "Ehhh... Its a nice touce but it still needs underglow, lemme show you mine" (pressing button)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71
 

Bill: How do I turn this thing? Ya know, back in my day, we...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71
 

"what can I say, i like to gamble!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71
 

Is this the win button? :)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71
 

Bill: Dave says that the dice make it pimp!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71
 

Nothing says high roller like big wheels, big dice, and a grey wind breaker.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71
 

"Woot! I'm going to meet Dean and the rest of the Segway Gang! Maybe now that I've spruced up my Segway they'll let me join their clu... aww man... what's that on my wheel? Who didn't clean up after their dog? Sheesh... I should have chosen the little pine tree air freshener instead of the dice..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71
 

Bill- " Ohhh what will these kids think of next?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71
 

and to the left is some tea and crumpets.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71
 

This button is new! I wonder if that is the booster they told me I was going to get?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71
 

****not an entry******
Hey, what about meeeee!